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giftiebrown:
lol, bae! i dnt belive anytin anymre...Til 13th bfr i becom a beliva again

Dats called being safe

phykel:
I didn't upload it for anyone to believe or not.That was actually my call up letter. If you have any frnd in ur scul to make enquiries for you.I didn't pay the 3k so I have my letter with me. I don't play pranks with sensitive matters.
To all my goonz Happy new month.
Sunnepa,fraiser,barongmj etc. I hail ooo

Ah yaff hear u

giftiebrown:
gd mrnin villagers, hope u all had a lovely nite...phykel, pls dnt upload ur CUL ooo...d last tym u uploaded ur CUL, it went viral on fbk...pls, no 1 shd upload his/her CUL here...13th is around d corner...mk we jhus chill#TeamPatience

Pls don't tell me u bliv dat was phykel's CUL.

nathoneal:
Yes dear i'm good
Lool... that's very lovely of you to noticed, you are a darl
I have been busy lately... praying it result to a testimony before the week runs out.
I couldn't even *peep like eaglevision*

Like you missed me?

I'l be praying along with you nd i trust God for a testimony for you. But pls sneak in more often. And yessss , i missed you. The village is a small one nd every single citizen is very important to me

eaglevision:
*just peeping and passing by*

You can like to peep, choi. With ur small small eyes. Egbon, mo ki yin o

nathoneal:
I love it when a sister stands up for a fellow sister...
Lady CandiceJay good evening bae and how are you?

On daudea1's defence, it won't be out of place to say the NYSC wait frustration is telling on him...

Thanks darl, good evening to you. I am very fine, i bliv u are too. But why is it dat u only sneak into d village once once?

ray4000:
Abeg no vex

I vex not, Ray. I'm cool like that

IghravweIG:
hmmm.
Candice sweet.
How was ur day na?

Hey darl, my day was splendid o. Happy New Month, Happy Orientation month. Hw's my sister, ur wife, i bliv u're treating her right

daudae1:
stop dcivin urself...postings are not Yet done! Postings will be done next week!!

Why are u always so unpolite wen responding to comments. We agree u have "legit" source of info but dat does not mean u should throw other people's own at their faces. I have noticed it with u. Uv got no chills

Greyworld:
Yeah I knw. Hp yu had a nyc sunday? Expect more of d game, if I get stuck yu gonna bail me out.

It's been a blessed Sunday.

Greyworld:
Cry ke? It's 4pics 1 word. Try dis

Try??

Greyworld:
No na, yu won't cry. The name of the game is 4pics 1word.

Ok thanks... Just kidding about d crying part

okitaiji:
I have sentence him already so just mention the price you want to collect

Hmmm, thank you village head. I have reconsidered nd i wish him well. SMartins, you are free but if ah catch u again, its village EFCC that will arrest you.

SMartins1:
Lmao... I already indicated it dere, miss CandiceJay

I know jor but i want u to pay fine... *shouting* okitaiji oooooooo, village head where are you?

SMartins1:
Brotherly/Sisterly,
We have passed dis rumor stage na, haba. Whenever u hear such
rumors, leave them be. In fact "unhear" them. People just want to
give u worry dats y dey spread such unfounded talks nd i do not
want you to worry. Stick with facts for now, one fact is NYSC
timetable has not changed.......
To others that will still come along with rumors they've heard, pls
we don't want to hear it (no offense). We re keeping it positive here
so join in d positivity. Gracias

#Copied

Ahhhhh, i caught you. Village head, okitaiji, come and see dis guy o, he just copied nd pasted my post. I call for an arrest nd bail must be paid to me.

Greyworld:
Wowowwwow! Dis gal is truly intelligent wondaful. Tnks.

Uhhhh, now u gonna make me cry. Thank you

Please whats d name of d game?

Greyworld:
Not an issue dear, well Pls try again those ain't correct. Happy sunday, may day new month.

SMART
The answer is SMART... i think

VillageGOAT:
OFFICIAL COUNTDOWN:

ONLINE PRINTING OF CUL FOR STREAM 2: 12 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 13TH OF MAY)

CAMP OPENING FOR STREAM 2: 20 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 21ST OF MAY)

