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What's Up by 4 Non Blondes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NXnxTNIWkc

Anywho back to the topic.
Mmm...donuts...

Taryehmiseh:
Its not an advert...its an android game created by glu.

You'd be surprised how many fake accounts are on NL, some actually make full blown conversations with themselves, it can get rather annoying...

So are you telling us to play this game as part of your PSA or is this an advert?

chimkaire:
... you've finally met the one and only MrCork
...Take a minute and check he's got on his profile pic When you done, come back and continue with the "Tom and Jerry" biz with him/her

Yes-o I've learned, he appears to be an imbalanced individual. I blame myself for giving him the benefit of the doubt.

MrCork, I can't be blamed for your inability to read. I mentioned the Metro newspaper at least three times to you, where it appeared you didn't ever acknowledge it. I even said it in my first post to you, while reffering to Bangays Way in Kent. I showed you two pictures from that day's Metro newspaper. At no point did I ever say I was based in London, my profile clearly states I live in Aldershot.

This is the very last time, I'll ever address you again, since you appear to be the physical manifestation of man attempting to fetch a bucket of water with a sieve.

I know this isn't the best picture, but I was in a hurry and this was the one I got without the cars in the way. I still don't know why there's a pig statue in Winchester...

MrCork:
...sweery but why u keep lieing that u fram London uk?.even me sef,a true Londoner from Pekam to boasst of my £28,000(cash)range rover spot wit alloy wills...swwet hat,really,am tryn to giv u a shance right now I hav moiney but u wiill never find man on nairaland if u hav a atitudes

I see I've finally developed my very own misguided internet stalker...As you can see the poor individual either thinks that London is the only city in England or that London is a country. Sweetheart, invest in your education and less in your transportation.

We appear to be recycling FP posts, someone wrote a similar post months ago.

One day I'll stop taking pictures of Ash station. Blame the clouds.

The only two pictures I took at the Apollo Victoria Theatre for Wicked. Can't remember if I've posted it here or not.

These are from the Great Hall in Winchester.

MrCork:
..the CAO chick juss came outter nowear claim she was ridin a train call metro....chewpiid lie...we don't hav any train calls metro...we only hav magazine calls metro..BUSTED!!!

Reading is highly fundamental. It really appears to be one of your greatest challenges in life. Metro is not a magazine, it's a newspaper - or was the picture too hard for you to see. And actually you can use a metro train, if you live in Birmingham and the Midlands. Stop hanging out with mandem. Goodnight and good luck, I don talk tire. I apologise to the mods of this section, but sometimes one has to help educate lesser beings about their own country. cao out for realsies.

MrCork:
...u want to compare me..a whole Londoner..fine boy no pimples....to thiose yor home base mechanic lookin boy friends with tribal mark.....sweeery truss me...the stand no shance on earth & I aint on there level......ok u claim in from London..what bus come to pekam??

MrCork:
..sharrrap...am I on yor level?...hav u been to London? .. can u areford to drive £28,000 (cash) range rover spot......sweeery ....girs like u can never have the shance to date Londoner like me coz u very rudes & u from the village.......carry on wit thise attitude and truss me...u will never find man on nairaland!!!! Goat....by the way, are u even lightskin sef?

It's a shame you think so lowly of yourself. For the umpteenth time London is not the only city in England. You don't even appear to know the name of any other county in England. When did I claim I was looking for a man? You really are narrow minded and rather thick. Now you're asking me for a bus to Peckham, when did I become a Transport for London representative? You better go to tfl.gov.uk website and use the Journey Planner.

Anywho, it was an absolute pleasure "talking" to you, maybe you'll relocate from London or wherever you might actually reside and learn more about England. Maybe you'll even learn the difference between Great Britain and the United Kingdom. Goodnight and good luck, I'll no longer derail this thread by responding to you.

MrCork:
...sweery do u realizce how many chick try to impress me on nairaland?... U no in Lagos or enugu but still,u muss try to impress me becuz ama London...abi?....loookhear sweery,the good news foe u is That ama lover not a fighter...the bad news for u is that if u keep liein..u will never get the shance to link me..sO..SWEET HART..PLIS STOP LIEIN!!

Your grasp of written English is terrible, are you sure you're in London* and not small London in Abbriba (I can't spell that place to save my life)? You appear not to know the London Underground, National Rail or the Metro newspaper. You seem to think that London is the only city in England. You really need to expand your horizon sweety, stop hanging out with mandem and live a little.

*Although, I've come across a few English people with a terrible grasp of both written & spoken English...

MrCork:
..so u lie u in the UK..abi..tryn to impress me..cool... are u lightskin?.. u fine?

Lie? Why would I lie? Impress who? I'm simply stating facts, it's not my fault that you appear to be ignorant about the country you live in. Or should I say claim to live in... since you were so quick to assume I would lie about a trivial thing - my location.

