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U dey chyke othr girls, She dey eye othr men! So wats da problem¿

FTC! *Falls from Etisalat mast*

It amazes me wen pple wrongly think they are clever or smart.
Mayb coz we av seen a couple of planes fly, a phone u can control with ur eyes, A baby u can procreate thru test-tube tech or A ray u can use to cut metals, then we think we are nw equals with God! Truth iz, if u av God's spirit within u, u would knw the answer if u wanna know!

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Satan is dancing shakiti bobo with your career

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My man, ur entirety needs 2 be formated! First, Accept Jesus into ur life (Nt from pastor ooo), Then, he will help u and put things in order!

Here in Costa Rica, we simply read books! Meanwhile I steal sum tym to browse goal.com n' facebook.com

Whr z d guyz pix ni?

Dear Sir/Madam: Therefore, I, Noble Eyisi, the impeached and suspended Students’ Union Government President writes this letter as an appeal for justice in my case. I was elected the
Students’ Union Government President on the 11th of December 2014 and was inaugurated on the 15th of December of that same year. After my election and the Christmas break, on the 5th of January, our government
embarked on the reduction of transport fare in the university from N30 to N20. At first, it seemed an uphill
task as the drivers went on strike but with time and by God’s grace, they were back and conformed to the new N20 transport scheme.


This gave us a very good recommendation and applause
from the university management, students and citizens of our state and country. To be candid, the reduction of the transport fare to N20 was a huge sacrifice from the part of the Students’ Union Government as I, the former president sacrificed the sum of N20,000 per day from the Transport
Trust Fund (TTF), a sum of money collected by the SUG from drivers. This Transport Trust Fund (TTF) was illegal
and unconstitutional as it extorted money from the students (the higher the TTF, the higher the transport fare). For the general students, it brought us love and goodwill as we have helped them save N10 whenever they board a bus, shuttle or keke but from my fellow executives, Students’ Representative Council members (though not inaugurated then) and the judiciary, it brought me hatred as they felt I
took away their daily bread because they were supposed to benefit N8,000 daily from the illegal Transport Trust Fund (TTF). I was by God’s grace able to navigate the ship of SUG despite pressures to bring back the Transport Trust Fund (TTF) up until second semester.


Before the resumption of second semester, I called my fellow executives for a meeting where I pleaded with them and convinced them to buy into my idea of reducing the price of food from N200 to N150 inside the university
campus. They all accepted and agreed to it, the food vendors were called and most of them accepted but due to
the imminent first semester examinations, we weren’t able to begin implementation.

At the eve of second semester, I brought to the notice of the students our decision to bring down food price from N200 to N150, which they all loved, accepted and supported since
it had been a cry in their hearts and it began working as most food vendors complied. But this policy was greeted by a strong university management resistance. The Vice-Chancellor called me expressing his dissatisfaction with it
and asked me to make things right. I felt so sad but I had to obey my superior. So I rested my case, very much against my wish but my students felt that their rights, expressions and feelings were being trampled on. Even if it meant that
the rent collected by the Commercial Ventures of the university from the food vendors be reduced, let it be, but let the interest of the general students be heard and protected.
Since the university management did not want the policy to see the light of the day, I felt so sad and decided to rest my case, but at the same time, my students still felt cheated. Despite the management’s high-handedness on them through increment of fees, institution of new fees,
intimidation by university security agents etc, the management still wanted to extort money from them
through the food prize. With the new implementation of dues by the management and other increments, the students began asking me questions relating to monies which they were asked to pay which was new in the system, increment in some fees and so on and this led me to write
an 8-point letter to the Vice Chancellor asking him questions which my fellow students have been asking me. Please sir, find attached an exact copy of the letter I sent to the Vice Chancellor.


