₦airaland Forum

ukjerry:
Barong, this one wey u dey shout my name like this, Abeg o, no be me steal ur panties, u can ask Honeybash or candicejay cos they were looking suspicious yesterday afternoon.

Ahhh, see false accusation early in d morning. No special good morning for my sisters today. But come o, my sisters why una dey fight ova panties na, if ur own loss, wear boxers

IghravweIG:
Confam! So u school for my half- brother state.(The old bendel state) No wonder, u catch me. lol.

I caught u because, its easy for an Abraka lady to know Urhobo names

GROOOVE:
I've been good dear, staying clear of anything stream I related....seeing camp pix right now just annoys me

by the way, y is u claiming our title nw, yu is not kpako like me

You re not alone in "staying off stream1 stuff", It's not really annoying, it just gives me a mood. A gloomy mood......

And Groove, me is not claiming any title o, i fit in on both sides.

eniedo92:
ARE YOU A BREAD LADY OR A GARRI LADY?: I remember a friend of mine telling me how he used to solve his hunger problem in the days of poverty. He said he would go to any market where they display different kind of garri for sales. He would price it and take almost handful of each kind of garri and eat it, 'testing' to know if the garri is good. He said he can taste like four kinds of garri like that, and he won't buy any one. He would just give one excuse either by saying the garri is not sour enough or that he will buy it when he is returning. He said by the time he has eaten four handful of garri, he would just buy a sachet of pure water& drink and he would be okay for that moment. I teased him that why can't you do that if you are hungry and you wish to eat bread. Then he said 'Eben, you want them to kill me. The bread is inside a nylon oo and you can't take it without first paying and once you tear the nylon, it mean you have paid for it or you are paying for it.'.
This is the inspiration I got from this conversation. We have this 2 kinds of single ladies today. We have 'Garri ladies' and 'Bread ladies'. We have so many ladies today that guys are just using their sexual organs to solve their sexual hunger. You have dated 5 to 6 guys and each of them have kissed you, sucked your breasts, romanced you and they have the memory of your kissing ,romance and bedroom prowess with them. My sister, you are a garri lady. It does not matter your academic qualifications and social status. If you offer your body in exchange for money, for academic grades, employment, or any other favour, you are simply a Garri lady. If you expose your breasts and other private parts of your body just to get likes and cheap comments on social media, you are a Garri lady. Guys are feeding their lust through your body. And just like that my friend would do, when that your boyfriend, boss, suger daddy and Facebook fans are done with you, they will dump you. They know you are not good to be a virtuous wife.
On the other hands, we have ' Bread ladies'. If you like, label them ' mumu ladies, or call them ' suegbe ladies' but they are wiser than you if you are a garri lady. They preserve their body and have made a vow that who so ever will 'tear their nylon' must be the man that have married them. They are not 'outside' like a displayed garri. They are inside the nylon of grace, godliness, personal values and integrity. They believe in inward virginity ( purity of heart) and outward virginity. They don't toil with sexual sins. They understand that their bodies are the temples of God, they run away from every form of defilement. They dress beautifully, charming but not provocatively or in an adulterous manner. They vote for chastity. God is proud of them. The world may hate them, but they don't give a damn! They may call them different derogatory names, but they don't bother themselves. They have seen the future ahead and her grooming themselves for it. They will not allow their names to be part of the ' Guinness' book of record of ' Used and dumped' ladies. If they have any reason to walk out of any relationship, they walk out with their self esteem and honour for no guy can mock them that he has 'finished' them. Our world is in shortage of ' bread ladies' today. They are very few!
Hello lady, which side are you? . I offer you hope today, if you are a ' garri lady', you can make a decision to become a ' bread lady' today. Say bye bye to this reckless sexual immoral life. Give your life to Jesus. Those of you who are into courtship and you entered into that courtship as a bread lady but now you have become a garri lady behind the closed doors. God is calling you to repentance. Stop it!. Come back into your 'nylon'. Let your dignity be restored. If that guy can't wait till marriage before all those kissing, handling , romancing and sex, then let him go! . Finally to precious bread ladies, I charge you by the mercy of God, don't allow any one, any guy, any hard situation or momentary gain change you to a garri lady. Sexual purity pays! ( 1 Corinthians 6: 15-20). Thanks for reading and adjusting where necessary. (Garri is a Nigerians food made out of cassava )

