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kunlexze:
what is the full meaning of "ATSWA"

henryuzor:
There are 3 levels
3.Professional
2.Skills
1.Application
As an undergraduate of Comp Science, you will have to start from the Application level and progrest from there
For more info visit ICAN website www.icanig.org

jpride:
I really give credit to the writer of this job interview questions/answers ebook for taking me 94% closer to achieving my dream. After reading this ebook, I was able to put up an unmatched performance in a job interview I attended recently. Today I celebrate myself. If you are a job applicant, take advantage of this free ebook. I would have placed the link to the ebook here but I don't know if that will attract a ban or deletion of this post. However, if you will like to get it, just drop your email, I will forward the link to you. Sometimes she expect you to download an app on google play before getting the ebook, sometimes you don't need to. Whichever one, it is absolutely free and unmatched. I love to help you too to land your dream job. Drop your email if you need it

edjeodiri:
Lol

Cwhyte:
Oga go back to school o.
If 12 eggs is N5
How can 1 egg be N2.4?

What you should do is 5/12

asifawarley:
Meaning Of LOL,LMAO,LMFA And BTW.


LOL- Laughing Out Loud

LMAO- Laughing My Ass Off

LMFAO- Laughing My Fucking Ass Off

BTW-The ByThe Way

OMG- Oh My God

WTF- What The Bleep

HMU-Hit Me Up

IDK- I don't Know

IDC- I don't Care

WDYMBT- What Do You Mean By That

LWKMD-Laugh Wan Kill Me Die

JK- Just Kidding

JJ-Just Joking

TBH- To Be Honest

FYI-For Your Information

FML- Bleep My Life

GTG- Good To Go/Got To Go

GB-Good Job

BRB- Be Right Back

BFF- Best Friends Forever

BISLY- But I Still Love You

JTLYK- Just To Let You Know

NM- Never Mind

WB- Welcome Back

IMO- In My Opinion

FWIS- For What It's Worth

NP- No Problem

MTFBWY- May The Force Be With You

OTOH- On The Other Hand

RL- Real Life

SFSG- So Far So Good

TTYL- Talk To You Later

TYVM- Thank You Very Much

TY- Thank You

TTT- To The Top

WRT- With Respect To

OOMF-A Person Not Yet Worthy Enough For Public Affection Via Twitter

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nnamdiokere45:
[09:23, 30/12/2015] Director of sports(gbako): Sup
[09:23, 30/12/2015] Director of sports(gbako): Pasted as received


Attention please!
The clearance for January 2016 shall hold on the 4th Jan. 2016
There shall also be head count as directed by the DG NYSC. This will hold on the 6th and 7th of Jan. 2016
Pls help share the news. Thanks

Confirmed

aliscomonaj:
Wada must be removed, yes he must go. Enough of the stagnations.

alcmene:
The town of Ajetachi in Dekina Local Government Area has been taken over by rampaging hoodlums as they continued to attack voters.

The hoodlums also reportedly attacked and vandalised the PDP campaign office in the town as they chant war songs.

Military personnel were drafted to calm the situation.

No reason was given by the hoodlums for their actions as apprehension grow in the town ahead of the 1:30pm commencement of voting.

Card Reader failed to Read Governor Idris Wada’s hand

Wada’s wife, Halimat Wada name missing on voters list

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/11/kogi-polls-ajetachi-community-under-fire/

nuelzy:
ok...my question is simple...!!


d second pix ...hope say d person from dat other house no go they see linda if she wan baff sha








I soooo love dat house

kazolad:
Hello nairalanders, I am a graduate but I am yet to be mobilized for service. In order not to be idle, I took up a teaching job in one of the private secondary schools in my area.

There is a girl in my class who has being acting somehow since my first day in the school. I found out that she always gives me lustful facial expression in the class. Sometimes, she will come to my office and asked me to teach her some topics in physics which i will explain to her. This continued until last week when i received a call from her ( i don't know how she got my number) and told me she is in love with me. I was shocked because i didn't expect to hear that from her. I told her from that point that it can never be possible but since then, she has being disturbing me with calls and messages. Should i report her to the management or quit the job?

