₦airaland Forum

RapistOnBail:
Why would I play in a country that clearly hates blacks.

I prefer to play for all these better clubs in Nigeria.

Even Dakada united will reject you.

Rugaria:
They are always positioning the sultan first... Trying hard to make it look like he is the premier traditional stool in Nigeria, which is nothing but a fat lie. Both the Oni and the Obi as traditional institutions have been there before the Hausas surrendered to these folks from Futaa jallon few years ago.. Trying to make it look like the overdressed sultan is the highest "traditional deity" in Nigeria is not just preposterous, it amounts to a great disservice to history..

You guys can never be peaceful. Always seeing faults in everything.

You mean you have being dating yourself all by yourself ?.

aeiouqwerty:
unbelievable
A Nigerian man captured a Blue marlin fish worth $2.6 milliion.
Him and His village people ate it
what could have brought redemption to them all was just so delicious..sometimes, you just can't recover from the consequence of ignorance

Is it easy to eat 2.6 million $ fish ? En op ?

Ademola47:
But something seems mixed up.
Since they played 2-1 after 90 mins making 3-3 on Aggregate, I expect them not to use away goal in the added time.

How do some Nigerians think self. Did you just start watching champions league football ?

dipson4u08:
wetin oppressor wan go find for grammy.....

he was once one of my fav but not anymore...

pride is taking over him

When you watch him performing at the Grammy that day. Go and push him out of the stage. Bad belle

officialmario:
there is noting like alhaja, it is just the normal protocol, you need to Bleep alhaja on the bench.

I no come understand this cult thing o. Why will a normal human being be fucking ordinary bench ?

I hope you are financially stable and can take good care of yourself. so that he won't use that to hold you hostage when you guys finally get married. That's why so many women are still trapped in their marriage all because they don't have option (financially). That's all I can say.

Veltan40:
Please help me. This may sound funny but it's simply the truth.
I am 28 and I have never been in a relationship before. I mean I have never had a girlfriend.
Initially I ignored this issue and tried to focus on my education and building my future, thinking that it will happen in it's time. But it never happened.

Now, indeed God has blessed my hustle so much this days that I am now contented and ready to settle down and build up a family.

But I have now realized that what I waved away earlier as a minor issue is currently a serious problem to me. I can't find a girl. None of them seems to be interested in me.

All the ladies I have approached seems not to be interested in dating me. I am not that handsome, but I don't think I am that so ugly. ( Atleast those I am better than have one)
I have also been so benevolent and cheerful just to woo them, yet I always meet rejection.

This is seriously weighing me down and affecting me seriously, especially my business. I have prayed, I have tried and I have done all I could, that I now think it's not ordinary.
Infact, the last pastor I have visited, told me my wife is around. It's been 7 months now, and nothing happened.

Please what should I do. Is there anything wrong with me. I need help

Oga no let pastors mumu you.
Dress well, use nice perfume, look good, go out to nice places where people hangout. Go to churches like Christ embassy, redeem, etc. Them no born you well make you no see one babe way go like you.

tunary:
That's interesting. let's chat on WhatsApp

Drop your line

officialmario:
The journey into 100level started in 2010, i had to change my course to sos/crs because i had D7 in literature, toheeb that lured me into cultism has drop out of school because his o/level result was nothing to write home about so he couldnt proceed further, i had to form alliance with al-ameen in 100level because of our political ambition, so, when i started making friend with al-ameen, i lost interest in becoming a cultist, the cult group will come and wait for me in front of main hall just to obtain my valuables, i became personal office to them and most of my coursemate are begining to wonder if i had join cultist, whenever i sight them from the class i would drop my phones, wallet and any valuables i have to girls in my dept including my sch bag, life became unbearable for me because there was no freedom, i would pass through the bush path whenever im going for lectures, i dare not pass the main gate unless i want to miss the whole class for the day.
Many a times,they would use local pistol to pursue me.

I was in your shoes when I was in uniuyo. But I defeated them all. I was covered by one of the strongest political thug of a very popular politician in Uyo. The small boys left me alone. I became untouchable till I graduated and left that town. Thank God for my life.

officialmario:
I was 20years when I gained admission into lFederal College of Eucation Osiele Abeokuta, initially I never had interest in going to school after writing jamb three time without gaining admission, but thank to my friend yemi and kayode who advise me to try nce due to the fact that I was working at a nursery school where I earn 3k per month..I started my journey in 2009 as a pre nce student which we usually call (ekolo)..when I got to osiele I mix up with a lot of friend but there was this particular guy toheeb who was closer to me we call him (oke aregba).we both planned not to pay school fees for pre nce, so our agreement was to secure jamb form from the money and then exhaust the rest, when my dad sent my school fees which was 30,500, I had to obtain jamb form and I took the remaining money to super in abule egba to buy correct wears,when I got back to school most of the wears was full of black and the school bag I bought had the logo of a bird(eiye) at the back, that was where problem started,
on that faithful day I decided to walk to school with toheeb and I had my school bag at my back with a black pull over which covered my head.. immediately we entered the campus, we saw some guys about 7 in numbers and they signal to toheeb to come over and thereafter they sent for me and I oblige to meet them, immediately I approach them and what I had was Who You be? identity yourself, and I introduce my name to them, what I heard was a dirty slap from behind, You dey craze abi, I was trembling with fear with the way they spoke to me, without wasting much time, they march me down to off campus and when we got to an uncompleted building I was told to pull off all my cloth which was remaining only boxers o my body, then the marching started, I was told to Bleep alhaja and I must release, the process took about 30 minute before I was release..Then after the while beating they said you are now an ITJ( meaning intending Jew)..that was how the journey into the game of cultist started...after I became ITJ a lot of things happened...
Just wait and hear the journey into the game