It may also please you to find out that there are still other issues which I did not point out in the letter which includes: Increment in the General Studies (GS) fee of Year one students from N1,000 to N4,000 Increment in the Continuous Education Programme (CEP) school fees from N35,000 to N39, 800,
Payment of National Health Insurance Scheme (NHIS) dues of N2,500 and yet there is no clinic, how much more
obtaining free medical treatment; amongst many others which may still be hidden to me.

After I gave him the letter confidentially on the 4th of May, he called the management staff of the university, entire executives of the Students’ Union Government, the Speaker,
Students’ Representative Council and the Chief Judge of the Students’ Judicial Council to a meeting where he countered the entire letter point by point. In the meeting which held on
the 8th of May, my phone was seized from me and I was almost slapped and intimidated by words spoken by the management staff present in the meeting. I still felt unsatisfied with the response he gave us and unfortunately
the letter got to other fellow students. While the whole situation grew tense, the Students’ Union Government bus
under my care was seized from me, my friends were arrested and threatened and I too was threatened by the Personal Assistant to the Vice Chancellor. Please find attached a copy of this letter (Attachment 2). It is also
important to note that the University management never gave me money for the maintenance of the SUG bus,
though I have written to them on countless occasions, rather my parents had always provided me with the money with which I have continuously repaired and maintained it.
Meanwhile, instead of addressing the issue, the Vice-Chancellor instigated my fellow executives to sign a vote of
no confidence against me where they accused me of a 5-count charge. It is also attached here sir (Attachment 3)
and after the impeachment, I responded to the charges and sent them to the Vice Chancellor of which I am yet to get a reply to (Attachment 4). The response is also attached. My
fellow executives also sued me to the Students’ Union Government Court on a three-count charge, based on why I
brought down the transport fare from N30 to N20, why I removed the illegal and unconstitutional Transport Trust
Fund (TTF) and why I reduced the price of food within the university which was all student-oriented.


While the whole situation was growing tense, I thought the Vice-Chancellor would have managed the situation well
despite media reports, rather he mandated that I be removed quickly from office. Please sir, newspaper reports from this issue are also attached here (Attachment 5). The
only condition he gave me to remain in office was to recant all I said in the letter by calling a press conference which I will address. I was suspended from being the Students’ Union Government President of the university on the 18 May, on a Monday, which was not the normal day the
Students’ Representative Council was to sit. The suspension was unconstitutional and also on the 22 May, I was impeached. This was made possible by the Students’ Representative Council members who had strongly been influenced and bought over by the Vice Chancellor through their Heads of Departments, hence, they ensured I was impeached and more because they were threatened that disobedience would result to problems in their different
courses. It will also please you, sir to note that the suspension as the Students’ Union Government President
was done by the veto power of the Speaker as majority of the quorum of the House seated on that day were against it. After my impeachment, students were really sad and feeling
that their rights had been trampled on, peacefully protested. On the 3rd of June, a peaceful protest was conducted of which I was also part of. After the protest, I kept on attending lectures regularly and on Monday, 8 June, a court order was served to the Vice President and Speaker by the
Anambra State High Court against my suspension as SUG President and impeachment. On the 11th of June, on
entering the university, I was arrested in the university by a personal security aide to the Vice Chancellor. I was
intimidated and from the Administration Block of the university, I was dragged into the security van of the university and taken to the State Security Service Headquarters of Anambra State located at Amawbia. There and then, the Director showed me my suspension letter and I was asked to pack my things immediately and leave the university and also that I should not be seen in the university until further notice. I was also asked to sign an undertaking to this which I did. I kept on asking for a copy of my suspension letter but no one gave it to me. Accompanied by security agents of the university, I packed
my things and left.

Ndi Anambra kwenu!!!! We winning.

Another jobless hu found employment! Sai Baba! U really workin

op u watch a lotta Indian movies!

This z a free n' fair census, coz u can't vote twice and falsifying figures is practically impossible!

Northern states won't come near even d 5th position in this census! Buh they 'll win d presidential election wit 1,000,000 votes ahead of dia rivals!
Hu actually has been voting!

