₦airaland Forum

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Go to her house,knock on her door and POLITELY return the gift to her.

That's how you politely return a gift. [/color]

abi my broda! Itz as simple as abc!

nyabinghi:
A mad man 4ked ur mother

haba naw! Dat wz uncalled for!

IzonOwei:
meaning the plane is not air tight...i hail my country...

4 whr? If it wz it wount leak naw! Oh hw I hate to c my great country die in d mist of plenty!

Ernest:
ok lets go this way, when a fat woman and a tiny woman stay for a day without bathing, which of them will smell the most?

Oladimejjy:
dey will both smell n u know y? Germs is no respecter of size! Again it depends on der level of cleaness!

when u gat nothing to type

datz wot empty heads actually do!

Oladimejjy:
when u gat nothing to type

datz wot empty heads actually do!

Flashh:
Work more on your English before looking for fault.

seconded!

Flashh:
[color=#225484]For Christ sake who is this fool? [/color]

"foolish fool" if I may add! Must ppl talk sef?

sheedy407:
And wats so special being a LANDLORD?












I tot the Military said we are winning the war?
Im ok here is Lagos,so i care-less

d last tym I checked, lagos is in Nigeria n nt Dubai!

bruno419:
I only saw charly man...






still looking for charly boy

...u gat me smilin! "May b wen u c charly boy, I will den laf"!

Samirana360:
pls who's patorankin? Is he a pastor? Chief priest? Footballer? Abi na mechanic Abeg who is dis guy n what does he do?

...I think hiz a pastor!

chymystique:
All these because of Men? Some who might just want to take advantage of the female. I think it should be one being one self instead of attributing these qualities to being marketable to the opposite sex.. Like seriously there is more to life than trying to impress the male gender

...well said!

adewaletb3:
Market value?? Are you kidding me op??

plz help us n ask him

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Na to carry knife cut am begin chop na [/color]

wen u no no if she poison d cake? Apply caution o!

AfricanApple:
na wetin religion don turn some people to be that, if you no wise you go suffer, they say its survival of the fittest

plz wot do u tag as bin "wise"

ShowYourCertificate:
So any 16 year old girl wearing hijab is now a terrorist?

If those girls were terrorist, those security operatives would have been dead by now because they would've blown them up to pieces.

The plain cloth policemen weren't smart. They should have tailed the girls.

wot if in d cause of "tailin" em n dey actually blow up? Am sure d police men we're workin wit informations! D state of insecurity is so high dat evri1 sim 2 b a suspect!

Yungwizzzy:
Ban hijab now

ban Islam join!!

no naw! Datz violatin human ryt!

Neplusultra:
All dis noise about Amaechi! Must he occupy a position I'm tired of all these abeg! Amaechi Is corrupt and it won't be good for if Buhari gives him a position! He was governor for two terms! Dat shud be enough for him! Let him go and enjoy his loot! Wen are we going to get it right in this country

plz dnt b ofended, r u a Rivers girl or ur juss guessin?

ijustdey:
so, Wike believes he can win this?

dnt mind him... Wot doz he knw hiz doin?

Barbarthundey:
who is his "brother" and who is an "outsider"? because the last time I checked, the outsider they are referring to is also a Nigerian

dnt mind dem! Old men dat would nt let Nigeria b! Wike leave Amechi alone, biko! He is nt ur problem...

honeywealth75:
http://www.punchng.com/news/we-have-clues-on-boko-haram-sponsors-army/

security agencies should work wit d media on educatin d populace on things to watch out for in public places. Enof safty education should b given to d public...

kenbee:
Everyone calls for community policing and information to aid our securities but CHIMAOKORO63 just passed on an intelligent info and we all are calling for his head.

...so sad! Do u guys knw dat most ppl r gifted to percive d future? If only our authorities cn knw dis fact n work hand in hand wit such "selfless" ppl!

VickJames:
Anyone planning to arrest this young Nigerian will receive stiff opposition from well-meaning igbos all over the world. The news about the bomb blast was a suicide attack and I am here to say it loud and clear, No igbo man or woman will kill himself just to disrupt the independence celebration.

We're not going to allow the stupid DSS to harass our son and kinsman. He predicted what will happen so as any other pastor, imam or good soccer fan will predict. Any sane Nigerian will know that bokoharam always attack abuja around this time, so they should chase the perpetrators and not witch hunt this innocent man there.

If they're going to question this young man because of his name and the Biafran flag, then we're going to question Buhari for saying this country will not be governable for the past administration. We will not stop there, we're going to question all our pastors and Imam too who have been predicting all bad events in this country.

Like the country's constitution states "its freedom of speech".

he played by his intiution! I knw ppl dat sense events b4 dey hapin, good or evil!

fresherdanU:
I think the @uselessgoat shld be left alone becos, from my own point of view, what does a goat have to say that will make sense.


let sleeping dog sleep and bleating goat bleat.

abi o... "I rest my case"

iamauxin:
lolz, I'm not surprised cos that was my assertion...now it's important to educate you that someone with 5 sweet boys should not come online in a social rendezvous likes this and talk about 'hooking up' ......it puts d paternity of your lovely kids to question...now that's exactly where I'm surprised..... I wouldn't ask you to go 'boil stones', rather I wil ask you to go prepare dinner for your kids.

...box of poo!

iamauxin:
you know, I have been thinking you are ill mannered all this while,but your last comment just removed all doubts...you're hooked up? What a thrash! With your size you should have given birth to your third child by now....and you're just hooked up. Smh. Keep on eating candies for ever and keep getting fat for Africa.

...my dear, am happy am married wit 5 sweet boys! "Z dat a supriz" U cnt stop me frm tellin d blunt truth, so my dear, go BOIL STONEs!!!

uselessgoat:
no go find husband marry. dey waste ur time here till u reach menopause. shameless old mama

o boy eeeh! So yab dey pain u? Mad man wey dey useless! Ur brain battry z dwn, go chrge it, ediot!

fresherdanU:
you are ur name.

his name is a small thing compaired to who he rili is!

missstella:
Really? U need a therapist

...sure one!

uselessgoat:
NA YA PAPA BE FOOL

awww! It pained him oooo! Kpele! But u b "uslessgoat " na!

MissEfe:
You are really a USELESSGOAT. Big fool

"big fool" Naaaa, datz too small for his stupidity! A useless ape dat hz no direction! Ppl cn b so anoyin lyk dey must comment! Kai!

iamauxin:
lolz, please spare me that....no one is talking about inward beauty here...we don't walk around with X-rays......and by the way, what parameter did you use to ascertain that the guy was ugly? why not keep quiet...

wait o, I neva knw u were a defender of "silly" ppl n am so sure uv gat relationship issues, my dear am hooked up!

iamauxin:
hey, , calm down...just check everything you just wrote here and take a critical appraisal of yourself...calling someone ugly doesn't make you beautiful. why not keep your mouth shut, why fight over irrelevant stuffs. I personally don't like joining issues in what doesn't concern me. But whenever someone calls another person ugly I'm forced to go check up the profile to ascertain d beauty of the person commenting...I checked yours now and I wasn't impressed.

if wot u ment by beauty wz an outward thing den am soooo pleased to disapoint u! "Y am I even talkin wit u" metcheeew!