Wetin I for come talk now?
The topic and introduction is so confusing...

Ans. to ur topic is yes(dem be human being too na)

End time things indeed...
The bible said on the last day, people will forbid to get married... That's exactly what u're insinuating here.

No pishor to spice up ur advert? OP are you a learner, or you think love is still blind?
Moreover, what do u do for a living?
Until u answer these, u neva serious yet.

So...

I don't have my mum's number in my phonebook. I have her number of hand and I dial it anytime I want to call. I deleted it from my phonebook for security reasons.

@ OP, you are soooooooo right! But there are some of those things you listed that they can't stop doing. It is a part of them.

Lagusta:
Does it itch

If it were to be darker than the skin, it would've been a mole....

Maybe you should see a dermatologist

Thanks alot. It doesn't itch. Where can I find a dermatologist? In the hospital, clinic or pharmacy?

Please Health officials in the house, I want to know what could be the possible cause of this sign on my body and any feasible remedy.

For over 3years now, I have realized that on my chest, the right flare around the nipple, there is a circle of radius 1inch which is fair in color than my normal body color that is dark. It is not swollen and I don't feel any pain.
What could be the possible cause please?

She looks funny in her dress.

musKeeto:
Your father's a son of perdition, ur mom a daughter of Jezebel... Oaf...

Oh! Now I know the truth really hurts. Sorry for you.

musKeeto: Christianity has always been superstitious and beggarly...

the difference..

the first beggar, Jesus Christ, when given bread and fishes, did spiritual copy and paste, and fed others.

The modern day beggars, Oledepo and co, when given bread and fishes, open a bakery and fish pond, then sell the bread and fishes at spiritual prices...

Try not to be a son of perdition. Silly man!

PointB: NLC should clarify their position. Are they against deregulation of the downstream sector of the oil industry or are they simply against fuel price increase?

Besides, what made NLC think that the 'common man' trust them to champion any cause in this country especially after the fiasco in January, when they allowed themselves to be used by oil marketers and desperate politicians? Those who place their fate in NLC will only gnash their teeth afterwards.

In as much as government continues to pay fuel marketers subsidies, there will always to loopholes to be exploited by them and perhaps government to scam. Full deregulation of the downstream sector remains the best way to deal with subsidy scam, and free up funds for other use.

Subsidising consumption is a silly practice! Put the subsidy in production!

People like you are the one responsible for the persistency in the backwardness of the country Nigeria. This is a commendable attempt by your NLC in confronting the Fed. govt against unnecessary price hike in fuel, aimed at the collective interest of the nationales and you're here uttering trashes. Rise and motivate Nigerians to fight for their right. Your govt should erode corruption from its political dispensation rather than, instigating the afflictions inflicted on the citizens by poverty.

PointB: NLC should clarify their position. Are they against deregulation of the downstream sector of the oil industry or are they simply against fuel price increase?

Besides, what made NLC think that the 'common man' trust them to champion any cause in this country especially after the fiasco in January, when they allowed themselves to be used by oil marketers and desperate politicians? Those who place their fate in NLC will only gnash their teeth afterwards.

In as much as government continues to pay fuel marketers subsidies, there will always to loopholes to be exploited by them and perhaps government to scam. Full deregulation of the downstream sector remains the best way to deal with subsidy scam, and free up funds for other use.

Subsidising consumption is a silly practice! Put the subsidy in production!

People like you are the one responsible for the persistency in the backwardness of the country Nigeria. This is a commendable attempt by your NLC in confronting the Fed. govt against unnecessary price hike in fuel, aimed at the collective interest of the nationales and you're here uttering trashes. Rise and motivate Nigerians to fight for their right. Your govt should erode corruption from its political dispensation rather than, instigating the afflictions inflicted on the citizens by poverty.

SniperInADiaper: I escaped jail.

Definitely, that must be a jail somewhere in Africa. You can't do that here. Forget what you see in movies.

Mynd_44:
Bite me

NooOOO!!! I don't want to get infected with that disease. I've a better way of dealing with suspects and not through biting.

Mynd_44:
You don't wanna know

Then you are a suspect.

Nnekacherry: Got carried away by the flood when i was a kid... I still don't know how i managed to climb out or what gave me the courage to climb out...

I still thank God for saving me...
Thank God for my mini skirt too...

Are you sure it's a flood? I guess that must be a small body of water passing.

Ishilove:
Buhahahahahahahhaha!!!!

@op, I farted and the methane overload blasted the roof off my car and spread to the sorrounding environs. How I was able to survive the subsequent head on collision with a goat run amok from fart inhalation remains a mystery till this day. Awesome experience

I thought LADIES don't fart. Or are you the only one?

MaisseD: Had s*x with 49 guys and survived AIDS.

OMG!!! Are you sure you ain't in the window period of the infection. Wait 3 months and go for another test. Wait! What were you looking for in 49guys?

fairygeh: Fought with a lion when I was two,swallowed a life snake when I was five.the list is endless ,but wanna be modest about it

What made you to swallow a life snake? Where you looking for food or meat? You should have called me.

Mynd_44: I have survived a bank robbery before.

Was in the middle of a gun fight between armed robbers and the police.

Was in a accident where one of the cars became a write off.

How's that?

Hmmm. You mean you alone had these encounters? It beats my imagination to know what you were doing amidst gun fight between the cops and gangsters. Are you an intermediary in crime or what?

ciphoenix: chewed (not swallowed) more than 20 tablets of chloroquin as a child. Survived somehow.

Hope you ain't the ghost return or someone living by incarnation. How did survive it?

brokoto: Your topic is about amazing encounters you have experienced, no?

Very well. Tell me the ones you experienced and not the one your PET MOSQUITO did experience. I am human concern in this aspect.

brokoto: MY PET MOSQUITO WAS ABLE TO PUSH TRAIN! Isn't that amazing?

How does it relate to the topic?

brokoto: There was a mosquito I had as pet during my childhood days. I trained it and gave it steroids until it grew muscles. I then took it to the train station. To my utter amazement the mosquito was able to push a static train. Twas amazing!

Hey bro! It's like you've come to the wrong thread. I could hardly deduce a relative meaning from your context in relation to the topic being discussed. If your proverbial comment is related to it, please give us an elucidate meaning.

Beync: If i tell you mine, you'll just think am specially made by God. i just can't stop wondering why, but all the same i just give thanks to Him.

I won't be convinced until you share some of them. Hope you don't mind doing that because, that's the purpose of this thread.

Beync: have you jam a moving trailer before?
u never see anything sef

I haven't. Nevertheless, my record's still unbeaten because, noone has had a collision with a moving trailer and survived it. If anyone does, then count my record partially beaten. If anyone hasn't, then I am still on point!

onila: only broke as..s niggaz hate nigerian girls

get rich or die trying

Give me the distinctive features you gals posses that will make one to overlook such concupiscence approach aimed at draining someone's hard earned dollars?

Hello peeps on NL. I'd like to share some of the basic encounters I've had in life that I think distinguish me from the common human beings. Most cases when reminiscing about these experiences, I feel very unique and finally do reckon that God has a purpose for me. I just have two of the many to present. The first is, I've walked on a life serpent before and wasn't hurt by it and secondly I also have swallowed a coin before out of my ignoramus . Beside these, I have had many more encounters which could have posed a grave threat on me but I survived them. If you think yours beat mine, share it to our interests. Many thanks to you all!

A Nigerian lady revealing her true self. It's evident now that most Nigerian ladies rule out love in considering who to date or have a relationship with. Their goal in relationships now is money making motive which most times cost them their lives. I pray you learn from the experiences of others.