Eniedo92, this is so beautiful nd enlightening. I pray for grace to do right even despite our wrongs

Fraiser:
oya make I shapally go do transgendered surgery so dat I go partake in dis special gudmorni meant for sis alone, hw has been ur day cutie?

It's been good so far. because of honeybash, u re included in d special goodmorning. #Things we do for sisters

GROOOVE:
good morning to you Candicejay ajebo girl, aint u up too early

Groove is grooving. Me aint no ajebo o, me is ajekpomo.

How re you doing dearest?

IghravweIG:
Lol. Oya, Vrendo jare. Btw, Where did u school? e b like say my peeps full dere.

The great UniBEN

IghravweIG:
lol. Migwo ke. My night was fine sweetheart. How did u know i was Urhobo? Oya talk

Its obvious, oya answer jor

VillageGOAT:
yes oo, candicejay you dey do ojoro oo, guys no dey catch fun too again?, we no gree ooo

E ma binu, dat was a general call. It's not for d ladies alone. Ladies nd gents of this beautiful village lets have fun today

Special good morning to all my wonderful sisters. Lets have fun today

IghravweIG:
Good morning my beautiful people of Golden city hamlet.
Special shout out to all the pretty ladies in the house:
Barongmj, Honeybash, CandiceJay Lyndalyn55
e tal. Hope ya'll had a pleasant night?
Mr Kbs466, Me never see ur brake light o.
How body na?
Oyehomie, How ur side.
Baba Fraiser, I greet u o.
Ogas dem Groove, Jamesdman, Villagegoat, Eaglevision, Aieboocaar, iamdynamite, undisputedk and the rest ogas dem, I troway salute o.

Bros Migwo, my night was fine, hw was urs?

Good morning to all the gentlemen of dis village excluding eaglevison. Mo raye ti e leni

IghravweIG:
Lol. No o dearie. On behalf of Frasier n Eaglevision. I say we can't fit vex o.

Lol, thanks. Welcome on board

Lord have mercies, the noise makerz have arrived... Fraiser, eaglevision, ighravwelG nd d likes. D solemn state of this community is at risk.




Is joke i is o, una should not vex abeg

Like hardiodun said, d serenity of dis palce is wat makes it beautiful nd relaxing. A lil fun is welcome but we love dis community as it is. Its our comfort zone

daudae1:
THIS is 2016 not 2015 and this is kazaures time not Olawunmi.

Oh, calm down please. I was only saying

daudae1:
ADAMAWA YOBE AND BORNO may camp in one camp.

I think Borno holds their camp in Nassarawa. Dats where 2015A held theirs

phykel:
In my scul Only pple dt didn't pak the 3k have their letters in scul

What school, pls?

Shollyjay90:
I Will Appreciate If Smone Can Chek 4 Ma Fwend If Cul Is O His Dashboard,i Just Tird Of Going 2 Cafe All D Time:
Email-protocololugbenga63@gmail.com
Password-07061368441

Stream 2, the message is on his dashboard

Shollyjay90:
I Will Appreciate If Smone Can Chek 4 Ma Fwend If Cul Is O His Dashboard,i Just Tird Of Going 2 Cafe All D Time:
Email-protocololugbenga63@gmail.com
Password-07061368441

Stream 2, the message is on his dashboard

Quick question- Is it only people that didn't pay the 3000 that can get CUL from schools. Or can everyone get from school?

Shollyjay90:
Pls I Need An Urgent Answer B4 He Commit Ooooo
My Friend Didnt C Any Mesg And Notin Is Displayed On His Dashboard,pls Wat's Happening B4 He Commit Sucide.

