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darkenedrebel:
wow...I'm not a fan of Nollywood either- I just watch the big movies once in a while like last flight to Abuja
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You can try downloading Phone swap from Vidmate if you have the application on your cell

Unfortunately, they only have the trailers for it.

marlockj:
Girls desperate for marriage since 3451!!

even if the man is inside rat hole.

Meanwhile let me look for my soap and work on my stick.

Chai no soap ohhh,Okk let me find any oil,Oya got condemn engine oil.

Oya here we gooo, Chai seems am already in heaven without ticket.

Ohhh mean y was dis created.my stick mst b red n tired before I stop.

Chaiiiiii ohh this pic is killing me,this is the 5tym am going,cuz of this pic.

I feel my tank is going to empty by 2mr.Bt who cares.

By 2mr I will mix condemn engine oil n honey and see how dey it will be.I pray my stick should nt explode. Bt mehn condemn engine oil if fckkkkin good.

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You must be from the distant future, since it's only still 2015 for most of us...what's it like over there? Has humanity regressed? Since I would have thought they would have solved the physical need to choke the bishop by stimulating the necessary chemicals, hormones or whatnots in the human brain to achieve completion like the classic 90s sci-fi film Demolition Man?

knockoutkings:
Thanks for the info, didn't know that.

Don't know why it banned the post again...maybe there's a keyword it doesn't like...anywho, I've unbanned you again.

Good luck Knockoutkings, just remember not to make to many threads with similar titles, the antispam bot thought you were a spammer, even at some point I thought you were a spammer. Anywho, go forth and whoop some asses.

The OP has made a new thread chronicling his adventures...
https://www.nairaland.com/2756614/super-eagles-fifa-16-ultimate

Singapore1:
LIMITLESS
(maybe am the only one watching it)

KOLZY:
i want it too fa. i think cao watches it too

Yup, I also watch it.

FetchUK:

Black Friday 27th

Preorders only...

Let me guess, you're on every retailer's early bird BF mailing list?

moneyallowed:
Well... Wow. I feel like dancing, just finished the entire season 1 of Jessica Jones! Watched the whole thing start to finish and I wouldn't recommend bingeing it. I rushed through the season 1 of DD so I thought I'd do the same for JJ cos they're both Netflix shows right? Well wrong. Bad idea
Two reasons for this. One JJ is slow, I mean the series takes it's bloody time to grab you. Episode 1 was nice, 2 OK, 3 alright...like that. By episode four I was getting tired, where is the thriller we were promised? I almost gave up and thank God I didn't. The other thing is the show is pretty dark and heavy, I mean some psycho shit. 13 hours of psycho shit is not healthy. So if you intend to view the while thing in one sitting, things might get rough. Maybe watch episodes 1-4, then chill cos things only get better from there
JJ is great. Solid story, great acting, great. Watching it made me realise how lame some scenes in DD were. Everything in this show is consistent. Jessica killed it, Luke Cage killed it, Kilgrave killed it, Trish killed it....you get the idea, murder. Shit felt real, like no superhero show but real life. Jessica's not a princess, Kilgrave is not a demon, just people.
Really impressed, I want another season, want more Alias Investigations. One word... Kilgrave. Sick bastard. I wonder what kinda villain they'll bring for the Defenders to take down cos Kilgrave and Fisk were top notch villains. The bad guy of the Defenders has to be really bad gaan
I prefer JJ season 1 to DD, was more personal and relatable. Pissed cos a little more and this show coulda been the best series of the year. It had everything, just fell short and I don't know how but they really tried. Maybe the action was lacking a bit, and the slow pace I mentioned, it can get boring ish. Small matter tho, great show, loved it and you should watch it. Just don't watch it with your parents

That's the thing some folks don't understand, JJ is certainly the darkest MCU entry so far, some folks only equate extreme violence & nudity with dark, not as bone crunching when compared to DD, but it was certainly very real. I never thought I'd ever loathe a character played by Tennanty Goodness (that's David Tennant to the rest of the world & the 10th Doctor to Whovians ie Doctor Who fans). Kilgrave is certainly the darkest villain, he just does things simply because he can, then he justifies it in his head and lays blame elsewhere, especially since he gets people to do the dirty work. See how he & Jessica remembered those 18 seconds very differently.

Now, JJ was certainly slow, but it did have a few things going on for it, the actors gave a top notch performance, even the annoying ones - Robyn, you've no idea how many times I wanted to kill you. Reuben, I'm sure you thought you were adorable, but you're kinda creepy. Another thing was relationships between the characters. Trish & Jessica had such a strong sibling bond, despite how much Jessica tried to break it. The handling of being a survivor of traumatic events, usually due to Kilgrave's control. They did not sugarcoat it at all. Yes, talking about it helped, but it didn't magically solve it.

The before and after effects of Kilgrave is really a sight to behold. Look at Simpson, look at Trish, look at Hope, look at Malcolm, geez look at the guy whose coat he took. Dude messed up Jessica so bad, she turned from a slacker who liked to drink to someone who had to drink to drown her guilt and nightmares. Even Hogarth, the HBIC even got dropped a peg or two, although that woman is still as calculating as ever.