Jskelly11:
Mr.specialist in faulure is a shareholder in arsenal Fc


1.Mikel obi
2.didier drogba
3.Carvalho
4.ferreira
5.quaresma
6.varane
and so on and on

Don4life:
Is is not supposed to be a guide to failing Managers like Mourinho. It is not even a piece of advice; it’s merely some rant by me, a Barcelona fan, who derives pleasure from seeing Chelsea and Mourinho play badly. For the Chelsea fans who have the privilege (or misfortune) of reading reading this piece; this is my opinion, not Jobberman’s.

With that said, let’s get down to it, shall we?

FC PORTO
Mourinho won his first Primeira Liga with a 27–5–2 record 2003
Mourinho also won the Taça de Portugal in 2003
UEFA Cup 2003
Portuguese Super Cup IN 2004
Primeira Liga in 2004
the UEFA Champions League in 2004

Chelsea FC
the League Cup in 2005
Chelsea clinched the Premier League title in 2005 with including the most points ever achieved in the Premier League (95), and the fewest goals conceded (15).
FA Community Shield in 2005
Premier League title in 2006
League Cup in 2007
FA Cup Final in 2007
Premier League title in 2015
League Cup in 2015


Internazionale
Supercoppa Italiana in 2008
Serie A title in 2009
Coppa Italia in 2010
UEFA Champions League Final in 2010
Serie A title in 2010

Real Madrid
copa del rey 2011
La liga 2012
Super cup 2013

IndividualAward
Onze d'Or Coach of the Year: 2005, 2010
FIFA World Coach of the Year: 2010
IFFHS World's Best Club Coach: 2004, 2005, 2010, 2012
Primeira Liga Manager of the Year: 2002–03, 2003–04
Premier League Manager of the Year: 2004–05, 2005–06, 2014–15
Premier League Manager of the Month: November 2004, January 2005, March 2007
Serie A Manager of the Year: 2008–09, 2009–10
Albo Panchina d'Oro: 2009–10
Miguel Muñoz Trophy: 2010–11, 2011–12
UEFA Manager of the Year: 2002–03, 2003–04
UEFA Team of the Year: 2003, 2004, 2005, 2010
World Soccer Magazine World Manager of the Year: 2004, 2005, 2010
LPFP Awards Best Portuguese Manager in Foreign Countries: 2008–09, 2009–10
BBC Sports Personality of the Year Coach Award: 2005
La Gazzetta dello Sport Man of the Year: 2010
International Sports Press Association Best Manager in the World: 2010
Prémio Prestígio Fernando Soromenho: 2012
Football Extravaganza's League of Legends (2011)
PRT Order of Prince Henry - Grand Officer BAR.png Grand Officer of the Order of Prince Henry
Doctor Honoris causa – for his accomplishments in football from Lisbon Technical University

Please Opps, let me see your achievement over the years to reflect if You are a good teacher that ditch out lessons to students

Career Lesson One

Story:
Chelsea FC have only won ONE Champions league trophy and I remember vividly that after that final, the only set of football fans who ‘had the right’ to speak at viewing centres were Chelsea fans. The rest of us dared not, even though at the time fans of FC Barcelona, Manchester United, FC Bayern, R.Madrid, Juventus and a few others had won (or celebrated winning) that same trophy multiple times. But Chelsea got it once and all hell was let loose; they just wouldn’t let us rest anymore.

Again, Mourinho is famous for repeatedly insisting that Arsene Wenger is a ‘specialist in failure’. The guy sees every pre and post match press conference as an opportunity to rant, complain and insult the person of Arsene; that’s more like his favorite pastime. Well, I bring good news; the dude called Mourinho now wins just one match in every month. Now, who’s the specialist in failure? I can’t laugh abeg.

