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buzzinlee:
U guys are just daft am sure none of u hv seen 500dollars before not to tallk of 3000thousand dollars .u way talk zimbabwe dollar u a slowpoke

I appear to have hit a nerve. My dear boy, I can sit here and spew expletives more than a seasoned sailor, but I'm still waiting for the sense you're trying to achieve with this thread. Mr. $3000, this is what you consider a sound investment, are you playing with Monopoly money? Or na club money you dey play with?

Rosa & Terry
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I really should stay away from Tumblr...

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I'm not even going to lie, I can sing this without even trying...

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Yes, Charles did succeed in that particular endeavour. **in my best Gina Linetti voice** gross.

I realised that it was high time we got our thread on NL. Oya, let me find all the gifs I've posted on NL.
This scene is certainly my favourite Diaz/Holt scene.

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CC: khalhokage, bykebyke, darey00, ufranklin92, kurupt01, koice

Darey00:
Brooklyn 99

Rosa Diaz: what kind of woman doesnt have an axe?

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Now, if I can find the gif set with the knife, when Terry said he wasn't scared of her, that they all have the same weapons [since they're cops] and she pulls out the great big knife. Omo, I'll just make a B99 thread of NL...

No pics, it went from rubbish controls to finished...

DMC66:
google it you will see they introduced new tool called rope launcher

Oh that one! Dude, if they did that one, Ubisoft would have charged over £100. You should see how much they charge for the hoodies & coats...
Although, this dude made his own. http://www.engadget.com/2015/10/24/real-assasins-creed-rope-launcher/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESFewdU0JcA

What, in the cotton picking hell, is going on here? I'll just watch this frakkery to see what is going to happen...$3000, you couldn't find a better place to invest your fictional money or na Zimbabwean dollar you wan throway?

jumobi1:
Talking about the football game dear. The fight wasn't close. Holly was technically more sound and executed her plan to a T. Even Ronda knew the plan and fell victim to it. Holly's reach was a severe advantage too.

Ah...I was wondering, folks keep mentioning the interview she did with Jimmy Kimmel (or was it Fallon?) that she mentioned Holm's technique & how she wouldn't fall for it, oh she fell...woefully.

DMC66:
Only if it has rope,gears of war damn... that's like the best game ever

Rope? Abeg explain, my mind don confuse...

Darey00:
I actually liked Felicity in Seasons 1 and 2 when she was nursing a huge crush on Oliver. Her babblings were really funny then. But now,she don bold finish...just dey talk to Oliver anyhow. Thats why i want The Flash writers to take it easy with with Barry and Patty.. They remind me of the days when Oliver would go to felicity with crappy lies lol

The thing with Barry & Patty is they're a good fit, but I keep waiting for Iris & Barry to happen.

The quad or the car?

I went window shopping on Friday and saw the Assassin's Creed Syndicate Gauntlet with Hidden Blade at my local GAME, don't worry the blade is plastic, but you could still do damage - you know blunt force trauma...And I think the only reason I didn't get it was it didn't include the game, a statue, soundtrack, art book or a single lithograph. If you expect me to spend almost £40 on a replica from a game, I expect it to include a lot of goodies. Google Gears of War 3: Epic Edition, that's what I expect for £40. The statue alone is worth the money, I should know that ish is huge.

Anywho, would you buy this?

The MGS chassis is a really beautiful sight, saw one at my local GAME & I wanted to carry it home and profess my dying love to it. The pictures I've seen of the Destiny chassis are also pretty neat. And the COD:BO3 does kinda look good as well, okay maybe the neon orange bits would annoy me after 10 minutes...

Classsyalabolas:
my bad..I confuse Iron man with avengers.....

Felcity handles the tech aspect of their operation..she's not a field agent/soldier so she can't be rated with the others....
notwithstanding, she can easily create a variety of sophisticated weapons that would obliterate every member of team_arrow with ease....it's brains over muscle remember? laurel is the weakest link to me...I still love her though

Hence why I specifically said physically...Anywho, I really don't understand the hate folks have for her.

Classsyalabolas:
anti-spambot banned me for 1 hour...
yeah... peggy carter is badass...you are right- they should have made use of MMA-mixed martial arts...wing-chun is too stiff & unrealistic..

@underlined...scarlett johanssen kills it every time.. if there was a magnum opus in fighting scenes- then that part where she was tied up while interrogating those russian mobsters in Iron man 1 was chef d'oeuvre

I just dey feel that melinda....she was the one that voiced Mulan- even at 51, her body remains as flexible as that of a chinese gymnast..

as for that last part of your message- laurel is currently the weakest link in TeamArrow- she's seems like the delicate egg everyone is always protecting..
even small Thea that was born yesterday would easily have her taken to the cleaners in hand-to-hand combat

Dude, that was Avengers not IM1. That's also one of my favourite BW scenes. The weakest link physically in Team Arrow is Felicity, girl can't even shoot straight with her eyes open. Thea was trained by Malcolm* nonstop and is also fuelled by some bloodlust, Oliver had 5 years to hone his skills from various sources, Sara was trained by the League of Assassins, Diggle is military trained, Laurel was trained by a former boxer, got self defence lessons from her father and Nyssa trained her, but was still slightly easy on her. Of course, she's the weakest on the physical front of Team Arrow, only better than Felicity (& Ray & her father, if we're adding associates).
*Malcolm might be an a-hole, but he's one thorough a-hole.

jumobi1:
Close game. I had a few heart attacks and a stroke here and there.

