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The mumu salary earner bf, na untill you brush your mouth into his account, he go no say dem no dey telli person


The best and lasting relationship is always from a salary earner disguised as a pop artiste with a failed, upcoming female singer

The mumu salary earner bf, na untill you brush your mouth into his account, he go no say dem no dey telli person


The best and lasting relationship is always from a salary earner disguised as a pop artiste with a failed, upcoming female singer

That is really disheartening and sad


_Since i know that person that brings disaster

_since i know that person that shun/avoid nation security

_since i know that person that don't come uo with his 5k promise to poor people

_since i know that person that said he will destroy 100000 jobs

_since i know that person that promise he will halt insurgency

_since i know that goat that fight unscrupulousness in politics but he's the grand Master

since i know him

Jesusegun Alagbe


When you have put your heart, soul and a lot of money into turning your house into a home, the last thing you would want is for someone to break in and rob you.

A home intruder is scary to even think about, but spending a few minutes of time recognising and fixing ways that your home is vulnerable can pay off in the long run.



Here are nine ways you may be mistakenly exposing your home to burglars:

Rundown front door

Your front door is the first place burglars will look, and a dilapidated front door signals that your home is an easy target. A clean, painted front door gives the impression that the entire home is well-cared for and harder to breach.



Single lock

Burglars look to see what kind of locks they will have to navigate to enter and when they see only the standard cylinder lock, they are more likely to have a go than if there is also a padlock visible. In short, doubling up on locks makes your door physically more difficult to break into and your home less appealing to burglars.



Enticing trash

The discarded boxes and bags from all your big-ticket purchases are like advertisements to burglars of the valuables inside your home. Prevent thieves from getting as excited over your new flat screen TV box as you are with your new TV by keeping this type of garbage inside until trash pickup day.



Dark exteriors



Burglars don’t like to risk being seen, so when you create a barrier of light around your home using motion sensor-activated and basic exterior lights, you are creating a barrier around your home through which they are not likely to penetrate. Pay special attention to vulnerable areas like front and back doors and walkways.



Welcoming landscaping

When planted beneath windows, bushes and shrubs are not only pretty, but they are also an obstacle to climbing into windows. Burglars are especially deterred by the kind of greenery that has thorns or makes loud snapping noises. For trees reaching up to second-storey windows, be sure to clean up lower branches so they can’t function as a ladder.



Overflowing mailbox

Piles of mail are a sign that you are out of town and primed for a robbery. If you are going away for a while, use the ‘Request Hold Mail’ service to stop delivery to your house. For shorter periods, you can tell a trusted neighbour to help pick up your deliveries.



Visible interiors

You don’t want burglars to get a peek at all the goodies you have inside your home, so shut the curtains, pull the shades, put a giant houseplant in front of a street-facing window – do whatever you have to do to keep unwanted eyes out. Be especially mindful at night when the dark sky and lit interior combine to create a fishbowl effect in your home.



Empty house

Encountering the resident is way more than most burglars are bargaining for. If they think you are in the house, they are staying out of it, so make it look like someone is home by turning on a light or two and even leaving on a TV or radio to make some noise. For prolonged periods away, you can use electronic timers to turn them on and off automatically.



Non-existent alarm system

They take a bit of financial investment, but a quality alarm system is a huge burglar deterrent and a necessary one if you live in a high-crime neighbourhood. Do your research and pick a reputable alarm company – thieves know the bad and bogus alarm system signs – and consider high-tech options, such as alarms with a camera that allows you to monitor your home from anywhere.


lalasticlala seun mydd44

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Do a Transvaginal Ultrasound whenever you wanna propose to Nigerian girl, or else you take a borehole home

In Nigeria tatooing will award you with self-condemnation later on

_No one want to employ a tattooed employee

_A tatooed one is a cultists





what a set of primitive

What a self deception!


A girl that wore this kind of raunchy attire won't makes a good wife.

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Inspire you like how

Earthbound:
One song is about kpanshing the other is about cannabis.


Typical content of Naija songs these days. Which way, my people?



The part wey dey vex me be say the person wey dem dey idolize, the great Anikulapo, used his music not only for entertainment but as a tool to fight for the common man. These days are worse than Fela's. How many are truly following in his footsteps? Big ups to Falz. No be by smoking kush, do something worthwhile with it!

listen up dulllard lookin for cheap likes


There's something like HIPHOP, RNB, POP, AFRO, AFRO JUJU, HIGHLIFE, JAZZ.

Now to get your brain back to normal Fela anikulapo isn't into hiphop, or because most of wizkid's song that try to initiate and imitate felas, that mean the rest idolize him according to what ur faulty brain just send to your nerve to type this shit.

And also who tell you hiphop rap artiste are into meaningful gospel type music, they sing riches, display girland and other bad things you stated and you know what they make lot of dough.


No one force you to listen to hip hop song, there are lot of gospel song out there, lazy, crackhead mediocrity human

Hunger in the land

I wooed a babe one day, surprisingly she even follow me home that same day, and she told me for her to allow me she only needs #800.

When he have ''nothing a girl can offer than thier smelly pussssy'' mentality.


And you always prove it.


_On his birthday nothing you offer than ur puzzy

_He surprises you with gift occasionally, nothing to appreciate than ur smelly pussssy

_He spends on you, you offer your pussyyy thereafter

_He advice you on worrying matter, nothing just nothing but puzzzy

_He shelter you, but you offer your pussyyy to appreciate

Now that is what i called maturity

Now see law of circumstances, a legend dango driver is certainly now a tecno signee


Don't only record song with him, better sign him to save him from penury life he lives



A lesson to eldris abulkarem, 9ice,and other rude, fouled-dirty-mouth legend turned upcoming artiste

who don't know it among blockhead AMBODE strategy to eradicate aliens(ipob n thier counterparts) off lagos earth

blockhead brother



In your existence, your brother create beef between themselves

All you know is to make fortune out of them, you are nothing than a nuisance role model to them

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The meaningful issues this online strippers will ever put mouth


Btw, the tanker driver is a fool how will you drink before you drive

But you still waiting for the pencil production in ur country

With that kind of video with that eyesore, dirty, filthy girl and your non-swag, cheap outfit of yours, with your non-professional producer, with your low budget location, you will always lives as a wacky upcoming artiste


btw, is that your homely, esteem gf, cos she is only female i see there you are rocking with


For you to be trendy and fashionable change that 'ipcraft' shitty stage name

Tolexander:
How has DBanj's popularity made you better than a rotten egg with no economical, Material, nutritional and environmental value?

If your erroneous, inaccurate, defective, deficient, broken, unreliable, cracked, leaky, amiss, awry, bad, below par, blamable, debased, distorted 'BRAIN' can't comprehend with what i wrote up there just get lost like a strayed bullet