Tell him to go and recheck his dashboard, hopefully d stream 2 notification is there. He should just keep refreshing d page.

I entered into Golden City today nd everywer is filled with people travelling or making plans, i kind of felt down for a while. Glad this thread was created, its like a safe haven, a comfort zone. And all you peeps here re d very best (plus d rumor peddlers) Lol.... The feeling is nice here

wittyemi:
[b]Candicejay!! [/b]how's you today?

Me is awesome, thanks for asking. How re u?

Jamesdman:
I do understand.

But, you need to program your mind against giving way to any form of doubt or fears.

May 21st won't change for anything. Block out the negatives and unfounded rumors.

Our minds only believe what we feed it. So get engrossed with the positives.

Plus, we've got positive signs already, our dashboards have the dates now, if there was any truth in those rumors, NYSC wouldn't place those notifications on our dashboards.

No, you're getting me wrong. I was not so happy with being pushed to stream 2 bt i'm good now. There' s no date on my dashboard o. Is there date on yours?

Jamesdman:
Bae.. You mean you've been on high tension all this while?
And you still aren't completely calm and relaxed yet?

Calm ke, dis stream 2 thing got me all shaken.

Yes, iv also seen d message on my dashboard. And my request for name correction has also been attended to. I'm a lil relaxed now.

But lets reason it o, all these busy bodies spreading false rumors that we'l be going to camp in July with batch B, don't u people reason. Dis is April ending nd Batch B's timetable isnt out, they've not started any process and you think they'l go to camp in July. U guys should think na, haba. All i know is stream two will be going to camp come May21st nd till den Batch B's timetable wont be released.

I completely agree with KreScendo. We have to speak up on this issues. We have to let dis heartless unorganized body called NYSC hear us. If these rumors have d slightest chance of being true, we shouldn't accept it. NYSC should provide us with our CULs as has always been done.

I really think we can air our frustrations on their social media platforms (facebook nd twitter). Pls lets do this, because Nigerian youths are tired of being played.

eaglevision:
my lost but found concubine,am where u left me o,how have u been dear?

I've not been too ok but it's good to know ure here with us.

goodgirl247:
Hi all, im barbie, stream 2 , choosed abuja, sokoto, lagos, enugu... I see almost everyone picked kaduna. I have alot of questions to ask o, please you can answer anyone u can
1) will stream 1 be paid april allawee
2) if yes what will happen to our april allawee (stream2), if no that means they will be paid may allawee, will we (stream 2) also be paid may allawee?
3) are there some states that have stream 2 and other states dont?
4) last year PCM stream 2 printed their CUL with stream 1, why arnt we doing same
5) when are we supposed to print our CUL
6) please what are you guys doing with your time? I resigned a long time back because of service and idleness is the worst thing that can happen to any youth, what are you doing right now. Just share your experiences. Thanks

1) Allowance is from d end of orientation month(camp month). So stream 1 corpers will be paid at d end of camp which is the month of MAY and the allawee continues like that.
2) Stream 2 corpers will also be paid at d end of camp, dats JUNE. However, we will receive our May allowance at d end of service year.
3) Not all states have stream 2
4) We are all asking d same question, however sumpple have decided to take it upon demselves to make up annoying negative theories as to why we can't print CUL yet.
5) Those that were sent d stream 2 message on d 20th of April had date in theirs which is 13th-21st of May. Lets go with that
6) For me, i'm just watching a lot of movies. lol... I stopped working a while ago bt i'm open to suggestions too.

I wish us all d best

Lyndalyn55:
. My dear I don't know why pple are filled with negativity...me I over tired infact am tube.. lol

We will send all of dem out of here with their false info nd negativity. Dont worry, more positive forces are here.... Eaglevision, where art thou?

eniedo92:
thanks for accepting @ all happy to be among u

Welcome Eniedo, it's good to have you here