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RomanceRe: Why Do Girls Value Dating Anniversaries? by CaptainEColeJr1(op): 7:31pm On May 26, 2016
halfricanadian:
Me nah cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
wink .... kiss I always knew .. you're always there for me...

kiss we go be like Kashybaby and Royalblak007 cheesy
RomanceRe: Why Do Girls Value Dating Anniversaries? by CaptainEColeJr1(op): 7:26pm On May 26, 2016
halfricanadian:
Na will just break his head dats all cheesy cheesy

I wud love to celebrate d day we became frnds
The day we started dating
The day he proposed
The day we got married
The day we had our first kiss
The day we had first sex togeda nd many more cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
I love celebration
on the contrary, I hate celebration
. I hardly even celebrate my birthday .. I'm just not a celebration type...
I wonder which girl fit cope with me.. undecided
RomanceRe: Why Do Girls Value Dating Anniversaries? by CaptainEColeJr1(op): 7:19pm On May 26, 2016
halfricanadian:
I value it cos i value every moment with him

smiley smiley smiley smiley who wudnt wanna celebrate d day dey met their lover who changed nd became everything

By d way am single cheesy cheesy
she's here cheesy
Can you break up with him for not remembering the anniversary?
cuz most girls said they will
RomanceWhy Do Girls Value Dating Anniversaries? by CaptainEColeJr1(op): 7:14pm On May 26, 2016
Girls why do you value dating anniversaries so much??
is it really that special?
cuz many of my guys says their girlfriends almost broke up with'em because of that sh!t.

Damn!!!
Girls why? why? why? huh
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Kashybaby And Royal Black by CaptainEColeJr1: 6:54pm On May 26, 2016
KashyBaby:
grin it wasn't his French talking swept off my feet...it was his pidgin that made me drool tongue


Joke aside, royalblak007 has a sense of humor that makes every female here feel comfy with him... kiss

Ohh man. I LOVE this guy soooooo Damn much!
Kashybaby and pidgin be like....

RomanceRe: . by CaptainEColeJr1: 6:22pm On May 26, 2016
Smellymouth:
Hahhahahaah..

grin cheesy Dr Salisu, abeg come back oo.. grin

U don forget stupidity grin
grin grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Who Is Your Most Friendly Moderator? by CaptainEColeJr1: 6:15pm On May 26, 2016
oh Farano my crush wink
RomanceRe: . by CaptainEColeJr1: 5:54pm On May 26, 2016
stupidity:
am giving out free toto, uncut, unedited, continous gonking till mama's call. And you dare tell me my name explains something to you?? Dafuq!!! Bro, the totos are free. FREE.
Smellymouth .. Dr Salisu forget to carry this one grin
RomanceRe: Ladies , Can You Handle This? **watch this Video** by CaptainEColeJr1: 4:10pm On May 26, 2016
MrCork:
...my niggga...if u waz hear in London...truss me..i would have reported u to immmigration loooongest time....GUYS like u are a big disgrace to nigeria...Singapore police clearly arrrrested a Nigerian 419 man who break womens heart.. and all becozzz they exposed him...u get angry sayn I disgrace Nigeria...how did i disgrace the Nigerian when he clearly adddddmited he waz IBO and he do fraud...did u see me force him to say any tin?.... Mennnnnn if u waz hear in london...i swaaaar u wud hav beeen deported loooongest time coz we hate 419 people....they are an embbbarassssment to we Londondoners and to our Queeen elizaabeth of Wales...issssit my fault he is IBO or isssit my fault he disgraced Nigeria...or isssit my fault he s IBO?...GROW UP!! undecided
You're more dumber than I thought .. I find it hard to comprehend the fact that you stay in London and you're this dumb undecided

Your comment depicts evidence of illiteracy and lack of exposure

Your writing skills are so crude .. even my six-year old sister will beat you in a spelling bee


You are truly a disgrace to Londoners.. If I were in London,I'd have fished you out and give u a dirty slap.. toddler!

and you said you'd have reported me grin you're a joke .. an immigrant reporting another immigrant .. you must be fluff undecided


If truly you're a Londoner, you'd have been more inclined to racism than tribalism .. you damaged headed mosquito


who knows? you might be living in the streets and collecting unemployment grants from the British government


Dimwitted monkey... tribal fagggot..


You should be my PA .. so I can teach you sense

fluffy morafucker!!!
PoliticsRe: Amina Mohammed Meets With Uhuru Kenyatta - Photos by CaptainEColeJr1: 2:16pm On May 26, 2016
she and her colleague Kemi Adeosun need to drop their British accents and focus on the Niger-Delta... because that's where the main economic problem is emanating from undecided
RomanceRe: Ladies , Can You Handle This? **watch this Video** by CaptainEColeJr1: 1:52pm On May 26, 2016
MrCork:
^^^^^^^another angry female.....calm down...madam but y r u angry becoz a nigerian drug dealer waz exposed & singapire police clearly said ibo man brung drug to singapore......i dint say it..the police did....why do homebase niherians like u get upset everytime they arrrrest a nigerian drug dealer....r u proud?...all I simply did waz expose the 419 crack head....did I do somtin wrong? (No oofense)l undecided
Incase you don't know me... I am CaptainEColeJnr.