In fact JJ can be seen as a slow burn noir drama that has superheroes in it. Yes, it was a tad bit odd that a show that had two humans with superhuman strength didn't have much fighting in it, and that most of the fights consisted of throwing folks like frisbees...But, it certainly had its really violent moments. DD might beat you into a pulp, that has to live on a liquid diet or life support or through rigorous physical therapy, but Kilgrave would make you kill yourself or get someone else to kill you, while both of you're trying your hardest not to do so. Or he could just tell you to stand over there forever. Even if you actually survived an encounter with him, you're still left with the mental trauma, that maybe you'd start to think you were better off dead.

Never change Gina, never change...
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darkenedrebel:
You haven't seen Phone swap ?

Nope, dude before I watched Flower Girl last year, I had avoided Nollywood films like the plague for the better part of half a decade. Unless, if I was forced to watch it at the salon or something.

Where are all the fanboys & fangirls at?

Dragonking:
Episode 4 is out guys

It's been out since 3am or so...

It actually wasn't bad, and it didn't have endless sequels. So, I'm going to try The Department. Let's see if I can make it 2 for 2.

Dragonking:
Ash ain't that smart....seriously summoning a demon to tell you how to end evil was just dumb.....The annoying part was when the police lady came in and mistakenly freed the demon as they were about to send it back....One thing is sure, that demon ain't no ordinary demon.

I was being sarcastic, or you didn't notice I was replying to someone else's comment?

darkenedrebel:
he's actually smart.... butter fingers but pretty smart

For a smart guy, he has some silly ideas:
1. Reading from the Necronomicon to please a chic with its poetry. Okay, in his defense, he was high as a kite. But, you'd think he'd learnt from his pervious experience.
2. Seriously, summoning a demon from the book to ask it how to banish another entity back into the book. That was a grade A solid plan. Yup, no way that would go wrong...

Looking forward to more of El Jefe being El Jefe...

Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a cotton picking second...I thought he just won an election, then the result was inconclusive, now you don kpai?!

Since I've been too lazy to go to the cinema, I'm going to look for something interesting on iRoko TV...kinda forgot my subscription, until they took my money...
**checks their catalogue** if they leave me I'll only watch Flower Girl on repeat...abeg can anyone direct me to a link for Phone Swap?

Okay... I'm going to watch Wrong Selfie, wish me luck.

Koice, are you a browncoat? I saw that "Goram", shiny!

koice:
Sam Axe... ('Burn Notice' faithfuls will know whatzup)

Love this show.

Man, I miss that show. Although, I knew Bruce Campbell (AKA The Chin) from the Evil Dead trilogy first, I believe I watched Army of Darkness first, because for some odd reason they used to play it on the station (we used to get) in my village during the Christmas season. I've no idea why they thought it was a film for the festive season, but I believe I watched it at least twice during the Christmas period.

koice:
No mind that guy jare. Some people look out for all the wrong things on TV shows.

On JJ, I don't know yet, but I imagine it would be around november period 2016. Sucks, right? I know.

But good news... Luke Cage' will be premiering early next year on Netflix. Colter will be reprising his role as the dude with superhuman strength and impenetrable skin. I expect this one to be more of Daredevil kind of pace tho.

FIXED. That was bugging the hell out of me.

KOLZY:
yes ooooo

Gotta love those 2 Broke Girls, it's one of my favourite guilty pleasures.

kingsilly:
He's back on his feet, buh honestly I don't see any reason patty shouldn't know his real identity,did it with Iris and she was mad when she finally knew...just my thought though

Yes-o, although that Gorilla Kingdom was giving me strong Planet of the Apes vibe, kinda scared for Earth 2's humanity...

I've just been reading this thread on my TV series breaks like this...
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As usual, I'll end up reading some comments and I'm like just allow them to continue walking to the gallows...
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Oh well, it's time for Arrow.

armadeo:
If that convo about updating photos is true am gonna love this. Ep 1 loading.

The picture convo is from episode 3 and the light bulb incident is from episode 1.

The Flash.

Sometimes, Ash needs to leave the thinking to the smart people...
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Don't drop any...
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Lip Sync Battle. How the hell did I forget about this? I'm catching up on all the episodes I missed.

Ash vs. Evil Dead.

Elementary. Can't believe I've to wait until February for the next episode of Sleepy Hollow. Damn you winter hiatus.

Sleepy Hollow.

2 Broke Girls.

Limitless. Finally catching up on my other series, since I've done my mandatory binge watch of Jessica Jones & reblogging on Tumblr.

Interesting...since the boy above me is currently indisposed for the moment, anybody still interested in this discussion? It appears some of the Prince's fanboys are getting a tad bit emotional, delusional & bat guano crazy.

Finally finished the pilot, definitely quieter than Daredevil's pilot - less action, but the the end packs a mean punch, some may say JJ has a slow start, but the last 8 minutes I was on the edge of my seat*, then the end...Chei! I was like let's finish the person, this shtako is personal. We now know just how cruel the villain is...Oya, I'm about to lose the next hours of my life. Looks like I'm in for a dark bumpy ride.

*literally, I was watching this on the train and I arrived at my stop ,that's why I know the exact time left...