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RomanceRe: In Africa Ghanain Ladies Have The Most Lose Vagina by Calmwaters(m): 6:28pm On Jun 22, 2016
Hu ee epp huh
RomanceRe: Roman, Lagos Babe And Her Giant Boobs Break The Internet (PHOTOS) by Calmwaters(m): 4:59pm On Jun 15, 2016
Don't knw if am d only 1 dat will b sayin dis but dat woman's boobs hardly attracts me cuz it will jst choke u up.I not prefer it small but at least moderately big
RomanceRe: A Man On Bed With 12 Chicks, 2 On His Joystick. End Time... *pics* by Calmwaters(m): 4:51pm On Jun 15, 2016
See dis Op u don raise ma hope finish
Mtchewwwwww
RomanceRe: Why Do Guys Aid Guys In Cheating On Girls ? by Calmwaters(m): 3:02pm On Jun 15, 2016
Iamsynord:
No be So boss it just the true fact...
Jst kidding Oga mi grin
But u re totally on point
CrimeRe: My Fiancé Disappeared With N580,000, Says Prostitute by Calmwaters(m): 2:48pm On Jun 15, 2016
victorjoe:
Forget the fiance. She has a pastor!!! Is he aware of her kind of job? Does he collect tithe?
Hmmmm
How re we sure she pays tithes
CrimeRe: My Fiancé Disappeared With N580,000, Says Prostitute by Calmwaters(m): 2:37pm On Jun 15, 2016
lizzlix:
......and a police friend too! Just imagine!
I can honestly bet my molar tooth that she doesn't know how many men she had sex with as opposed her claim.
#500 multiplied by how many men will give you #580,000?
I dey tell u
CrimeRe: My Fiancé Disappeared With N580,000, Says Prostitute by Calmwaters(m): 2:35pm On Jun 15, 2016
elvisdaniels:
Please don't be too quick to judge , a lot of girls overseas that got married to their husbands were once prostitutes , and the husbands were aware and had to pay off their madam so as to marry them ..be enlightened ,don't just say words cos you want to comment , most criminals of the past are pastors today, cultist also are doctors and police men in this present nigeria, few governors were motor park touts ,we know nothing of what the.future holds for everyone of us ...thanks
Bro u sure do have a point but itz marriage we re talkin about not jst a relationship.Personally even if I wan climb dat kind woman wetin go jst enter ma head na.Hw many pipl don do wetin I wan do
RomanceRe: The Most Painful Way Of Breaking Up, Share Your Experience Here by Calmwaters(m): 2:46pm On Jun 14, 2016
Twaci:
This guy done turn pastor grin
grin grin grin
RomanceRe: The Most Painful Way Of Breaking Up, Share Your Experience Here by Calmwaters(m): 2:40pm On Jun 14, 2016
Wot d Bleep z dat.I come against any type of dis spirit in ma lyf wit da Holy Ghost Thunder
RomanceRe: Why Do Guys Aid Guys In Cheating On Girls ? by Calmwaters(m): 2:31pm On Jun 14, 2016
Iamsynord:
This is the honest truth. A girl will be loyal to her boyfriend and his numerous friends, yet when the guy is cheating on her, the guy friends do not deem it fit to tell him to back off or even warn the ignorant girlfriend.

The girl will cook, be nice and even hustle babes to her boyfriend friends, yet knowing fully well that she is the side chick,they will go ahead to be calling her " iyawo wa "

some of the guys will even be waiting to chyke her immediately their friend dumps her...

This is something rare amidst girls... If a guys girlfriend is cheating on him., her friends will always show visible signs that something is wrong. Some will even warn you to look somewhere else and even expose ur cheating girl to you.


But guys will always be looking at the girl as she wallows in ignorance..
Guy why u dey expose us na.UA knw weda u don spoil person market nw?
CrimeRe: My Fiancé Disappeared With N580,000, Says Prostitute by Calmwaters(m): 2:20pm On Jun 14, 2016
A prostitute has a fiance?!!
Wot a confused gal hw can u actually believe dat a guy hu z not handicapped will b comfortable marrying a prostitute
My dear u nid 2 get ur head checked
RomanceRe: Misuse Of Nairaland Romance Section by Calmwaters(m): 2:04pm On Jun 14, 2016
frubben:
When I joined nairaland and found the
Romance section, I was happy because I could
learn a lot from the section on relationship
matters but opening the section I was
disappointed with the amount of kids that
flood the section which prompt me in opening
this thread.

The romance section is a place where you visit
to get answer to question bordering you
concerning your relationship and where you
learn how to tackle them, and how you still
help people too and get creative advice from
intelligent people. And also where you learn
the changes affecting your body as a male or
female

But it has being abuse by Rockies,neophyte's,
babies, children and amature's , it has turn to
Their playground where they dump poo and
Poo. Things they dump here are as follows;

1. They tell us how the Bleep a girl real hard
( how is that our concern)

2. How the girls Kitty-Cat is smelling (real
neophytes)

3. How Girls were created for fvcking (sMH)

4. How they fvck 3 girls at a time

5. How they visit the brothel everyday
And so on

For God sake there are some things you don't
paste on net, because a lot of people are
reading ur fvcking post, respect your family
and don't bring bad name to them by telling
the world you were not trained properly.
I know the kids will bash me useless fifo
Please tolerate my mistake in write up

Honest Lad
Speaking out
Bro am totally wit u cuz sumtinz u will see in d Romance section will get u wondering if d Op wz sober when opening d thread
CelebritiesRe: Striking Resemblance Between Korede Bello And Michael Jackson (photo) by Calmwaters(m): 1:59pm On Jun 14, 2016
Buddafly:
Op, where is the resemblance?



