₦airaland Forum

okitaiji:
*Grab d mic and clear the throat* good afternoon my village family it's a priviledge to be back here once again and i would like to express of utmost gratitude to all d members of this great family for checking on me while i'm out, indeed i feel love... its amazed me to see how this thread is flying, i missed over 40 pages which i'm sure i cannot got tru again so i crave for my paddis/maddis' indulgence to brief nd summarize all the grooves dat eluded me so as to get acquinted with d happenings... Cc: fraiser i hear say u don come back, ray4000, giftiebrown, sunepa17, smartins, phykel, IG, oyehomie baba, villagegoat, candicejay baby, marvluv bae wer d call my wifey for me, honeybash, barongmj, meeddah, hardiodun, lvlink, too numerous to be mention... i hope una d see my abishaddy baby or she don embark on another foreign trip again May 21 is sacrosanct so get prepare... let the groove begin again

Okitaiji if i say i did not miss you, il be lying **eaglevision will say "then don't lie"** so i won't lie, i av really missed you. I hope uv fully recovered nd ur body dey kampe. Welcome back


In order news, daudae gave u a shocker dis morning wen he said NYSC will be having a Board meeting on Wednesday so chances of 21st standing is 50/50. We re planning on how to storm Abuja if dey misbehave **which we bliv they wouldn't**

Na wa o, like play like play, stream 1 will be leaving camp on friday. wow, how time flies

GROOOVE:
*in tears* who has the village record book? put this down....candice called me awesome 9-May-2016 12:04 pm this is too much for me to handle...lemme take a minute to let it sink in.

You are funny dear, i've not laughed dis loud in a while

VillageGOAT:
yes ooo, ON your bluetooth let me send you Five hundled thooooousand naila in cash

Hmmm, ok. Thank you, ah yaff on it

Slimfitdiva:
#in a sad voice# u not alone love. Same here as well. If matter escalates, which we no pray, I go just pack my load go abuja. Dem officials gba alejo b dt

As in, it's going to be an invasion cus we will all march to their office.

VillageGOAT:
sunnepa17 and candicejay na the new mr and miss nysc stream 2 page 200 congratz to them

Is Ego involved?

Sunnepa17:
Lol...ℓ̊ sabi fight ooo, ℓ̊ get muscle nd six packs

Dey there, six packs ko.

Slimfitdiva:
Bae Mi, even if na 30mins. Anyhow person sabi. white, or dry, Fasting na fasting jawe. As long as our supplication b d same. Let Jah DT answereth by fire, ans ours too

I'm all in. Jah has got to answer our prayers cus i am so sick nd tired of staying at home

GROOOVE:
ah! candice love, if for anything I was only complementing your strength as a lady which I admire btw...dont get it wrong I knw you're peace loving

I know Groove, u are just so awesome. Thanks

VillageGOAT:
as in 3 days dry fasting on the mountain shey? And if they no change am, we go trek from lagos to abuja to thank buhari and the dg of nysc... Shebi we try na?

You people re vexing o. From 3days dry fast to Trekking from Lagos to Abuja. It aff not gotten to dat na haba

Slimfitdiva:
Yeah, infact mayb we shud go 4 a 3days fasting nd hope 4 da best.

Lol... Fasting ke, and 3 wholes days for that matter. Hmmm, ok sha, but i hope its not dry fasting

maccabi:
*Smiles*

this one whey ur mind they cut becoz them Dey hold meeting *nysc* or whatever them dey do ... 13th no go change , we dey go jor

Amen o, i am loving d optimism. 13th and 21st all d way

GROOOVE:
anything wey involve candicejay my bet they on her, but nah...she go knock am out with words alone

Groove i can't believe you think dat of me. I am a peace lover abeg nd maccabi might be an in-law soon enough

Sunnepa17:
Lol...ℓ̊ no go carry last, ℓ̊ D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ cum wembly nw

You can like fight, and u cannot fight for Africa o.

