Mrbolt555:
U look like Somalian monkey

Guy calm down. I ain't the cause of your misery or misfortune. Find someone else.

I am a serving corps member, and the generality of the people at my PPA think I am an Igbo guy. The very moment I told them I am from the north central zone, they couldn't believe it.
I don't know if it's coz of my height (slightly over 6ft tall) or look.
Do I really look like one?

I pray my day is filled with the laughter that this thread has blessed me with this morning.

dipznano:
But the dude ain't grabbing the equivalent of what she's aiming at...




how are you Tama?

Bro dat thing no get equivalent o.

Really?

eddie7:
I dey leave dis Naija go my village in Taraba State

chaii...Bros you funny die

alphasson:

Just listen to yourself again, does it sound meaningful to you? People just want to run mouth anyhow without actually knowing what they are saying.

And from your blinkered perspective, you think the man's claim for 100m naira for the so called damages is not outrageous?
It's his right to take legal actions. The court will have to look at the variables and T&Cs before giving their verdict.
For fairness, an assessment should be conducted to determine the extent of damage and financial power of the defendant, before drawing conclusions on the sum commensurate with the damages.
You can take legal actions but don't try to use it as an avenue to enrich yourself.
Let the court decide!!!

Mr Lawyer...na how you wan take blow your own whistle be this?
You see ur life!
You will not get more than that 40k greedy man. You think Access Bank mints money!!!

Let me consult the Oracle...

Robynwelo1:


Like she said, doesn't mean she doesn't respect them! After cooking the food and serving, then you kneel to him, that's like how many times in a week? Take your bloated ego back to the stone age.

You should be grateful to the Stone age coz it conferred you the privilege to grow or have grown-up in an unbroken home. It's feminist ideologies like these that keep vitiating the marriage institution.
The subject matter underscore here is not the frequency or intervals of kneeling, but the willingness to do so at will as a sign of respect to the man you love, be it your dad or your husband.

Any statement recalcitrating such decorum is an overt exhibition of arrogance and pride. Take or leave it, that stands.

tintingz:
Why must it be the woman to submit to the man? Can you submit to your wife? If you can't submit to your wife then STFU! Women are not subject or tools to be controlled like robotic slaves because of some ancient culture and a Jewish book said so. They(women) also have brains and consciousness.

Marriage is not by force and not meant for everyone, this is 21 century, life is evolving, anyone who thinks the world should be the same like our ancestors is in lala land.

Where is the dislike button nairaland?

badaoyeyemi:
.Cant Even Do Dat 4 Popsy Talkless Of Husband..But Dat Doesnt Mean I Dont Respect Him

Nonsense.
You should be ashamed of yourself to have said that about your dad.
That's the highest hierarchy of arrogance.
Go before a King and attempt to ostend such bullshit civilization, you know the aftermath.
Maybe because you your dad ain't a King, you can't​ accord him such reverence.

And what will happen when the money is no longer there?

Davash222:

Dear opinionated one,

I'm sorry to announce to you that your opinion doesn't matter.. Learn to keep it to thyself.

Thanks.

What piddle!
What a sorry a*s.

OK I have arrived. What next bro?

mployer:

You dont need to resign from your job before you sing. This has nothing to do with what the seer said.


Keep your job, do it with integrity and sing if you can. If singing is ur destiny, circumstances will fall in place to mak it happen. You wont struggle For it. What you have now is ur job, do it well. Some People dont have job.

Exactly my thought Sir.
Jobs are hard to come by these days. The only challenge is that financial manipulations has become an acceptable norm in this sector.

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Oh goodness...isn't there a single soul out there to help?

Good afternoon my fellow nairalanders!
I hope you had a wonderful Sunday service. I am currently in dilemma regarding my choice of career. And I believe information gotten from experienced people on this forum will go a long way in shaping my decision for the intended goal. I am in my early 20s and just finished my final year exams in B.sc Accounting. I'm currently awaiting service. I have been given the privilege to work in a CBO, and I am currently using the opportunity to build my capacity and acquire needed skills. Because of my educational background, I was assigned to the finance department, though I assist in the monitoring and evaluation (M & E) department as well. I realized I have a flair for the M & E job than I do for the finance job. I realized and found myself doing more of the monitoring and evaluation jobs than those of finance. I have a stronger zeal for the M& E job than the finance job.
My dilemma is this; I do not have sufficient knowledge about the Monitoring and Evaluation Job to arrive at a conclusion. Aside other factors, my cause of concern is the security of the two jobs. I was made to believe that finance jobs are more secure. I don't know if I have been misinformed. But if the both share the same level of security status, I will always go the M & E job.
Please useful inputs will be highly appreciated.
Thanks.

fgh

This news should not go outside Nigeria o.We good Nigerians have been trying to exonerate ourselves from the bad reputation we've been tagged with in the eyes of the world. Yet the bad ones are bent on proving them right, that we ain't trustworthy.
Those guys are possessed and need to be delivered.

