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Crime / Re: Photos From A Robbery Attack In Ikare, Lagos This Evening by Calypso1(m): 11:37pm On Jan 13, 2015
engrkaz:
Speechless..... More reason why indian hemp and codiene must be banned. These demons were high on some cheap drugs

Please bro,don't blame it on anything but the culprits.
Ordinary panadol can get you high if taken in overdose.
Literature / Re: The Teacher's Only Son by Calypso1(m): 6:36am On Nov 21, 2013
It was the beautiful girl and she was smiling with dimples on her smallish face
''Hi'' I replied,I am famous and you?i queried.I am amaka.Are you not going for a break she asked and she didnt allow to answer instead she pulled me up,help me clear my desk and then we went to buy some snacks.
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The compound was spacious and there was a church in it,students were shouting almost at everycorner of the compound.we went to the bookshop and she bought some snacks which we shared.

Thanks i said and went to my mum's class.
morning ghost moders....
Literature / Re: The Teacher's Only Son by Calypso1(m): 6:16am On Nov 21, 2013
Introduction...I am known as famous(real name withheld)...I am the first and only son of a teacher(mum) and a businessman(dad) though I had a sis.
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We lived at an area in onitsha before we transferred to another area near my mum's school and the area in particular is FEGGE IN ONITSHA...and to cap it all,our street is the worst street in fegge,where militancy,cultism,violence and smoking is the main activities...


98% of kids that grew in the street are useless(dunno if it's a curse),a street where saints are turned to devils(you might be wondering how this place still exist but ride on with me to my adventures in this wonderland)
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.........:............Wonderland........................................
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When we arrived at the new street,we unpacked our things from the vehicle,arranged our things and Yea its time to make new friends.
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There was this boy named thankGod,he is bully,and i like em as friends so I added him to my list........there was this girl,dark in complexion,my age(6),beautiful,she was the girl that's gonna explore my se.xual life.This same girl have other two brothers and a sis all my elders.
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Finally its monday and I gats register for school and its my mum's school.the school is actually the best private school in the area and most richmen kids school,I must be lucky or so I thought.
After the registration,i went to my class to see the same thankGod the bully and that beautiful girl in my class and damn I was happy.Our teacher is a lady,fair in complexion and she is my mum's friend,she helped me secure a seat in the front row of the class and i was given special attention courtesy of my mum.
Finally it was break time,I stayed back in the class and was loss in thought(thinking about my old friends)when somebody tapped me in the back.
Literature / Re: The Teacher's Only Son by Calypso1(m): 8:32pm On Nov 20, 2013
...........Her side of the story........

She was preparing breakfast when he (my namesake) came back and told her what happened,she immediately went insearch of me from street to street all to no avail then she started wandering along a road that connected all the streets and that was where she found me.she said the woman was about taking me to ABS but who knows?

Back to my story...we went home that day after thanking the woman and my mum became over protective from then.
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We spread mat in the middle of the house we lived and chatted as it is a public four in one house with space @ the middle of the four houses.we do that every eve but this eve is again A DREADFUL EVENING.As we are sleeping(me and my sis)@ the center of the house,my mum was chatting and then suddenly everybody started running (again).I stayed there not knowing what was happening till a white cat came to where I lay and looked me in my eyes for some time and left.
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Mama chinenye is woman who once lived in the same house with us but later relocated to a nearby building but keep visiting us though she is a troublemaker and have had several problems with the landlord...
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On a fateful friday afternoon,she called my mum to her house who inturn took us to her house.she offered us biscuits which my mum rejected and after some time,they told us to play

...........My mum's side of the story................
I want to destroy that house and its occupants,she said...while I listened...we will carryout massive attack and i wouldnt want you to be there so it would be better if you pack out as it would be recurring.
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After a week or two,we are set to pack out from the house to the street that held my history,the home of gunners and sappers,the abode of the dead,the haunted street,the cursed street,the all rugged street,the anyhow ghetto and most of all the DREADED GHETTO.
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Now the story starts and pals please drop comments to encourage me.
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Thanks all
Literature / Re: The Teacher's Only Son by Calypso1(m): 8:24pm On Nov 20, 2013
comments are welcomed for encouragement
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thanks
Literature / Re: The Teacher's Only Son by Calypso1(m): 8:24pm On Nov 20, 2013
We set out for the barber's shop,when we reached,there was many people in the shop as it was the only one around(late 90s).suddenly everybody started running and I started running too but where am I running to??