Who is alhaja and did you Bleep her ?

tunary:
This mini importation how do you buy the goods? do you go to wharfs or where?

I buy using agent. I actually have a friend in China who make purchase for me and send down to 9ja. I pay him for his service.

Ddokie:
Tell the Pope that there is nothing wrong with being tribal in Nigeria. What is happening in that diocese has nothing to do with Tribalism. We can't discuss that matter now.

On a larger scale, it is more of a sin not to be tribal in Nigeria. It is important to note that you can be tribal without being discriminatory.

Being tribal simply implies looking out for the good of your own people. Where it becomes a problem is if you do it at the expense of others.
You can look out for the good of your own people without doing harm to others, the same way a man takes utmost care of his household without harming other people's households.

All Nigerian governors are supposed to be tribal, that is why they were elected in the first instance - to take care of their own people. The only executive that should not be tribal is the President. Unfortunately in Nigeria, the President is practicing the highest form of discriminatory tribalism, while the governors that are supposed to be tribal are the ones looking for other tribes to please at the expense of their own people.

My guy, you are contradicting your self.

Tobechuckwu:
Kindly read it again
It's a question that why u have a question mark in front of it.

Nigga came all the way from PH to outshine your favourite. Do am if e easy

Tobechuckwu:
Kindly read it again
It's a question that why u have a question mark in front of it.

In case you don't know the meaning of success. Go back to your dictionary. Burna Boy as an Artist his successful. Google is your friend. He as gone beyond Nigerian Settings and when he wins the Grammy, which he will by God's grace. Maybe you will tell them not to give him because he and is mother are weed smokers. You can check his record on Google. Feel free to educate yourself.

wildlife9999:
Go for xiaomi poco m3 i just order it the phone is 63k the camera is mad, i will give you jumia voucher to help reduce the price, it's express delivery, free delivery also, you pay on delivery, voucher can only be by jumia consultants, so anyhow voucher, see my digits for my whatsap,

I only need your address and phone number, jumia will deliver your phone within 2 days

Don't fall for this scam. Your money will move like a moving train.

Tobechuckwu:
See how do u define success?
Is it by how much money u have?
I don't define success by such... If ur integrity... ur personality...ur way of life...ur character...is questionable then that's not success for me nd my entire family.
I'm from south-south nd I know what I'm talking about.

Please point out where I mentioned money...... I'm waiting.

IbnBattuta1960:
Shameful on the part of AO.
Anybody who attempts to draw blood or to shame you "at all cost" must not get that second chance. Cos na poison e wan give you chop.

No be everybody be like you. Some people are more exposed and enlightened.

RICHSATAN:
i Bleep craze commot for my meigbour wife toto when i live for face me i face u during my corper days. i still want to experence it. that is the sweetest tow tow to Bleep

For real ? How old was she ?

Nairalandian:

I thought Iran is an Islamic republic.
This one they granted him Visa

The pope is a powerful man. Only natural death can take him.

Can't wait to watch the frog voice president.

tunary:
online business, let's chat privatization about it please

It's mini importation and buying and selling of cryotocurrency

Kettlecorn:
No vex my hustling broda, but this is funny as heck. Security dey sleep for night? Oga dey inside house believing that his security is guarding outside and all is safe

Na brain work. Just pray no evil happens at night. You think say security be commando ?

tunary:
Lol you are very funny I must say. at first some people will call you names but you know what you are doing. so at the end of it how much where you able to save from the job?

I invested 30K into my biz each month and 25K foe my upkeep each month. Did it for a year. It was okay for me to start my online business.

karika2018:
find your way to the bahamas or belize...........

good luck

How can I do that ?

Legendguy:
How do you sleep?

One of the job. I parrot for one hour every night ND sleep for the remaining hours. I use my brain.

jamiudinho:
men me i drop my pride as a bsc holder and start working in a factory around ojota and payment is 50k ..wetin man go do...

As long as you have a target.

capitalzero:
May God bless your hustle

Amen. Thanks

Grace001:
How do you cope ?

No spare time to chill out or spend time with friends and family

No time. Just me and my hustle. I've almost gotten my target.

TheGift:
Smoking weed is a crime under Nigerian Law, in case you dont know. Yes, many successful people smoke weed, AND unsuccessful people too. Hence my point that your bringing success into the 'argument' was and is still irrelevant.

You have nothing to say. Go to bed. Burna boy and is mom are successful people. It's not your business if she smokes weed.