Money no dey,I want to get Guinness smooth like 10 bottles,then buy meat to cook that day.
That's all,rest rest rest

For the past two Christmases, I've been hustling and struggling but this year I will take out time to flex around, moving from a classy fastfood joint to ShopRite and Cinema because it's not easy to be alive.
Even though I witnessed so many challenges, obstacles and unreasonable expenses this year that depleted my resources. Nevertheless I must flex life not alone but with my woman.

Peace of mind, I will be far away from some toxic relatives.

Best Christmas gift.

Stay home, have the kids open their presents and we all go and watch our movies.

gloryhomemaker:
I wish to give myself 14 hours sleep daily for the Christmas period to tell my body well done for all the work done through the year.

I already know it's not possible
More work dey.

One ounce of Canadian loud and a bottle of Martel with a big ass yellow cutie

... Typing with my new 14proMx



Madam is still shook

18wheeler:
Taking a week off to the village. Will go fully local. Local foods, local drinks, local trips like [b]sh*tting in the bush (behind shrubs in those burnt farms [/b]after harvest) and bathing in the stream, sleeping on mat under thatched roof, relaxing during the day under the big mango tree in the middle of the family compound. I will gift myself a week away from city life.

Na wa o. I just hope I won't step on your poopoo when I'm strolling through the bush.

Greystone:


Best response.

I don't think the girl is a Nigerian girl. I wasn't expecting that kind of response

Divay22:
I don't even know...
I'll just be here watching y'all

Let me take you out to the moon

goldbim:
you are not alone..I've started collecting my vacation books!!Me and my books alone with a natural touch of harmattan

Oh wow love this. Enjoyment all the way Sis.
Pls do you have any reading app to recommend?
Thanks

This year has been the most successful year for me in my writing career. Upwork was frustrating me. I sent hundreds of proposals but I don't get response, I almost lost it. LinkedIn was full congratulatory messages from people whom I think are over exaggerating. Nairaland was my saving grace at the end of the day... Don't joke with this platform, and learn to guide your utterances at all times, no be everything be cruise.

That said, I already got myself a beast Redmi Note 10 Pro mid year, and I ended the year with a 43 inch LG LED TV... I'm a suc.ker for gadgets. It might not sound like so much achievement but it means a lot to me. Especially because I worked every dime for it.

On Christmas day, chicken lap shall not pass me by insha Allah and visit to old time friends place. Christmas is done. I'll be indoor for most of time though, NatGeo Wild and all. I love to watch animals tear each other's windpipe and suck the blood directly from there.... Jeez I know I sound like a psycho right now. Forgive me. Lions, hyenas, foxes, bush dogs, tigers, leopards, I love to see them in action.

Rounding up, I want to be free this festive season, I don't want to wake up to mind bugging deadlines. Work has a way making you lose that peace of mind sometimes, but I asked for it, so what can I say??

Samantha123:
Let's just leave it.

Your shoulders are not balanced that is why.

A House

mariahAngel:
Compliments of the season everyone!

As we all know, Christmas is around the corner, and the excitement is already in the atmosphere.
This is the season for giving and sharing.
A time to spread happiness, enjoy and make merry.

In the coming days, there will be lots of purchases in preparation for Christmas, to make the celebration memorable.
So, in the spirit of giving and sharing, what will you be giving yourself this Christmas?
If you already got yourself something, what was it?

For me, I'm still thinking of what to give myself.



Picture source: Google.

giving myself all Shiloh and koinonia messages so I can be injected with fresh fire for the new year..glory to GOD

Okay.

LINSAR:


Your shoulders are not balanced that is why.

Offpoint1:

Let me take you out to the moon

Na sun i like go

Geominer:


But u either aren't different from him.

go and learn how to write correct English you fuc*k bastar*d

emmyluizzz:


nobody cares about the amount you fuc*k coward

na your papa be coward oloriburuku. OP ask question I answered her question, na you dey shed tears under my mentions

Be like you never see food chop since ma why body dey pepper you ontop another man's personal business, go chip sand werey

Useless people like you they no dey mind their business only to dey disgrace their papa for social media

Magnoliaa:
Orgasm.

Lots of it.

I deserve it, abeg.

It's been a long time coming.

Your orgasm carrier is worn out, let the puxy rest a bit, must you nack everytime

Divay22:

Na sun i like go

No be juju be that?

mariahAngel:
Compliments of the season everyone!

As we all know, Christmas is around the corner, and the excitement is already in the atmosphere.
This is the season for giving and sharing.
A time to spread happiness, enjoy and make merry.

In the coming days, there will be lots of purchases in preparation for Christmas, to make the celebration memorable.
So, in the spirit of giving and sharing, what will you be giving yourself this Christmas?
If you already got yourself something, what was it?

For me, I'm still thinking of what to give myself.



Picture source: Google.

everyday is Christmas for me nothing special

If you need Adire(tie and dye) fabrics to give, you should contact @kemadealadire for really nice and affordable ones.

For data and airtime, you should contact me

Antimarraige:
stupid question, you can stay sad all your life if you want to ,some of us are happy with the way we live our lives. who are you trying to gaslight lol? Abi you miss road?

What has having fun and enjoying one's life got to do with family members? I take care of my family as I deem fit, na you know if all your family members don die finish, live your life how you want and let others live thiers too


With your dry bones body like eja panla, alara gbigbe, your own dry bones no fit rise again

Girl wey wan show you love , na em you go Dey fight , u know weather she wan join the 4some

Holluwhakemmy:
I have bought clothes already it remain shoe, bag and, jewelleries.

Is that so? Alright. Just keep opening your inner chamber, and you'll buy the shoe, bag and jewellery you crave for.
No be una again? The i-must-have-it crew.

goldbim:
you are not alone..I've started collecting my vacation books!!Me and my books alone with a natural touch of harmattan

Hmmmm..Not really!call me old school but I think I prefer my books in hardcopy ..

PaulOtl:

Is that so? Alright. Just keep opening your inner chamber, and you'll buy the show, bag and jewellery you crave for.
No be una again? The i-must-have-it crew.

go and address the issues in your mother's and sisters lives don't pass the aggression to me. Thanks

jibrilELsudan:
HOPING FOR THEOBARTH GRANT DISBURSEMENT SO I CAN BUY MYSELF A NEW SHOE AND TROUSER AND SHIRT......I HAVEN'T BOUGHT ANY NEW CLOTHES SINCE THE PAST 10 YEARS

Lol better remove ur mind from that scam Grant

Bed rest + pampering+ massage
Baby girl is stressed

Just a Gucci intense oud perfume and a live comedy show with any of my babe that deserve its.

Holluwhakemmy:
go and address the issues in your mother's and sisters lives don't pass the aggression to me. Thanks

It's a lie jareh ....You know the truth. It's you and your sisters that sell body. And since you mentioned mum in this, then I guess your mother also sells it.
Won't entertain you with any further replies. Consider your subsequent mentions, unread and ignored.

mariahAngel:


Hahahahahaha
14 hours of sleep? That would be too much naa.
Christmas would just pass one by.

i'm gifting you eleven packs of condoms. You will need it. I love you so much maria