Sooner, people might begin to commit suicide in this country, and I wouldn't blame them. Imagine a man with a wife and kid, losing his income source at this critical time. Rent, food, health, education, up keep of parents and younger ones, and other miscellaneous expenses, will continue to increase his BP. Sometimes I feel if life were optional, some would have preferred not existing at all. This reminds me of a young guy in one org who got married in the year 2014, and was relieved of his job late 2015. Right now, he is teaching in a secondary school. With the high rate of job insecurity in this country, it surprises me that a lot of people ignore the trend, and choose to always go the family way by marrying, after 2 to 3 years of securing a job, without having laid a genuine and reliable financial foundation. Anyway, na dem dey carry their cross.

Some of these bankers have been sacked as a result of under performance. It is a pointer to every worker now to brazen up, and add value to himself. If your org does not recognize your values or skills, you will most certainly be laid off in the event of downsizing.

So much as this news is heart troubling, those who are willing and ready to learn, will always learn from the misfortune of others.

I don't like any of those songs except Ada Ada by flavor. Who ever is gonna DJ my marriage will have to brief me before the DDay. In fact, I will list some of the songs to be played and the ones not to be played. I can't imagine playing Wizkid, Davido, Ice prince, or any of those naija circular artists' songs on that day. Their lyrics is more about lust than love. #Teamblues#

I don't even take my bible along with me to the church. The pastor reads the passage and I just listen. If need be, I read it from the projector. I believe the bible as a book is meant to be studied at home or during special programmes like bible study.

If this is true, then it is a clear sign our MOG have failed in their responsibilities. I am not surprised. You go to church these days and hear uninspiring messages. If not that my faith is strong, I would have become an atheist long ago. God forgive me but F.UCK religions.

andromida:
Awwwwwwwww.

Ma'am, no words of advice for me?

Thanks to each and everyone of you for the encouragement. Now I feel motivated to take the bull by the horns. But there is a problem; right now she works for my parent, and honestly, I don't want her to feel I'm taking advantage of her position. If I ask her and she says no, she will not be comfortable working there anymore. I don't want her to feel that way, and I don't want to be the reason she'd leave. I can take the NO, but I can't handle the guilty conscience if she chooses to leave because of me.

tosyne2much naijaboy cutehector mrsphyno prettythicksme eleojo23 ladyF cameleon72 STUareyougod

A very good morning to all my fellow nairalanders. I have a situation right now, and I really don't have a clue as to deal with it. This strictly a thing of the heart. I am currently not into any relationship, not because I don't want to, but because I've decided to make my career a priority. Though, I was in no relationship, there was someone I was crushing on, in fact for over three years. Although as at that time, it was just a crush, and we were not so acquainted to be having a conversation. But over time, series of things happened and we got a little closer than before. Honestly I love this girl so deeply, and I also see her as a part of my future. I observed she is the shy type, but she always find my statements funny, and in some cases will be the one to start a conversation. I am 3 years older than she is. She is seeking admission to study in my school, so I got her contacts so as to notify her of important information. Anytime I called her, I wished the conversation would be longer in duration than I normally do make it out of my shyness. I am in my final year last semester already. The issue is this, I have been crushing on her right before her family and I got close. She is an active member of the church belonging to different groups. She seemed very religious. Now I'm afraid to let her know of my feelings because; one, the parents might not approve of it as a result of their religious belief, and I am afraid she might be of same opinion with them. I was able to talk with her last night, afterwards of which I sent her an encouragement text message. I was expecting a Thank U reply or call, but I got none. If she sensed that I am becoming too nice, kind and concerned about her, she absolutely will know about my feelings for her. And if she disapproves of it, the consequences will be devastating, as it certainly will ruin the family relationship, because her parents might be thinking I tried to corrupt their daughter. If I have my way, I wouldn't want her to know about my feelings, but I am the one feeling the excruciating pain, because I can't stop thinking about her.
I have been in a relationship before, but experience has taught me that, you must be financially and otherwise independent, if you want to have or experience a better relationship. As a result, I decided to focus more on my career. Though I'm still in school, I work with an organization. I don't earn much. After my service, I intend to write my professional exam, and focus more on acquiring skills and developing myself. I intend to have achieved all of that before going into any relationship. And now this girl has been in my heart for years, and my feelings for her is growing stronger year after year. What must I do to alleviate the pain I feel by keeping her in the dark about my feelings?

OP =Original Poster

karma is a b.it.ch dey say...she doesn't need to swear or curse him before thunder will blow his both testicles. That guy is HEARTLESS.