Close game, ke? I watched the whole 8 minutes on facebook. Holms had Rousey chasing her, Holms did her homework, she had a game plan. You saw how red Rousey's face was at the end of round one, that was not from exhaustion. Holms countered as quickly as possible, and whenever she could, she'd counter with a one two punch (don't know if that's the correct term, like the elbow she gave after the punch). Once Ronda dropped on her knee the first time, the end was nigh. Holly sank her hook, line and sinker. Rousey believed her own hype and didn't do her homework.

darkenedrebel:
but she was a nervous wreck & a drunk - she equally over-relied on anti-depressants, & almost got jailed for DUI

I think the hate for laurel stems from the fact that she acts all weak sometimes... plus the martial art choreographer needs to dedicate time to helping laurel with her stunts- just like i told guykhena..
She doesn't seem convincing enough or pass off as someone capable of defending herself whenever she dons that Black Canary suit- so it seems riduculous .... I've watched a lot of Wing-Chun vids & tutorials on youtube & seen a lot of IP MAN, so I can boldly say laurel's fighting moves are horrible..the director needs to focus on that, as a lot of fans are complaining about it...

besides that I don't have a problem with laurel....do you watch Agent of Shield- if you do - compare Melinda May or Bobby Morse's fighting technique to Laurel..

The original BAMF, Melinda May, abeg that one & Bobbi na pro now. The MCU owns it with their fight scenes whether na stunt double or the actors, they're always flawless. The first time you saw Black Widow take down Happy in Iron Man 2, you believed it. Maybe, they should have used the Peggy Carter approach with Laurel, she might not use martial arts, but the woman is a brawler & you can believe she can throw and take a punch. Peggy's fighting style is brutal.

Plus, Laurel is only human, she is/was supposed to be a flawed character, but folks find it okay for all the other characters to be flawed, except Laurel.

searching4loove:
[size=15pt] EVERY ONE KNOWS THE SOUTH EAST HAS THE HIGHEST ILLITERACY RATE IN SOUTHERN NIGERIA. THAT IS WHY THEY HAVE NEVER HAD A MINISTER OF EDUCATION FROM THEIR EROSION RAVAGED REGION. SHAME [/size]

Is that why you're still searching for loove? Since love is not literate enough for you, you aspire for a version that doesn't exist?

I don't understand the Laurel hate, maybe folks just hate the actress, they hated her character on Supernatural. Although in the case of Supernatural, folks hated the Ruby character (as played by all the actresses).

The hate folks have for Laurel makes no sense, they were complaining that she resurrected Sara and kept Sara a secret. Excuse you, Oliver has been the secret keeper since the dawn of time, plus he also resurrected Thea. Remember season 1 Oliver AKA stone cold killer. Papa Lance acting all righteous, he kept secrets from Laurel too, Laurel develops an addiction problem thanks to shtako she went through, everybody pounces on her. Papa Lance falls off the wagon, while on his high horse, he expects understanding. Y'all need to chill, and take three steps back. I'm not saying that Laurel hasn't made mistakes, but y'all need to calm the hell down. Last time I checked, Laurel is not a killer or a serial killer or a reformed killer or resurrected killer or a resurrected former junkie turned killer against her wishes.

bykebyke:
LMAO

As usual, the nine-nine killed it.

Mutaino7:
i actually pity the lady... holmes was calm while ronda was too obsessed with trying to take her out quickly which made her slip up..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84DnVKkBgKM

koice:
Yeah, Holm was calm, patient, systematic and confident, letting her underdog status work in her favor.

Dayum, she got knocked the f**k out. There's a slow mo vine of Ronda getting punched in the face, see me yelling like na me way dey hit for face. Chei! The ripple effect, looking like she was being hit by a freight train or like she was getting some serious g-force. Plus, why didn't Ronda touch gloves? That was a d**k move, not sportsmanlike at all.

Plus, the internet memes are not helping, just saw one with Simba, I'll link it later, after I stop laughing...

UPDATE: Dear Lord, forgive me for laughing...

Ufranklin92:
this is a new show,how is it

If you're a fan of the original film series and a Bruce Campbell fan, then you're golden. If not, you'd just think it's an OTT bloodfest.

The cry I want to cry right now, I own all these games on PS3, even TLOU which I'm too chicken to play.
This is a conversion from euros to pounds...
Patiently waits for Black Friday...**crosses fingers, toes and all crossables**

LWKMD.
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Ash vs. Evil Dead.

FetchUK:
Thought you'd gotten one when I didn't get any email or text about wanting me to inform you if there's a deal.

I've been following deals through HUKD, but I've been waiting to see what Black Friday & Cyber Monday have to offer.

CharleyCharley:
good day, any luck with the ps4 1TB deal?

Still waiting...

Have I Got [a Bit More] News For You.

Bad Luck by Harold Melvin & the Blue Notes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6Zb3T18Jms

I eat rappers with the rhyme, consume 'em
The only f**king thing that you consume is time
I'm super human, my world is like a Rubik's cube
It's too complex girl, you assuming, cupids looming
My mentality's caveman st*pid woman
My life is Truman show, all I have is music hoe
I stopped chasing every chick under the sun many moons ago
So pretend my d**k is a balloon and blow
Cause you better put a fork in it, if you think I'm a lay here just spooning yo
Oh you think you the s**t 'cause I just said you was beautiful
Diabolical, till the last molecule, down to my last hair follicle and cuticle
Rotten to the core, to the bunghole all the way down to my soul, from my head to my toe...
Ever since I was thirteen I learned how to sew, so shut my own booty hole
Cause I ain't took no s**t since I looked down to my nuts and saw my first pubic grow
I told these st*pid hoes when I come back I'm a set this b***h on fire
And this time I don't mean I'm a pour gasoline on some chick and light her
Cause this time when I f**k this world I'm put my whole God-damn d**k inside her
I ain't even put my tip in that hoe yet
I'm go get Nickel and try to rip it wider

Echo by (Eminem) Bad Meets Evil ft. Liz Rodrigues