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SammieLowkey:
This thread has produced cadets in the past. This year shall not be any different, may God see us through in this first lap (AMEN)

Fasten your seat belts, gentlemen the journey begins!

we claim it in Jesus name. Amen!!!

SammieLowkey:
This thread has produced cadets in the past. This year shall not be any different, may God see us through in this first lap (AMEN)

Fasten your seat belts, gentlemen the journey begins!

we claim it in Jesus name. Amen!!!

Hey guys! Whats about the 'reserve' list?

Erngie:
Lol.. na wa o..Why are they so fake, who are they even trying to impress mtchww

lol. They aren't tryna impress, they're tryna make you get jealous up to the extent of pestering your boyfriends....

Na question i answer oh!

Princess4ng:
Me don't know what to tell you o

Princess4ng:
Me don't know what to tell you o

miss sparklebangz! Why the silence?

Walinco:
Goodluck to you guys sammielowkey,captainbangz,ghozky,dann01,asids55,NLproblemchild,miraxzeebility,sikan and others may God crown all your efforts ijn..

more power to your elbow guys...GOODLUCK

thank you bro. You're dabest!

[quote author=ekoson95 post=55680432]Okay, so I’ve been planning on writing this for a long time; but I’ve just been too lazy………just had to kick my head out of my ass to post this.
This is probably gonna be the last meaningful post from me for a while, so for all intending cadets – clean your eyes and listen to me. And please note that whatever I post here is my own personal view and opinion as well as experience – which means u’re responsible for how you understand or interpret it, as it is for infotainment purpose ONLY.

………finally, it’s gonna be a little bit lengthy, so if you’re a lazy reader like me, just close this page, bcoz it’s gonna be pretty booooring.

I don’t even know where to start from………………okay, now lets begin with the

NDA ENTRANCE EXAMINATION (NDAEE)
This smoke exam is the first stage of separating the wheat from the chaff (Oww….sounds awful), and usually, not more than 5% are selected (I said selected, not pass). The goodnews is that unlike JAMB you don’t have to bother about ur NDAEE score as only the BEST 50 are selected from each state. If u don’t make it, doesn’t mean you’re dull, but it means u’re villagemen stepped up their game real good.
However, as of 68RC (my course), they didn’t just select the best 50 straight up, rather it was segmented and stratified according to the faculties in the ratio of 15:10:5:20 for Arts/Social Sciences, Engineering, Military Sciences and Sciences respectively. The implication is that you might be a very smart/intelligent/brilliant Engineering applicant from your state, in fact you might be the 11th person with the highest IQ; but on how u don’t make the top 10 of Engineering applicants, you wont be shortlisted……..while a not-so-smart dimwit who applied to Arts or Sciences might be shortlisted. This is because of the quota allotted to each faculty.

You can see that in the NDAEE you greatest enemy is your fellow faculty-mate from the same state. If I were you, I will pray that they are all dumb-asses. Just kidding!

On the exam day, help yourself and follow all instructions religiously, go with all necessary credentials, right size of photograph, HB pencil etc. Manage, patch, langa and pass the exam.


THE ARMED FORCES SELECTION BOARD (AFSB)

So you’ve passed the NDAEE and ur name is among the top 20, 15, 10 or 5 from each faculty in ur state – congratulations! Now you’ll be feeling like you’ve done what Napoleon didn’t do; don’t worry……that is just the beginning. You’re still closer to zero than infinity.
The screening/selection process is quite comprehensive and elaborate, almost 50% of the shortlisted applicants will go home – mostly from the credentials and medical screening. Better beg all ur village witches to allow you.

When the non-essentials have been sieved out, then comes the main competition between you and ur fellow villagemen – help yourself and distinguish yourself either intellectually, physically or otherwise; but if you’re so dull that you cant stand out………….then pray that all ur other fellow faculty mates from your state die before facing the Selection Board (Don’t say I’m the one that told you).

For specific details about the AFSB, refer to an earlier post on the comprehensive post on the AFSB……….dont tell me you cant find it.

And please, when going to NDA old site for the screening, go with cash…lots of it. The AFSB is the sweetest and easiest part of the NDA story……….you wont understand.


RESUMING FOR TRAINING AT THE ACADEMY

Wow, now that you’ve made the final list as a selected or reserved cadet, you’re happy beyond measure…………and prior to resumption you’ve started wearing camou shorts or face-cap, using fake dog-tags as well as camou wallet. Issorait! I understand you’re very happy and having too much joy, but don’t be carried away – it is the beginning of your problems.
You, on your own, you will regret the day you used . Saturday is d begining of 0ur pr0blems. We've s0ld 0ur freed0m,relaxati0n,luxury life, even 2 sleep, eat or 2 drink even water will n0 l0nger b 0ur right but a privilege. We'll f0rget h0w 2 smile & laugh. Even basketm0uth's j0ke w0nt make us grin let al0ne smile. We're g0ing 2 have our butts kicked,have our heads gr0und. We're g0ing 2 hunch,hang,nack pushups,f0rward r0le & pin heads.We're g0ing 2 embrace different kinds of beating & drilling. Insults & bad w0rds. Our new names'll be bastard,barga,etc

oga mi thanks for the enlightment.