This is the funniest comment I've read here. How old was MJ in the pictures posted? Find pictures of Korede @ same age and let's compare.
MJ looked miles better (b4 he got white that is)
tanks bro I will consider becoming a Comedian
PoliticsRe: Analysis On Vanguard Published 'Crack In Militant Camp Widens' by Calmwaters(m): 2:10am On Jun 14, 2016
It seems greed has taken over evrytin an average Nigerian does.But wot I find funny in it all z d JN wetin sef sayin dat Buhari shud stop probing SS governors and yet claim 2 have d interest of d pipl of SS at heart.Smh.If u ask me d only group dat has 2 give Mr. President sleepless nite z d NDA cuz dey re d ones trying 2 destabilize Nigeria's economy all d odas 2 me are jst political propaganda
CelebritiesRe: DJ Cuppy's Graduation Party More Expensive Than A Brand New Lamborghini!!!!! by Calmwaters(m): 1:55am On Jun 14, 2016
O boy so dis economy no dey affect dem?!!
huh huh
RomanceRe: Top 10 Nigerian Girls' Rejection Lines And Their Meaning by Calmwaters(m): 1:48am On Jun 14, 2016
Surfboard:
grin Correct guy. Every don set.
wink
RomanceRe: Open Opinion To Mr.seun About Nairaland by Calmwaters(m): 1:42am On Jun 14, 2016
KIKO720:
U just joined bro, If u wer opportuned to be here like 3 or 4 years ago. U dd knw wat am tlkin abt. Enjoy your stay here bro
Tanks
CelebritiesRe: Striking Resemblance Between Korede Bello And Michael Jackson (photo) by Calmwaters(m): 1:41am On Jun 14, 2016
Obas101:
Iffa hear.. Na better camera cause am. Nd also not d bleached Jackson ooo bt d black one
But I still feel lyk korede is d kind of guy dat will jst walk past and ur gal will totally ignore u.Gals am I wrong
RomanceRe: Top 10 Nigerian Girls' Rejection Lines And Their Meaning by Calmwaters(m): 1:36am On Jun 14, 2016
slimthugchimee:
my guy na my sit you dey like this naaa


howva my guy tell am naaa......na my sit be that
No worry seat still dey
RomanceRe: Open Opinion To Mr.seun About Nairaland by Calmwaters(m): 7:20am On Jun 13, 2016
Okay I jst joined Nairaland and 2 nw I have not experienced wot u guys re sayin but if its true somethin has 2 b done
Cc: Seun
RomanceRe: Top 10 Nigerian Girls' Rejection Lines And Their Meaning by Calmwaters(m): 7:16am On Jun 13, 2016
Surfboard:
Abeg, shift make I join you. You like orijin?
Make am 5 bottles abeg make I run buy suya join
CrimeRe: This Man Traps, Rapes, And Extorts Men In Nigeria by Calmwaters(m): 7:13am On Jun 13, 2016
Dis trend of guys raping guys sickens me 2 d marrow. Seriously dis country needs deliverance
RomanceRe: Top 10 Nigerian Girls' Rejection Lines And Their Meaning by Calmwaters(m): 7:08am On Jun 13, 2016
Make I sit down wait comments cool
RomanceRe: Dear Nigerian Men, How Many Of Y'all Can Grab Your Woman Like This? by Calmwaters(m): 7:04am On Jun 13, 2016
Dis small tin Op come make we do our own wink
CelebritiesRe: Striking Resemblance Between Korede Bello And Michael Jackson (photo) by Calmwaters(m): 6:41am On Jun 13, 2016
I tink dey look alike jst dat Korede looks cuter
RomanceRe: How To Last Longer In Bed And Be A Real Man With Groudnut Oil And Palm Wine. by Calmwaters(m): 8:57pm On Jun 12, 2016
I jst dey imagine hw e go taste.Ur face go be lyk dat of person wey lick anti-malarial drugs
RomanceRe: Wen I Greet Her,she Calls Me Sweetheart,darling,honeybee In Front Of Her Husband by Calmwaters(m): 10:57am On Jun 12, 2016
BlueEyeBalls:
I swear... For wat I say is true...


Mind u, am digging her daughter for now grin
Bro nothing bad na u fit conbine moda and dauta but wen d husband combine him vex no run oo
CrimeRe: Medical Doctor Turns Armed Robber And Car-Snatcher by Calmwaters(m): 10:45am On Jun 12, 2016
Wat a shame 2 d medical line:-/
RomanceRe: Oh Dear!!!! Horn.y Zoo Keeper Impregnates Female Orangutan Ape (photo) by Calmwaters(m): 10:30am On Jun 12, 2016
And am lyk wot d f**k z wrong wit som fellas.No mata hw u ugly reach at least prostitutes no go reject u why u go f**k Orango wetin sef undecided

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