I dunno.I kept running till I came to a street and everything looked normal,I decided to look for my namesake but how,where??we didn't tell anybody we're going out as that my namesake was the first and only son then likewise me so he was showered with money unlike me.

It was getting hotter in the afternoon as I was wandering and crying.I didn't eat anything that morning and its late afternoon,plus ''I am man must wack'',my stomach was rumbling,my feet was aching,my nose was running,my face was dusty and infact I am the opposite of good.

As I was crying,a woman of about 40yrs approached me,she asked me some questions and bought me akara balls while I was eating the akara,my nose was running like bore hole while I was eating the akara ball courtesy of my gap teeth...lol

Before I noticed,people were gathering and i dont care to know what they said only what i know is I am damn hungry.

The woman took my hand as we headed for the nearest junction,as we were about to board the bus,somebody came running with full nitro like lamborghini and when I turned back,''It was my mum''.
Literature / Re: The Teacher's Only Son by Calypso1(m): 8:22pm On Nov 20, 2013
my dad stayed for a month before he went back to wherever he came from leaving us in tears tho I never really missed him then.

It's my last term in nursery school and so far I am a bright pupil as my mum is a teacher and history has it that teacher's kids are usually intelligent and I am No exception.
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I would be attending the primary version of my school next term as it is owned by my mum's elder sis who is rich and his husband is my mentor till date and fortunately,their first son is my namesake...and that was how he(the son) became my friend then
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..........My namesake.............
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He was a boy of about 10years when i was four and we played football,swell and other kiddy plays till ONE DREADED DAY
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................The dreaded day........................
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Escort me to that barber's salon,the one at the end of the street he asked
''Ok'' I replied as I went to wear my slippers not knowing it is what MERLIN CALLED THE DOOMS DAY
Literature / Re: The Teacher's Only Son by Calypso1(m): 8:18pm On Nov 20, 2013
''Good afternoon booda'',I greeted...
the man kept mute and instead give out a little smile...He was a man in his early 30's,dark,about 5'9 or more...He wore expensive jean trousers and long sleeve packet shirt with italian boots to match.He wore a gold wrist watch and at his side is a travelling bag.He looked like he just flew in.I kept my distance from where he seated and went to seat at the seat opposite his as we waited for my mum's arrival from school.
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Mum goodafun'' I greeted
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''Goodafternoon my baby'' my mum responded hugging and pecking me at the same time.
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''where is your sister''?? She asked and I responded she is with bloda upstairs.
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We went up to meet the man playing with my lil sis
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''Godfrey'' my mum shouted in bewilderment,and went to hug him while I wonder who this strange wealthy man was?
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He told my mum what transpired between us(me and him) earlier and my mum started blaming him.
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My mum called me and said ''Baby he is your father'' and she was blaming him for not staying around as his son couldn't recognize him.Yea i shouted in my mind ''I got my dad back''.

Continues shortly
Literature / Re: The Teacher's Only Son by Calypso1(m): 8:15pm On Nov 20, 2013
This is the story of a boy who walked through the dark side of life and still walking (I guess)

follow my story and you'll never regret it.
www.nairaland.com/1525398/teachers-only-son
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Story continues
Literature / The Teacher's Only Son by Calypso1(m): 8:06pm On Nov 20, 2013
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Dedicated to all the people who are destined to live,no matter the challenges,all ghetto hustlers and to whom it may concern.Critics are welcomed.

Signed_by_calypso1
Romance / Re: The Handsomeness Of Nairaland Men! *official* by Calypso1(m): 12:39pm On Nov 14, 2013
sawyer89: ...and at last the thread went dead!
Too bad. RIP!

I would have loved to show my worwor pix too but I trust nairalanders na abuse dem go use bath me.
On a serious note, Nigerians arent that badlooking compare to other Africans.
#TeamNaija4Life


Post pics jor...no use dead thread as excuse
Romance / Re: the beauty of nairaland women (reloaded) by Calypso1(m): 8:13am On Nov 14, 2013
Harbosede02: Mawin beauties


How are you

you thought you can waylay me in my dreams but its the other way round for you and Idowu cheesy
Romance / Re: the beauty of nairaland women (reloaded) by Calypso1(m): 8:06am On Nov 14, 2013
Savigne:
If your name's on Forbes list,why not?


Mine is there...check the last year's list(year 2020)(vision 2020 from SCOAN grin )
Romance / Re: the beauty of nairaland women (reloaded) by Calypso1(m): 7:59am On Nov 14, 2013
Savigne:
Excuse me?
What dah fuq r u?....Like I said earlier on, I'm new here so pls buster watch ur mouth


Easy tigress,I'm also new here,so you don't have to be harsh...