cc
lyndalyn55
marvluv
jaydabs16
ighravweIG
oyehomie
kbs468
grooove
okitaiji
fraiser
fraiser2
armynu
jubrealguy
eaglevision
crobboy
daudae1
spixytinxy
amodu
dtobs
logodwhiz
iambibi
fraih
jubrealguy
blizzydodo
rukkyola
shammak
chisophia
giftiebrown
aieboocaar
jaymillz
ceyrahtlk
1mrblitz
adewaleoroge
memphisdepay
ultimate73
deeaka
captainkool15
guymandspecies
ify15
bikinigurl
ezechinwa
olasum
emaax77
brosjay3
bibsoo7
nathoneal
jamesdman
ninodaniel
oluwafeolami
timarh
dera25
kceewhyte
sunnepa17
cylas
qboi3000
trenlog
iamdynamite
aleora
ammc
andrea00
upsyli
teemakagu
ukjerry
suogal
gosjol
senesco
sheylarhh
ephyartz
hardiodun
sydneyboss
jico87
skydweller
barongmj
maccabi
candicejay
makabulch
ray4000
teeboy15
inspire700
malakem
ladyisi1
rockyman
meesquared
chuksdewigs
blessedgal
undisputedk
chris10obaje
bawsse
techkreez
ruky8
nd2all
oyinda32
chinwe87
starryV
kestare
henchamb
genius43
belkid01
flamezreal
sweto
twinkle004
gpstars
mztarsh
successral
edwardgunju
winningsun
ladycomfort
clementy117
hernyolar
luchiano1
goodgirl247
lumiere91
ahmtech93
olurashy
sufficiency121
gammarays
gosj01
shevy878
lastborn3401
olasum
iggyok
bornmarch15
fkhalifa
tiwaladeboo
raphlynco
leofish92
rosey33
dueznation
daudae1
cynthiaezebaby
ronaromio
vicharles
pman001
tellasola
dadizgurl
olorunleke001
sammiel
roughdiamond
phykel
dejiconde
budosky
blikani

THIS IS VILLAGE GOAT REPORTING FOR GC fm 91.1



NOTE: To avoid spamming,kindly give a separate mention if you are not captured in this or you want your monicker(s) removed.


FOREIGN QUOTE OF THE DAY:
do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail - RALPH WALDO EMERSON.


MADE IN NIGERIA QUOTE OF THE DAY:
bad advisers are many, good advisers are very few- W.F KUMUYI
.



HILARIOUS QUOTES OF THE DAY:
1) any man who drinks alomo bitters without squeezing his face is capable of murder- MICHAEL FARADAY(1999)

2) the buttocks are like a married couple, though there is a constant friction between them, they will still love and live together - PETE EDOCHIE
.



SHORT JOKES:

1) johnny a bus driver was arguing with his conductor on who was more brilliant
DRIVER- You nor go school
CONDUCTOR- haba! I go school pass you
DRIVER- oya wetin be 2 times 2?
CONDUCTOR- Ahan! Very easy, dat one na 22 naaaa
DRIVER- FOOL! Person tell you the answer for back

2)OKITAIJI- teacher i saw the strap of your bra
TEACHER CANDICEJAY- okitaiji, get out, no class for you for a week

RAY4000 started laughing...
TEACHER CANDICEJAY- why did you laugh?
RAY4000- I saw both straps of your bra
TEACHER CANDICEJAY- Get out, no class for you for one month

Teacher candicejay bends down to pick the chalk that fell down and fraiser started walking out of the class
TEACHER CANDICEJAY- Fraiser, why are you going out?
FRAISER- The thing wey i see now ma, i think my school days are over
teacher faints

.

HELP: Still don't know what what to take to camp, see here... www.corpr.com.ng/things-to-take- to-camp-nysc

HAPPY NEW MONTH AND HAPPY SUNDAY MY PEOPLE

VillageGoat, wat aff i efa done to you? haba. Na dis kind
joke u see to feature me in? Il make sure none of my sisters
look ur side again

Jaolad:
Good Afternoon Roomies,
Am a PCM stream 2, though am mostly a passerby here am hearing some rumours thats getting me worried.

the rumour is that, i heard that there might be no stream 2 for batch A corps members if the FG did not release the remain fund for this batch, and also it is looking very slim that they the FG will release the remaing fund.

pls how true is this info......

Brotherly/Sisterly,
We have passed dis rumor stage na, haba. Whenever u hear such rumors, leave them be. In fact "unhear" them. People just want to give u worry dats y dey spread such unfounded talks nd i do not want you to worry. Stick with facts for now, one fact is NYSC timetable has not changed.......






To others that will still come along with rumors they've heard, pls we don't want to hear it (no offense). We re keeping it positive here so join in d positivity. Gracias

VillageGOAT:
OFFICIAL COUNTDOWN:

ONLINE PRINTING OF CUL FOR STREAM 2: 12 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 13TH OF MAY)

CAMP OPENING FOR STREAM 2: 20 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 21ST OF MAY)

cc
lyndalyn55
marvluv
jaydabs16
ighravweIG
oyehomie
kbs468
grooove
okitaiji
fraiser
fraiser2
armynu
jubrealguy
eaglevision
crobboy
daudae1
spixytinxy
amodu
dtobs
logodwhiz
iambibi
fraih
jubrealguy
blizzydodo
rukkyola
shammak
chisophia
giftiebrown
aieboocaar
jaymillz
ceyrahtlk
1mrblitz
adewaleoroge
memphisdepay
ultimate73
deeaka
captainkool15
guymandspecies
ify15
bikinigurl
ezechinwa
olasum
emaax77
brosjay3
bibsoo7
nathoneal
jamesdman
ninodaniel
oluwafeolami
timarh
dera25
kceewhyte
sunnepa17
cylas
qboi3000
trenlog
iamdynamite
aleora
ammc
andrea00
upsyli
teemakagu
ukjerry
suogal
gosjol
senesco
sheylarhh
ephyartz
hardiodun
sydneyboss
jico87
skydweller
barongmj
maccabi
candicejay
makabulch
ray4000
teeboy15
inspire700
malakem
ladyisi1
rockyman
meesquared
chuksdewigs
blessedgal
undisputedk
chris10obaje
bawsse
techkreez
ruky8
nd2all
oyinda32
chinwe87
starryV
kestare
henchamb
genius43
belkid01
flamezreal
sweto
twinkle004
gpstars
mztarsh
successral
edwardgunju
winningsun
ladycomfort
clementy117
hernyolar
luchiano1
goodgirl247
lumiere91
ahmtech93
olurashy
sufficiency121
gammarays
gosj01
shevy878
lastborn3401
olasum
iggyok
bornmarch15
fkhalifa
tiwaladeboo
raphlynco
leofish92
rosey33
dueznation
daudae1
cynthiaezebaby
ronaromio
vicharles
pman001
tellasola
dadizgurl
olorunleke001
sammiel
roughdiamond
phykel
dejiconde
budosky
blikani

