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I was born and raised in a deep christian family. Our church is so spiritual physically and emotionally that even a 2yr old baby member speaks in tongue. All my siblings and family members except me are truly gifted spiritually, they see visions through dreams and prayers including our last small born. I'm the only odd. I've never been lifted to any spiritual realm since i was born. I tried learning to speak in tongue but korean language difficult for me to learn. Today, a sweet Sunday, i followed my fiancee to her Pentecostal church Water of Jesus Evangelical Ministries. Surprisingly, their mode of dressing was ostentatiously elaborated with half naked skirts and top. The ushers were the best and worst. Their skirts were half way between the hips and knee, you can conviniently sight the radiation on their laps leading to the pant. The shape of the buttocks were marvellous, the tight or underneath pant they wore architect it to an oval shape. First time in my lifetime history, i felt the spiritual power of God which lifted me into the spiritual realm when the Pastor was leading a prayer session. And that happens immediately i sighted a female usher with a banana-curve ukwu. I felt orgasm and was directed into spiritual realms by Angels. To my guys finding it hard to see visions or speak in tongues, try to attend churches that have sexy dressed ushers, you would be moved spiritually with their power of ukwu. I did it and it worked. Try yours and thank me later. |
After eating the delicious meal my fiancée prepared for me last night; we had a great entertainment on bed with different styles. You can envisage how all are in sweet motility, not until i raised the issue of her mother. Her mum is currently dating a guy of my age set, who is young enough to be her son. I said to my fiancee "we have to find a way to curb this flirt mum of yours". Next is a sudden gigantic slap on my face. "Are you labelling my mum to be a prostitute?" she said. She angrily took the car key and drove off to her house that late night. We haven't call each other on phone hitherto. Should i separate with her or forgive her? Please candid advice are welcome |
There is this pretty and gorgeous lady, Elizabeth, that i met accidentally on my way to Lekki two weeks ago. She is so much endowed with any damn thing a man could ask God to provide for him i.e the chelsea and the barca, they were extremely built. To be concise, i approached her and all went well ahead for lovely relationship. My palava with her now is the issue of N200,000 she demanded for her to go shopping, which she withheld stubbornly of what type of shopping she wanna go for. She has issued me an ultimatum of tomorrow afternoon to provide the exact money and threatened to end the relationship should the money could not be funded. Not that i don't have the money, but i have so many essential things to spend money on other than shopping. I love her so much, i don't wanna loose her; but i don't have even 100k for gals shopping not to say 200k. Please what should i do? |
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