Can I PM you?
Romance / Re: the beauty of nairaland women (reloaded) by Calypso1(m): 6:45am On Nov 14, 2013
Savigne: cry cry
Oh for real?
Tell him my uncle Bill Gates,says its being a long time.I don't got a fone nw,my Dad Carlos Slim seized my fone:He doesn't fancy the idea of me using d diamond plated Iphone5 Uncle Bill got me

oloshi...now you need him to buy the diamond coated iphone7 and tell your dad...YOU'VE GOT A BOYFRIEND
Romance / Re: The Handsomeness Of Nairaland Men! *official* by Calypso1(m): 6:27am On Nov 14, 2013
Lil'Barbie Boo:
ok i love ur lips


You took the words outta my mouth,but the last time I checked,you are female so don't....

I'rather call your statement mine

@chykoroxie...hmmm(where I go start)grin

Is your PM box working fine In other words
Can I PM you?
Romance / Re: The Handsomeness Of Nairaland Men! *official* by Calypso1(m): 4:52pm On Nov 13, 2013
[size=24pt]THIANNAH[/size]

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Romance / Re: The Handsomeness Of Nairaland Men! *official* by Calypso1(m): 4:40pm On Nov 13, 2013
ladies are watching... maybe wanking

they're speechless

@thiannah...you're wanted by moi...can I pm you

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Romance / Re: The Handsomeness Of Nairaland Men! *official* by Calypso1(m): 4:36pm On Nov 13, 2013
Nadia_SA1: I wan c 6pack


angry angry


add me on instagram and you. won't regret it

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Romance / Re: the beauty of nairaland women (reloaded) by Calypso1(m): 4:29pm On Nov 13, 2013
lorretta u: thanks


Finally she's here

Been hearing about you offline...

nice collection you've got here

Do you mind if I pm you?

friendly pm grin
Romance / Re: The Handsomeness Of Nairaland Men! *official* by Calypso1(m): 4:25pm On Nov 13, 2013
amiskurie: moi




nice pinshure ...I'm planning on getting six of those marks on both cheeks grin

how do you see that?
Romance / Re: The Handsomeness Of Nairaland Men! *official* by Calypso1(m): 4:15pm On Nov 13, 2013
Abu Mikey:


Your point exactly is? undecided


chill out bro

love nwantiti grin
Romance / Re: the beauty of nairaland women (reloaded) by Calypso1(m): 4:12pm On Nov 13, 2013
Eneze1: me

OK thank you
Romance / Re: the beauty of nairaland women (reloaded) by Calypso1(m): 4:06pm On Nov 13, 2013
Dygeasy: Evelyn?? Is That You?

I Don't Know Where You've Been But I Sure Misplaced You.

Where Have You Been Sef? Can You Receive PMs?
Eveluv: @Dygeasy. Its me Evelyn. Yea I can receive PMs.
Dygeasy: Evelyn?? Is That You?

I Don't Know Where You've Been But I Sure Misplaced You.

Where Have You Been Sef? Can You Receive PMs?




bad market. **wailing**
Romance / Re: the beauty of nairaland women (reloaded) by Calypso1(m): 3:52pm On Nov 13, 2013
patrickmuf: I can't let a beauty like you just pass


freedom of speech...wat can fa shocked

na you get your mouth but...
Romance / Re: the beauty of nairaland women (reloaded) by Calypso1(m): 3:52pm On Nov 13, 2013
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Romance / Re: The Handsomeness Of Nairaland Men! *official* by Calypso1(m): 3:40pm On Nov 13, 2013
Nomski0: Yeah. Btw, she deactivated her account.......again. Is she bipolar or somethingundecidedundecided


abumikey not danhunchbackhumprey again,?


I tuale 4 u maybe gej 2mao
Romance / Re: The Handsomeness Of Nairaland Men! *official* by Calypso1(m): 3:40pm On Nov 13, 2013
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Romance / Re: The Handsomeness Of Nairaland Men! *official* by Calypso1(m): 3:15pm On Nov 13, 2013
Idowuogbo:
Awwww.... I like u already.... U cool.


ogbeni??

I totu I first like you undecided
Romance / Re: the beauty of nairaland women (reloaded) by Calypso1(m): 2:51pm On Nov 13, 2013
Idowuogbo:
Gerrout! angry


I'm out already

that mouth na die

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