yemstok:
See dem confetti girls like people wey dey worship Obatala

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U got it man

funny enough my ex planned my wedding. She had gotten married 4 yrs earlier.

All my friends were like ' scobaba you dey take risk oo' i said ' no, if she neva marry na in e for hard'.

My wife did not show her disapproval to me but confided in my sister that shes not cool with the plans.

Sis is still a very good friend of ex so told wifey... Naah ...nutyn dey happen

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IamLEGEND1:
where the rest of the bridal train?

they fell into the river and got washed away.

madam pretty...

how the weather

prettythicksme:
on top wetin?

marlockj:
Girls desperate for marriage since 3451!!

even if the man is inside rat hole.

Meanwhile let me look for my soap and work on my stick.

Chai no soap ohhh,Okk let me find any oil,Oya got condemn engine oil.

Oya here we gooo, Chai seems am already in heaven without ticket.

Ohhh mean y was dis created.my stick mst b red n tired before I stop.

Chaiiiiii ohh this pic is killing me,this is the 5tym am going,cuz of this pic.

I feel my tank is going to empty by 2mr.Bt who cares.

By 2mr I will mix condemn engine oil n honey and see how dey it will be.I pray my stick should nt explode. Bt mehn condemn engine oil if fckkkkin good.

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You must be from the distant future, since it's only still 2015 for most of us...what's it like over there? Has humanity regressed? Since I would have thought they would have solved the physical need to choke the bishop by stimulating the necessary chemicals, hormones or whatnots in the human brain to achieve completion like the classic 90s sci-fi film Demolition Man?

amiskurie:

Smile,frowning will make u age before ur actual time.

no, it won't. That's just a lie, truth is,smiling makes you have wrinkles and crows feet ciz your cheeks are raised in the process and your facial muscles are pulled

Frowns only make you look mean, not aged

safarigirl:
no, it won't. That's just a lie, truth is,smiling makes you have wrinkles and crows feet ciz your cheeks are raised in the process and your facial muscles are pulled

Frowns only make you look mean, not aged

Hmmm,expert of the human anatomy

Naff24:
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U got it man

thanks Miss/mrs Nafisah

obiorathesubtle:
This can only happen in akure

eda

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ggrin:
eda

ara gbakwa gi wa

robosky02:
madam pretty...

how the weather

Weather is cool here in burundi!!

HRich:
Lolz. Endtime quote

searching4l0ve:

Answer naw

amiskurie:

So na book u book space ... End time Booker

Endtime op

IamLEGEND1:
where the rest of the bridal train?

Train don reach station.

Walkopet:
I don't find this funny, i blame lalasticlala for dis.

I blame him too posting dead and unreasonable topics on FP thafuck

amiskurie:
Hmmm,expert of the human anatomy

I'm no expert. I just read

But why on earth would one keep fish in the custody of a rat?

IamLEGEND1:
where the rest of the bridal train?

Looking for shortcut
The heart of man is truly wicked

marlockj:
Girls desperate for marriage since 3451!!

even if the man is inside rat hole.

is that lady ur sister? i mean the pics, the backside na ogbonge

Chanchit:
If you check well this couple would be from Zimbabwe.

or kenya

miqos02:
is that lady ur sister? i mean the pics, the backside na ogbonge

Sister to my Aunty cousin niece brother mother's frnd

PLANETMARS:
Shout out to d nairaland babes forming saraki

these days, you can hire people for that.....@d pics

Evegreen:

these days, you can hire people for that.....@d pics

it seem u r dat type

axiliborha:
I blame him too posting dead and unreasonable topics on FP thafuck

in which planet do u live,what is ur heart made of?

...and u are a female?

amiskurie:
in which planet do u live,what is ur heart made of?

...and u are a female?

MODIFY: you are a female is not a question. Next time you quote me make your sentence structure right I cannot stand people and their deliberate act of gbagaun on NL...please take several seats at a time

axiliborha:
MODIFY: you are a female is not a question. Next time you quote me make your sentence structure right I cannot stand people and their deliberate act of gbagaun on NL...please take several seats at a time

Recheck your write-up,you should see how backward and illiterate you are.
In real life,people like are backward,broke and uneducated.