Please endeavour to go to GOD in prayers for our sake!

Princess4ng:
Me don't know what to tell you o

i'll you my miss.... . . . . . . . . . . . . , . . . . . .sparkles

Princess4ng:
Hahahahaha... U funny sha

*blushes* but give me an option! Please dearie!

9jayes:
gudluck broh

thank you bro. I owe you alot.

coolestchris:
two love birds above me

never conclude. She never gree, i still dey try. Wish me luck abeg...

Princess4ng:
Lol... Treat who?? Abeg jor

who did i quote? Can we make it private? thats if you don't mind. I don't mind sending you a PM. Or better still i can create a thread for just the both of us and i am gonna restrict other nairalanders from coming in to interupt our honeymoon...

No be for inside pant cuddling dey happen? Abi dem don change meaning of the word ''cuddling''?

Princess4ng:
Hahahahaha.. U no see as coolestchris deny me point blank

him dey feel say him be boss because of dat thing wey him lean on( the car). Coolestchris no vex oh na joke.
But baybie let me treat you right *winks*

stalingraddd:
thanks bro, I know jst wanted to confirm cus I did not print mine when I registered as that was on d deadline of centre selection i went and selected a centre right away
after getting my reg num

youre welcome. I pray we get to meet during AFSB screening. By God's grace.

Princess4ng:
Lol... Coolestchris... Who is Shinarlaura again after u professed ur love for me.. R u cheating on me

why you want fall my hand na? Abi na because no car background for my profile picture? Lol.

stalingraddd:
is it compulsory that we bring our jamb print out to the exam centre

bro, it is clearly written on your exams addmission card by nobody but the nda exams body. You funny oh seriously. Try not to so you can testify to the others.

Princess4ng:
Lol... Thank u... Chei.. See as my head expand small

mehn you be damsel oh.
Make we do our own coolestchris and shinarlaura na.

NLProblemChild:
Pls. Is it advisable to read jamb past queastions for Nda

yes but the compedium is prefarable because some of the questions aren't from jamb past questions and answers. But you can manage the jamb past questions and answers if you don't have the compedium.

NLProblemChild:
I heard alot abt the nda 0-9 i believed u guys knw alot

please, shed more light. I don't understand.

[quote author=ekoson95 post=55529384]Oh boy, help urself and answer all questions from the four subjects u're to write. Ok thanks

oldfoolnigger:
I don't think that ur friend assertion is authentic. answer everything answerable.don't go give others chance over u cos of this o

ok. Thanks alot.

FearlessDapsin:
My exam card is in black and white. Is there a problem?

go and reprint if you can. using a colour printer( because of your passport) to avoid stories that touch the heart. Just my opinion.
I am a boy; not man enough to be addressed as SIR. PLEASE!

Ronaldo!!!!!!!!

vincenteger:
Plz our exams card ND acknowledgement slip z it coloured

yes it should be coloured to avoid problems with the invigilators/supervisors of which you and i know aren't civilians. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.

ekoson95:
Man, NDA's marking scheme is only known to those that are incharge. I don't know if ur friend's assertion is true or not.

please don't get pissed off. One more question; do you suggest i try to answer all questions?

ekoson95:
Candidates......manage and pass the entrance exams; as easy as it is, it holds 50% of ur chances of getting into my father's academy.



Meanwhile, we're on break now, so if u have any meaningful question (that has no been answered before), don't hesitate to ask.

I wish y'all the best of luck......I'll be waiting for you come September, 2017.

greetings brother. Some one(an exboy NMS zaria) said they nda do negative marking(that is to say any failed question in entrance exams will be minused from the one you passed). Is it true?

HELLO EVERYONE!
THE NDA HAVE UPLOADED A PHOTO OF THE ENTRANCE EXAM'S INSTRUCTIONS. GOTO www.ndaapplications.net and read.
AFTER READING PLEASE GIVE AN INSIGHT BECAUSE...... AYAM NOT UNDERSTANDING.

Government day secondary school, opposite 23 HQ armoured brigade, yola adamawa state.
ANY ONE?

THE ENTRANCE EXAM IS GONNA TAKE PLACE ON MY BIRTHDATE GOD SURPRISE ME. SORRY USSSS

Thats my birth date.
Why will the guys pay times 2 when we all know the chopings still dey ontop their head?

NLevents:
Yemi alade is more popular than she is


Coming to town next month. Nairaland pool party. This is going to be fun. Trust me!

Check my signature for more information

tobhykillz:
lol av uploaded mine since January

by God's grace i think iam done with the application, yola adamawa state anybody?