chatinent:
1. When you cook with less or substandard ingredients, you'll keep covering the pot and hiding them. When you want to fry egg, you'll bring everything outside.


2. All the low budget Rihannas entering your home without invitations.


3. I Pass My Neighbour generator is your muscle.


4. Too many slippers at your neighbour’s door when there is no light is a bad news.


5. If NEPA interrupts the light and your neighbour has it, let all hell loose till democracy is achieved.


6. Wives are girlfriends to neighbors. If you know you know.


7. SlayQueen putting their custard for urine under their cupboard.


8. There must be one womaniser always playing loud music.


9. There must be one woman with multiple children and an irresponsible husband.


10. Where two or more women are gathered and you pass with a friend, forget it. It's YOU 101.


11. The army of beggars. If you mistakenly borrow them ₦500, they'll never leave you and will keep coming back.


12. The female children of other neighbours wanting adventure coming to your room.


13. The problem of washing bathroom and toilet.


14. There's always sb who will use the toilet and leave Abednego floating for others to see.



What is more?


That's the worst place to be.

Madam, where is the Nkwobi I ordered?
M ga-echere ruo mgbe ebighị ebi?

Offpoint1:
I successfully impregnated 4 of my female neighbors and 2 of my neighbor's daughters...

if not for home training and cultural value I have, 3 of My neighbors wives would have been been pregnant by now.

Loud music is my addiction.


still living in FMIFY though, one day sha, man go build him own apartment.

Starboytwo:
Thank God na inside estate Dem born and bread me.

sapphiere:
Such things don't trip me.

RioCarputo:

add this... there's always one aunty wey never marry wey go dey always dey go work dey come back in the evening....

dapadawee:
how my I better pass my neighbor take disappear surprised me. few years after I visited the same neighborhood one of my gee confessed to selling it because he felt I cheated him from a deal proceeds

oweniwe:


Most annoying as a young man staying alone there.

Imagine neighbor's wives/small daughter knocking on your door... "Uncle O, come and wash the bathroom and toilet"

Wakanda nonsense is that?

RICHSATAN:
i Bleep craze commot for my meigbour wife toto when i live for face me i face u during my corper days. i still want to experence it. that is the sweetest tow tow to Bleep

Apination:
Own your hustle o, I be living witness presently staying in one even though its not going to last long. I jejely comot my papa 3 bedroom flat when e and just my mama dey because nothing like working and paying your bills no matter how small. For those when dey their papa house this is what I have for you.........

Silentgroper:
Lil mama, can u joy-ride me

nedekid:

OP, is it true ladies that stay in face to face always have infected ladies area?

Awoleesu:




Kai! oh God! Joyrider404, you no try at all oh!
This thread can make me laff like kilodeee...

Bestty101:


#1 was he able to lure you and Bleep you too?

Sterope:
You no dey use the toilet.

Joyrider404:

oweniwe:




I dey us am

But neighbors coming to come knock your doo when your sleep is sweetest early morning to come wash toilet/bathroom is one hell of an inconvenience.

If you want to piss, you have to go outside the house

If you want sheet you have to go outside... Every time, every day.

I only stayed 5 months there before I moved to self contain room and parlor.

Growing up, I am used to having whole house to Myself alone. I only decided to manage the face me I face u when I needed accommodation when I got a new posting in new town so I wasn't prepared for the drama

EbenezerTriumph:
you're new on nairaland and you've already known how to use nairaland emoji.
yeye dey smell

Sterope:
How about you wash the toilet before they come knocking?

gbengaoyeladun:
Am living there right now.. One of my neighbor wife is seducing me self, I will make sure I give her what she is looking for

Valkrie:
Nah only grace of God e go take make you no fork people wives for face me I face you house including their daughters...

Got a friend with tenants in his compound..the tenants dey fork him two wives join his daughter
...one of the wife dey even do TDB with one of the tenants....

Joyrider404:


No he wasn't able to do that

Ikillbrokehoes:
I've never lived in one in my life, so I don't have any to share.. growing up I lived a fulfilled life, all thanks to my parents who provided and gave us everything, me and my siblings.

chatinent:


Which matter dem wan open? that you are a broke ass forming big papa?