MrCork:
STOP LYIN MEENNNNNN....DID IT TAKE U 5 MINUTE TO WALK FROM THAT NIGERIA TO OUR LONDON.....SWEERY QUIT TRYN TO IMPRESS ME COZ IT AINT GOOOONO WORK. u NEVAR BEEN TO LONDON AND U R IN THAT AFRICA PLACE!!!! (no ooofeinse)

I see English isn't your first language. London is not the only city in England, you really can't be this thick...

Note to self: Never rely on mobile data on the train, it will take ages to send once you pass Frimley.

MrCork:
^^^^^see this village gyal talkin to a whole Londoner any how?....sweeery doesit looklike am on yor level?...hav u even been to London sef?... I cant imagine drivin any of ma car in that place Nigeria...YOU HOMEBASE PEOPLE MENNNNN!! (no ofeinse)

You do know that London is not the only place in England, right? Apparently, a whole you does not know the free newspaper Metro or are you too posh to use the Underground or National rail in the South East? Clap for yourself. So please re-educate yourself.

Coincidentally, I'm on the train at this exact moment reading my Metro.

MrCork:
OK...NO OFEINSE TO U PEOPLE THER IN THAT PLace NIGERIA BUT DONT YOR ROAD HAV NICE NAMES LIKE BAKER STREET, BOND STREET, PICADILY CIRCUS, MARBLE ARCH OR EVEN SEF, KILBURN HIGH ROAD...... HOW DO U EXPET WE LONDONERS TO TAKE U SERRIOUS WHEN U HAV ROAD CALLD IKOKODUDUKOKO ROAD??...Wha the heck!!! (no oofeinse)

You do know there's a road called Bangays Way* in Kent, right? I'm assuming you read the Metro newspaper, since this was in the press recently... And technically, we can always complain about Welsh roads, since the Welsh are very fond of consonants. So please, carry this your mentality and throw it away.

*For those who might be interested, it was named after Frank Bangay, a parish councillor from that area.

Err...a similar post was on FP (sometime ago, maybe a month or two).
EDIT: This was all the way in December. https://www.nairaland.com/2024660/photos-people-events-places-nigeria#28515963

Onegai:
I'm sorta tired of Orphan Black this season sha...I dunno why, but Clone Awesomeness isn't really doing great things for me. I think they've overplayed it and whilst I love Tatiana Maslany, I think she's showing fatigue with the storylines. I've loved BBC's new "Sherlock" (the CUMBERBATCH!!! )

Nope, I think Tatiana Maslany is doing just fine. Yes, the story does appear stretched sometimes - eg the introduction of Castor, the weirdness that was the Hendrixes as drug dealers and reemergence of Neolutionism, but I guess a conspiracy involving clones & the military was always going go have roots in many places. Tatiana Maslany owns Clone Club with impunity, she wears each clone like a new pair of gloves, even when she's pretending to be someone else (Alision as Sarah, Cosima as Alison, Sarah as Rachel/Alison/Cosima/Beth).

Oh yeah, Sherlock is brilliant.

Too tired and about to go to bed, don't know why I carried myself here, but I'll leave you with the weirdest thing I've seen in Orphan Black...
Context: Alison and Donnie Hendrix have just become rather successful drug dealers, so they celebrate like any normal married couple - by twerking...Still the weirdest s*** I've seen on Orphan Black. Even though, there was a dude in season 1 with a tail and said tail was later cut off, with the cutter [of said tail] dancing with said tail in a club with dub step music playing on the background.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wCsW5bbl4U
You're welcome.

No Sleep by Janet Jackson. I feel like it's the 90s again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_2_VgUdeq4

moneyallowed:
Disease: Early onset Old age. Symptoms; tendency to watch teenage vamp flicks, amnesia and a weakness for young british actors. Mortality:100 percent. Prevention: Avoid all contact with subject namec cao

Err...Being Human was not a teenage show, I usually watch any vampire based film/TV series, but Twilight did not help at all. For those desperate for teen vampire angst, watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer, the TV series not the butchered film (although, I actually liked that film, but I was young and naive).

moneyallowed:
Lol that's original-bitten by a Spider-Vampire hybrid....eesh forget it. Was he a good vamp though? Or one of those that sacrificial fodder types.

Whoops, you missed my edit.

It's weird for me, I'll forever see him as the teenage vampire from an episode of Being Human (and the short spin-off).

EDIT: Bloody hell! I'm confusing my British actors, he looked like that guy for a second...I was thinking of the Welsh actor, Craig Roberts. We'll blame old age and phone, even though the alarm bells should have rang/rung* at 19 years old...

*Damn you English language.

kazzonline:
That link's video quality is better.

You can change the quality on YouTube by simply changing the quality in the settings.

popeferd:
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#ItBeginsWithYou. Voting is on already

You're talking to the wrong woman, I avoid these contests like the plague.

Preboy:
Watching....


So Close[Chinese movie]


for the 5th time, still get sad when the sister dies trying to protect her younger sis

It's been a while since I've watched this, maybe I'll find my DVD from wherever it went to or I'll just watch it online...

Csami:
Link pls

Sorry, it was at the cinema, I know there's a CAMdub out there.

About to watch Spy for the third time, the struggle is real.