₦airaland Forum

I welcome casemiro to the theatre of upsets and disappointments. Man U go teacham lesson. My heart goes out to him.

Whobedatte:
Hard girl wey dey claim street from day1 , they count comdoms with Amaka say that bearded guy wey dem evict last week , can't remember his name say dem don use confom finish .
See phyna come turn to mumu lover girl
Chai

do they really use the condoms?

kingsways:
Pinnik has not done so well for Nigerian football, but he has certainly done well for himself, becoming CAF and FIFA Exco members.

I miss Galadima, Nigeria football did so well under him, and if Nigeria is a country that rewards excellence, he should have got a second term

under galadima, nigeria failed to qualify for the worldcup

robosky02:
I think amaju should be considered for life time NFF presidency



He has done well.... He is even a FIFA executive

you are an idiot

Ishilove:
Looks like a mega jumbo dildö

get a vibrato

WriterNig:
That'll be putting it mildly.

Glory Glory Glory To Russia! The true protectors of the weak.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/94/Flag-map_of_Russia.svg/640px-Flag-map_of_Russia.svg.png

where's your russian passport. I'm calling putin to bomb you to smithereens. Impostor!

Stonecoldstare1:
So ken and barbie are robbing banks now?

another flop on arrival. We dont want another matrix revival. Let it slide

Omoluabi16:
haaa! Na Afro-carribean feem
It is a yorubawood film. it is kind of old, but gold. that was the movie that brought kunle afolayan to limelight. Don't pass, you might like it.

there's nothing caribean about it

Kaycee7:
Weekend Watch List

- I Want to Eat Your Pancreas (2018)

- Perfect Blue (1998)

where do you normally scoop all these cartoons?

Ishilove:
Is that a Nollywood feem?

you are a shallow and deformed woman. So you haven't seen saworide? A nollywood classic. Where did you grow up?

hensben:
Same here, looking forward to it.

m.i or mode 9? Blueraydick

Ishilove:
Shaq! You're unusually flirtatious this fine evening/morning

Your 2020 picture of your yellow face with glasses on, full breasts is still lurking in my head.

Ishilove:
You need Jesus

Jesus already took the wheel. Somebody else should handle the gear stick.

ShaqFu:
Where exactly?

simp, when will you fúck ishilove?

djflexcy:
I greet you boss.
If you have nothing doing at the moment you can manage it, although the job is stressful since you said it's 3shift, it should be less stress because ours then was 2 shift. Congrats on your new job

thank you. One more thing. How was your shift like? They said we'd work from 6am to 12pm or from 12pm to 6pm

djflexcy:
This morning after reading the comment of NwaAmaikpe I saw the love from all of us.
So I decided to create this post to ask Who is that Nairalander/s that put smile on your face mine is

NwaAmaikpe
Explorers
Zimri
And our only yahoo guy Slawmiior if i get the spelling correctly.
Over to you guys

good evening, i went for a chicken republic interview for position of production operative. The pay is 32k plus hmo and pension. Its three shifts. I need your candid advice cos I saw your comment somewhere about working there

Jennyclay:
First of all: You're the person, Stop tagging your invisible friend. So painful how you matured men go about molesting toddlers. Oga, you're a pedophile. Don't lie to us it's your invisible friend, you're the person involved in that shameless act... Liar! Mr Linus! Oga Lie Muhammad!

Secondly: How do you convince a toddler to sleep with you, if you're not a rapist

My humble advice for you... Please, Go to the nearest police station and report yourself, tell the police you're a potential child molester and a great pedophile... I'm sure the police will take the case up from there!

Oga pedo. Good morning o!

Jesus Christ!! What are these Monsters called men turning into How can you be sexually attracted to a kid May God judge every pedophile and rapist both in this life and Hereafter.

Shameless men!!

you talk too much. Am gonna fùck you

omaclarry:
Had same issue recently, well I was travelling for real and she wanted to stay even when she has her own apartment, I gave her my key and travelled, few days later she sent pictures of how she cleaned my house, rearranged stuff, then I knew there was problem. Luckily NYSC pop was few weeks away, few days to the POP called her that my cousin will come stay in my place for the POP that she should give him the key, when he is done he will give it back to her. Called a friend whon is actually passing out same day to act as my cousin, with the instruction to run away with the key when he gets hold of it till I'm back. Well few weeks later she figured out the game and blocked me every where possible.

you dont know how to treat a girl. Send me her number let me smash her

Shascky33:
How do you intend running tit-jobs with those, huh?

have you sucked pussy b4

Faber:
Ask those who knows me in Benin City, they say I dey do yahoo, but I know nothing about yahoo, we dey bomb Paripesa, Melbet, 1xbet, 22bet. That's where we make our money. Not for people wey no get mind sha

That's my tool box from my phone home screen

whats the meaning of bombing?

Antoeni:
Na Those Dirty Illiterate Yoruba Actresses day vex me Pass

bleaching bitches. Na all those big boys dey fùck dem

TylerDurden:
Their main hustles are:

1. Local runz

2. Only fans

3. Dubai runs

4. Yatching runz

If you don't know what yatching is, it is the runz where these actresses go to high profile resort locations that billionaire Yatch owners frequent. They roam the shore bars hoping to be picked up by deckhands of the yatch who then take them onboard to hookup with billionaires partying on their yatch.

They earn upwards of $20k sucking off fat old billionaires and then are kicked off the yatch.

Nnegi is currently yatching her ass off as I post this.

Only fans is another avenue where these oloshos make big steady revenue of at least 10k a month showing their ass and masturbating to paid losers.

you get nengi connect?

Born2Breed:
Kilo pe kilo pe.

We sabi them. Multichoice brought some of them to showcase Lagos Housewives.....batshit!

i hate iyabo ojo on that show. Snitchbitch

STEWpid:
Lobarton

We say NO to any nonsense that will distract our attention from the current hot polity!

They made money with their kpussie, SO BE IT!

The Idiot is Talking as if His Body doesn't move at the sight of a Covered Fat Clit!

Shiorr!

fùcking hoe. I'm gonna bang you till you drip white

xynerise:
We know the obvious. But Ashewo is no more a shameful business for some of our ladies. They just digitized it

how far, find me one domitilla for ya side

Romanoff:
Daughters of the Apornstle sitting pretty on this table.
Only one asaba film and boom, she done buy mansion and Range Rover.

Coming from a fellow clitocrat.