THIS IS VILLAGE GOAT REPORTING FOR GC fm 91.1



NOTE: To avoid spamming,kindly give a separate mention if you are not captured in this or you want your monicker(s) removed.


FOREIGN QUOTE OF THE DAY:
do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail - RALPH WALDO EMERSON.


MADE IN NIGERIA QUOTE OF THE DAY:
bad advisers are many, good advisers are very few- W.F KUMUYI
.



HILARIOUS QUOTES OF THE DAY:
1) any man who drinks alomo bitters without squeezing his face is capable of murder- MICHAEL FARADAY(1999)

2) the buttocks are like a married couple, though there is a constant friction between them, they will still love and live together - PETE EDOCHIE
.



SHORT JOKES:

1) johnny a bus driver was arguing with his conductor on who was more brilliant
DRIVER- You nor go school
CONDUCTOR- haba! I go school pass you
DRIVER- oya wetin be 2 times 2?
CONDUCTOR- Ahan! Very easy, dat one na 22 naaaa
DRIVER- FOOL! Person tell you the answer for back

2)OKITAIJI- teacher i saw the strap of your bra
TEACHER CANDICEJAY- okitaiji, get out, no class for you for a week

RAY4000 started laughing...
TEACHER CANDICEJAY- why did you laugh?
RAY4000- I saw both straps of your bra
TEACHER CANDICEJAY- Get out, no class for you for one month

Teacher candicejay bends down to pick the chalk that fell down and fraiser started walking out of the class
TEACHER CANDICEJAY- Fraiser, why are you going out?
FRAISER- The thing wey i see now ma, i think my school days are over
teacher faints

.

HELP: Still don't know what what to take to camp, see here... www.corpr.com.ng/things-to-take- to-camp-nysc

HAPPY NEW MONTH AND HAPPY SUNDAY MY PEOPLE

VillageGoat, wat aff i efa done to you? haba. Na dis kind joke u see to feature me in? Il make sure none of my sisters look ur side again

Greyworld:
Wer are intelligent frnds?
CandiceJay, hardiodun

Hi Greyworld, so sorry dis is coming late, just got in. Try GRAFT or DRAFT... not so sure

Greyworld:
Seems we have lots of Intelligent girls here thks.

What is dis?

CHARGE

Happy buffday in advance to a dear sister, Barongmj .May dis birthday usher u into a more glorious phase of life nd u shall live to celebrate many more fruitful years....


May 4th on my mind, i'm not a party person but dis is one party i can't miss. GC satellite town, be ready to parrrrrryyyyy

Greyworld:
Any one with a clue?

LUNCH

IghravweIG:
Candice Sweet.
How u dey dis evening.
We never rilly talk today.
Where u dey go na?

Ohh darl, good evening. I am good nd we've missed u here. Where went you?... Anyway, Barong is hosting a movie night for d ladies. She got fuel nd movies, we re all there now.

barongmj:
Oya o, where una dey, fuel don come o, movie don set, pepsi nd popcorn don dey side table

Knock knock, come nd open d door

okitaiji:
na me go be d bouncer for gate b4 we go finally enter rum, or hw did u see to dat? atleast i wil protect u nd cindajay

oh lord, ah yaff turn to cinda... Okitaiji go nd watch match with ur guys.

Honeybash:
wait whr una dey go u like ursef o

Honeybash, we re going to watch movies at Barong's house. Would av told u bt since u av official assignment.....

VillageGOAT:
make i come too? I will carry my bible with me incase of any evil spirit knocks on the door

No o, please don't come, make u no go watch film forget countdown. We need you on d countdown show, darl

okitaiji:
babe can i come wit u so dat i wil clear road as abody guard for u to pass? den after dat we can com back hom nd watch movie togeda

Tah, we no want bodyguard. We carry holyghost

ukjerry:
Good idea.
Hope say u carry food o

Big cooler, don't forget d pack of malt

ukjerry:
No barong o, she Bin dey shout my name before me con fear o, I no no D one wey I Don do. I still dey wait for am make she come tell me wetin I do. e be like say she still dey find fuel wey she go use complete movie wey she dey watch.

UK, lets go nd join her since she has fuel. She doesnt want u to sleep too much, nd i'm all in for a movie day.