Lesson:
Enjoy your success, but don’t rub it in the faces of other people.



Career Lesson Two

Story:
Chelsea sacked the only coach to have ever gotten them the Champions league trophy (what Mourinho would never be able to do for them) just a season after. The guy was dismissed like he never did anything good for them — the same idiotic way some bosses dismiss their secretaries/typists after a small typo.

Fast-forward to 2015, Mourinho in his characteristic autocratic manner ‘disciplined and dismissed’ the pretty, affable and reliable team physio, Eva Carneiro over some flimsy and almost irrelevant on-field situation. By the way, the Physio was clearly doing her job by attending to the injured Chelsea player– I think it was Hazard…or err Fabregas; can’t really remember, I hardly watch Chelsea matches — they bore me.

Need I remind everyone that that was the beginning of the slump for Chelsea and Mourinho. Apparently, the lady wasn’t just a Physio, she was very integral to the team, she had some influence and even though her impact might not have been very visible on the surface, they only had to let her go to realize their folly. There are people like that in every team. I like to believe that that event affected the team morale and see where they are on the table today — too low for me to even see.

Lesson:
Don’t Sack Your Eva Carneiro.



Career Lesson Three

Story:
Mourinho has a terrible attitude: he blames everyone but himself when things go awry. Many examples come to mind, but one is fresh. When Chelsea lost to Southampton earlier this season in the premiership, Mourinho cleverly brought in Matic, a defensive midfielder, when he needed to score. Now Mourinho perhaps had seen that that match was a lost cause and wanted to take the media attention away from him. Guess what the ‘special one’ did: baba brought in Matic, waited for Chelsea to concede an inevitable goal and almost immediately removed Matic again.

Now the uninitiated in the mind-games of Mourinho would not easily understand that move, but I will enlighten you. By removing Matic after Chelsea conceded that goal, Mourinho cleverly diverted media attention away from himself, and summarily made the Matic the scape-goat by simply making it appear like Matic was responsible for that goal and he had to be removed. In the end, most people blamed Matic, not Mourinho for the loss.

Lesson:
Prepare for downtime. Things will not always go right and when they eventually go wrong, don’t
push the blame to others, take responsibility and man up.



Career Lesson Four

Story:
Mourinho has a consciousness of self that is unrivaled. The man exhibits the highest form of self-love (or selfishness). When he first came to Chelsea after winning the Champions league with Porto, the guy ceremoniously announced to the English media that he was ‘the special one‘. He had a brilliant spell thereafter. Correct me if I’m wrong, I think he later announced himself as ‘the only one‘ (can’t remember if that was in England, Italy, or Spain).

Frankly, Mourinho is a great coach and winner. But the guy doesn’t just praise his teams as much as one would expect especially as his success is largely tied to the efforts of his players. Mourinho however takes more of the accolades for himself. Mourinho competes with his star players for glory and attention.

Lesson:
It’s okay to give yourself a pat on the back for a job well done, but it’s better when you do
more of same to your team. You might be special, but you equally need a great team to succeed.

Pheww…that’s all folks!

crossblane1:
I think glo 3gig for #1000 is better

ivoatt:
it works on all airtel sim.

JuicyStar:
Hmmm...sometimes I wonder the kind of SANS that are out there. They should know better that u don't work out on a judge. That's contempt. They have just made matters worse for their client.

Counsels to the President of the Senate, Senator Bukola Saraki on Thursday staged a walkout at the tribunal, after the Code of Conduct Tribunal insisted on going ahead with its sitting.

The lawyers had argued that the tribunal should have stayed proceedings since the case was pending before the Supreme Court.

Faithluv5:
My people,dem carry me go my third choice o
Ogun
Stream 1
Cc: haywire,hilsocial,keribaby,mobi18,harinholar,ademasta,mistabiola,goldenone,marcelinho,wailing,gazaliah,goodyboo et all
Pls abeg who's going to ogun steam 1