Watch ya papa man! Devil+temptation no send even saints!!!!

Hop he won't b given 15mins "to talk to his fellow man" jus like GEJ!

Ma crush iz Aminat508!
Y? Cos she iz an ardent muslim. At least av got sumone to argue wid, day n' night whether it iz d Bible or Koran that one ought to follow!

Hian! Wetin we no go see 4 nairaland! If u married, then quit! If u ain't then set ur priorities right!

Dese guys are really learners!

Hu taught yhu summary man¿

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This remains my land!

Humans can neva Love! Only God can!
Think abt donatin one of ur eyes 2 dat lady whom u truly love who accidentally lost both eyes??

DanceVille:
Ok! Ok! Where's my pay?

Abeg hu get $100 change, make I pay d bike man wey carry mi com here!

DanceVille:
In Okada man's voice:Oga, you sure shey, na dis place you dey go?

Na here! Na here!

Bike abeg park here we don reach!

Omo! So wich has given d other fame now?

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Elzends:
A spirited second-half display saw Nigeria get their FIFA U-20
World Cup back on the rails as the romped to a 4-0 win over Korea
DPR.
After weathering a tight first-half, An Ye Gun's side went to pieces
after the break as a quick-fire brace from Saviour Godwin undid all
that good work. A fine final two goals secured all three points for
Nigeria and put them back in the mix for qualification from Group E.
Manu Garba's team almost put their disappointing second-half
against Brazil behind them inside the opening two minutes. Captain
Musa Muhammed looked to lead by example as he struck a
thunderbolt of a shot off the inside of the post from 25 yards, for
which keeper Cha Jong Hun was only an airborne spectator.
From there, though, Korea DPR improved for a spell. They contained
the threat of Nigeria and had occasional forays forward, but were
ultimately blunt in attack. The Flying Eagles looked more menacing
as the half wore on.
Taiwo Awoniyi and Bernand Bulbwa threatened, before a
Muhammed free-kick and Awoniyi follow-up brought out a superb
double save from Jong Hun in a half in which he was busy, but
rarely tested to his limits.
The second half saw all that change, as the Korea DPR goalkeeper
spoiled what had been an impressive display. His misjudgement to
come and challenge Saviour Godwin for a Bulbwa cross saw the
Asian side lose their foothold, as Godwin scored.
It only took the same player just three minutes to double his tally,
after a lucky ricochet allowed Awoniyi to skilfully progress up the
field before playing in the FC Sports forward, who coolly slotted
through legs of defender and goalkeeper.
The third was a peach. A corner found its way out to Kingsley Sokari
and his laser-guided shot from the edge of the area screamed into
the top left corner. The final one wasn't bad either, following a slick
team move. Awoniyi and substitute Success Isaac's exchanged
passes sliced through the Korea DPR defence before the latter
slammed home from a tight angle to revive the African champions'
last 16 hopes.

When did u become a sports pundit?

Wetn consign aboki-daughter consign Boutique? Guess moslems do "End time things" too!

Boko slowly gaining ground in d east!

My man save ur soul!

Pple keep wastin tym on all these 'relationship' blah blah blah dat they barely get a chance to live!
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Do not trespass!

Av seen dis b4! But d joke ain't gone dry!

QUESTION OF THE DAY!

If you get the answer right, I swear you are a super genius. N200 Airtime for you!

A lady bought goods worth ₦200 and paid the shopkeeper with a ₦1000 note.

The Shopkeeper had no change on him so he went to another Shopkeeper John his neighbour and collected ₦1000 change in ₦200
denominations, with which he settled the lady and she left.

A little while later, John came back angrily after he discovered the ₦1000 note he was given by the shopkeeper was fake, and demanded a replacement.

To avoid trouble, the shopkeeper had to give John another ₦1000 and destroyed the counterfeit which had no real value.

So Question for the genius...
How much has the Shopkeeper lost in total?