Village people, pls who knows Okitaiji, i need his contact

maccabi:
Motigbo E .... Am fake !!!

Oya mabinu, fan mi to sure

Yekaamor:
Candice dear calm down ok!!!...Let's pray, d meeting will b to our favour

Thanks dear and a big AMEN to our prayers

maccabi:
Smh ... U guys are mixing up issue , I bet on *candice jay * to score goal yesterday but she didn't .. Candice jay shes a player in *uk jerry fc* so she can't slap a fan its impossible ..

E go shock you. Fake fan

GROOOVE:
ehn just go ahead I enjoy football gists too

I know i sed no movie for you but i think there's gonna be a long interesting match for you to view. Grab ur biggest bowl of popcorn, CandiceJay Vs Maccabi

maccabi:
Fine .. There was an on going match between two clubs


*Uk jerry fc Vs kestare Fc *


And we guys here me and sunnepa max bet on it that something good will come out for we guys...


Yet ur club .. Mess up !! Fans dey vex ...

Ehm, Fraiser, Jamesdman, nd other peace seekers, come nd see d people dat do not want peace to reign. Betting on disputes. Maybe i should start d match with you gan

daudae1:
NYSC BOARD of Directors Meeting Holding on wednessday..i doubt those ppl that say dey collected their callup letter from school.

But meeting for wat again, my heartbeat rate just increased

Oyehomie:
For where...wey e be like say na prison i dey....!!!....i no fit wakka for road self cos..nearly evryone dey expect make i dey camp right now.....for church na d tn con worse pass...i don talk so tey ma lips don dey Peel

We are all going tru d same thing. As in, it aff tire me gaan. A man dat helped me secure a job sum time ago (i quit in March) saw me nd was like "Ada, ure still around, ur servive nko, you people av not started"... I was caught at d wrongest of times. I just said "yes, sum people have started bt i av not" he was like "wen will you start your own?"... Chai d thing pained me ehn

GROOOVE:
**clears throat**
Lol, errrm do I need to buy some popcorn for this?

Tah, no movie for you here. Dis is football gist btw me nd maccabi

maccabi:
As them put *candice jay * for 2nd half I dey happy .. She just go dey do back pass mtcheeew cast ticket ...

Wara yhu saying? i don't follow. Maccabi who is u in dis village sef, huh?

Okitaiji, i hope you are feeling much better. Oyehomie is taking good care of your village but we miss u village head. The village needs you, do not be lured by d Groove-iness of d city.


I really do hope u're better now

Oyehomie:
Loo....roast keh...lol.....no wonder...

7keh wen yu'v gat no where to go....lol..na ontop ma bed i still dey o...i neva commont see outsyd today self

Na u dey flex na

Oyehomie:
Lmao @ i still love myself.....how do u mean? Jst wakin up is not lovn ones self?

It's just dat i come from a home where you can't be in bed by 7am not even on weekends. My mum will roast you

Oyehomie:
Amen o
Btw dats gud....re u jst wakin up?

Just waking up? I still love myself. I had to do some things first while charging my phone

suogal:
Good morning Candicejay, barongmj,handbagss and all my pretty sisters in this village

Goooood morning

Oyehomie:
I kno u will like it...tnx for d wish.....


Guddddd morning...no break a leg today o...hw ws ya night nah

Good morning, no leg breaking today, night was peaceful

Oyehomie:
I think at this juncture, I'm gonna call it a wrap....i had ma fun to d fullest today guys.....all tns to u all
Ighravweig, kestare, candicejay d tasha lady, fraiser, evabae, teemakagu, lollydope, slimfitdiva, sunnepa17,maccabi,jamesdman, jubrealguy,...nd every villagers of dis GC.....na one by one we go wake up o.....we noo wake up togeda o.....
Cc
All

Lol, tasha lady(i like)... Goodnyt Oyehomie. Bestdrimz

Oyehomie:
Lol...so nah him wife candicejay be? O boi...no wonder he don dey find anoda babe...he no fit handle her

All d guys here are my in-laws