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tobhykillz:
probably

are you done? I had issues uploading my ssce and birth certs. But i think its network problem. They ask me to come back today that he'll try uploading in the middle of the night. God help us!

MrEgbegbe:

Only jobless people take selfies

These lazy non employed girls have taken selfies to another whole new level

Slay Queens, Itz Mizz Precious, Mizz Diamond, Mizz Pretty Angel, the Lord told me to tell you that you're foolish

They take selfies when they wake up from sleep

They take selfies when they go to the bathroom to freshen up

They take selfies when they see any fine car

They're take selfies when they go to the Mall

They take selfies with their food when they want to eat

Excuse me Mrs jobless good for nothing unemployed money begging selfie taker, can you drop your phone for a second and go find a job so you can be useful to the society ??

After they will start calling every man a dog because the guy ran away when he realized he's dealing with a wasted soul

after lots of selfies, na dem dey dorminate jamb registration queue.

How about the uneditable jamb exam year(2016/2017)?

Papacypaul:
do ur best to register

yes, i will. Thanks

Thisboysef:
Alayee jst relax, wait till next week wetin u dey rush for? U jst carry jamb issue 4 head. Why na

guy, thank you. But na just say from my area reach the registration centre n like 120km. Na wetin dey bother me be dat nah...jamb yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

House!!!!!!!!!!!! I am just cofused on what to do. The jamb registration hasn't started over here in taraba state and i have just 6 days to go. *tear rolls down his eyes*
secondly, we have just 4 accredited centres in the whole of taraba, so i'll have to travel to jalingo(state capital) for the jamb registration and the distance is like 120 kilometres from here.
Just imaging the number of people queueing up for the registrration in a state with just four centres, the queue i might meet at the bank when going to get my rrr code. Seriously am just so confused.

Arlik:
You forgot to *sit tight *.

lol. Thanks for the reminder. i will.

tobhykillz:
there's nothing like cut off in NDA...d 50man List will speak F0r u whether u passed or FaiLed!

*sighs* phew *buckles belt*

Uche911:
Yes its true, but its left for the candidate to go and read it up in his/her text book to knw the real answer.
#69 RC candidates guard up#!

ok, thank you.

DOES THE NIGERIAN DEFENCE ACADEMY HAVE A SPECIFIC CUT OF MARK FOR THEIR ENTRANCE EXAMS? IF YES, PLEASE SHARE THE POINT.

HOUSE! WHO ELSE HAS EXPERIENCED THIS; A CORRECT ANSWER IN A CERTAIN YEAR WOULD PROBABLY BE WRONG IN ANOTHER YEAR(regarding the past questions and answers).

SammieLowkey:
Yes, 2000-2012

GUY, ABEG FORWARD AM TO VALENTINEFELIX6@GMAIL.COM ABEG!

How're they going to shortlist applicants for the entrance exams?

tobhykillz:
NDAEE will commence before jamb!!

Papacypaul:
All of you quoting me for PQ, have done my best by sending it to people here,i dnt hav tym to be sending to individuals bcoz its tedious ,also there is epileptic power supply here so cnt waste my battery on sending

SIR, DON'T PLEASE USE THE WORD WASTE. ONE OF US MIGHT BE OF HELP TO YOU SOMEDAY(don't get me wrong) PLEASE TRY AND SEND IT TO ME VALENTINEFELIX6@GMAIL.COM. I PROMISE TO SEND YOU A RECHARGE VOUCHER PIN UPON RECEPTION. THANKS IN ADVANCE.

tobhykillz:
guy just read according to d jamb syllabus even NDA EE sef na jamb standard but the questions are technical

OK. ARE YOU ON FACEBOOK?

PLEASE, SOMEBODY SHOULD HELP ME WITH THE PDF FORMAT OF THE PAST QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS. PLEASE MY MAIL ADDRESS IS valentinefelix6@gmail.com
PLEASE HELP ME.

tobhykillz:
nope

NEVER HAD A PEEP ON THE PAST QUES. AND ANSWERS. BUT I HEARD THAT JAMB QUESTIONS ARE HARDER, HOW TRUE IS IT?(have you got a clue about it?) ENLIGHTEN ME.

tobhykillz:
I'm an aspirant from ondo state

OK, I AM A TARABIAN. DO YOU HAVE THE PAST QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS?

tobhykillz:
How's the morale??

HIGHER THAN BURJ. LOL. ARE YOU AN ASPIRANT? IF YES,FROM WHICH STATE?

tobhykillz:
oga captainbangz u r good to go sir

ok, thank you, seriously i'll love to join the NA, if thats how God almighty wants it. At least to take over from dad. Once again, thanks for the courage.

You're about to get zoned. Talking from experience.

Yes babie. Ayam ear... Wats up?

rebirthforgoody:
He knows himself joor.no need to mention name.I have meant him before but I don't know if he knows me.my love are you there?

*NODES HEAD* YEAH, CHILDISH. ARE YOU A KENYAN?

Nutase:
Childish

iCloud96:
has anyone registered for jamb here

HAS THE REGISTRATION BEGUN?

HEY GUYS! GREETINGS, I'LL LIKE TO KNOW IF I CAN APPLY TO STUDY GEOGRAPHY AS A SCIENCE STUDENTS. SECONDLY, I WROTE WAEC THE YEAR 2013, GOT 9Cs. FURTHER MATHEMATICS ISN'T INCLUSIVE; ONLY GENERAL MATHEMATICS. WHAT ARE MY CHANCES. I'LL APPRECIATE QUICK RESPONSES.

oldfoolnigger:
Yea.thirteen to be precise

WOW! SOUNDS INTERESTING. ARE YOU AN ASPIRANT? GOD HELP US. amen!

hey guys, i'll like to apply. Do they pick specific number of candidates per state like they do to the recruits?

What?

myfantasies:
Geese

nigerianservice:
It can be replaced for you. If you stay in portharcourt i will fix it for you.https://www.nairaland.com/2758348/desktop-laptop-repairs-accessories-portharcourt

THANKS FOR CONTRIBUTING BRO. BUT, I DON'T RESIDE IN PORTHARCOURT I STAY IN TARABA.

phililp:
what OS do u use

ITS WINDOWS vista, BUT I THINK IT WAS UPGRADED TO WINDOWS 7ultimate.

HEY GUYS, I BOUGHT A LAPTOP( AN ACER ASPIRE6735), ALTHOUGH, IT WAS FAIRLY USED. BUT I REALISED THAT WHENEVER I INSERT A CD DRIVE, IT DOESN'T RECOGNIZE THE DISK. I HAVE GOOGLED FOR SOLUTIONS BUT NON WORKED. PLEASE HELP ME, I CAN'T EVEN INSTALL A PRINTER.

Going to HELL!