Ask the mods..they know me too well,they're tired of banning me.

over 4 accounts of mine have been banned

But it doesn't deter me,and I'll erase the sanity out of you

what's the purpose of this thread?.. simple! to promote tribal hate

it only shows you're nothing but a tribal bigot that was begotten from the dustbins..

an animal like you should be left to roam in the wild Sahara

you lack a civil mind,the demographics of your reasoning is very homogeneous ... lack of sense and lack of reasoning joined together

You bloody stalker,you're so good a stalking NL ladies that you don't realise that you're Judy a deranged money!

Oh.. probably you're a drug dealer in Peckham... Good luck.. cuz if you're caught.. you'll be deported to the dust bin you came from
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Long Snake Killed At A Poultry Farm This Afternoon by CaptainEColeJr1: 12:51pm On May 26, 2016
nonstan:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROV-U-3YYmc

Watch d fight BTW king cobra and blackmamba
just watched it... didn't see any fights undecided
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Long Snake Killed At A Poultry Farm This Afternoon by CaptainEColeJr1: 12:46pm On May 26, 2016
Ramcie:
This is a King Cobra. Can be identified by the markings on its belly. This is really big only few shown on NatGeo are this big. Very very dangerous. When it wants to strike, it lifts half its body off the ground to look even more intimidating. They are mostly found in plantations cause of the abundance of rodents grin
king cobras are only found in South Eastern Asia or Indonesia ... they aren't in Africa.

the snake is definitely a black Mamba of black specie.. they're the only snakes (apart from king cobra) that can grow up to 11 feet long... the OP is indeed brave.. because a singular bite from this deadly snake will kill a man in seconds .. and you'll hardly find the anti-venom in most Nigerian hospitals ... their venom is neuro-toxic which means it paralyses the vital organs of the body leading to immediate death.
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Long Snake Killed At A Poultry Farm This Afternoon by CaptainEColeJr1: 12:38pm On May 26, 2016
Mckandre:
dude that's a big cobra
cobra? undecided

that's a black Mamba .. one of the most venomous snakes in the world.. and the fastest also.. it can grow up to 11 feet long.. and 5 milligrams of its venom is enough to kill a man in seconds and to paralyse am elephant in minutes...
its mostly found in Southern Africa and South Eastern part of Nigeria and Ghana
RomanceRe: Ladies , Can You Handle This? **watch this Video** by CaptainEColeJr1: 11:57am On May 26, 2016
MrCork:
...son ..am a lover not a fighter...the last comment was posted on YouTube by Singapore police...u Dont belief me ..check the footage. And if u have YouTube assess...even the boy admited it(No oofense) undecided
You're a dimwitted fool from a plastic generation.. what brought about this tribalistic hate undecided

Now I know you're nothing but a deranged nincompoop!

Your mother should have sold you to modern day slavery

you're of no worth to this generation

you useless cow.. you deserve to be in the darkest part of hell

Malnourished HIV patient .. God-forsaken puppet.. try me and I'll send you to the hottest part of Hades..

When I'm through with you.. no one will signal you to deactivate

You useless molecule of used condom

You reason haywire ... and you're as useless as dust

Bloody asshole from a fúcked pússy
RomanceRe: See Absolutely Stunning Pictures Of Northern Nigeria by CaptainEColeJr1: 9:25am On May 26, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
Lol. Trust me she'll be back.



What I don't understand is how the impersonate and still go jumping upandan forming 007
bro if u ask me,na who i go ask?

Attention seeking bafoons!
RomanceRe: Who Is Your Favourite Romancelander and for what reason?? by CaptainEColeJr1: 8:32am On May 26, 2016
donkizzydaboss:
it owk bro bt this country hasn't given us enough chance to go wild but one just have to defend one's country
yea .. spot on bro!
RomanceRe: Who Is Your Favourite Romancelander and for what reason?? by CaptainEColeJr1: 7:14am On May 26, 2016
donkizzydaboss:
banning on what count??didn't they see what went on??i went through every page of that thread
Well.. the ban doesn't scare me.

I'll do it again and again .. even on Facebook,am always a thorn in the flesh of Zulus especially on CNN page cool
RomanceRe: South African Man Claims To Have Slept With Over 100 Of His Twitter Followers by CaptainEColeJr1: 7:11am On May 26, 2016
MduZA:
Zulus will be your nightmares untill Jesus comes back...
The only nightmare I can get is Zulu girls ... cuz I'll fúck their pússy to cinders cool
EducationRe: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptainEColeJr1: 7:08am On May 26, 2016
JY01:
its quite interesting... The one am watching currently.. Six flying dragons.... I guess I'll calculate d number of characters in d movie when I get to d exam hall cool
hehehe.. I stopped watching those sh!ts long ago.. it's too addictive meeehn... biko
EducationRe: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptainEColeJr1: 7:02am On May 26, 2016
JY01:
lol... U argued with a lady again? One day nairaland z gonna get tired of banning u....
lol grin
Don't mind dose mods Jare..
so how's post ume preparation going?
RomanceRe: See Absolutely Stunning Pictures Of Northern Nigeria by CaptainEColeJr1: 7:00am On May 26, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
she has removed her dp grin cheesy grin
lol... I always knew that dp was fake, it was trending on IG before
RomanceRe: See Absolutely Stunning Pictures Of Northern Nigeria by CaptainEColeJr1: 11:34pm On May 25, 2016
stfuareyouG0d beat me to it ... oya Northern abi kilo'nje.. come and defend yourself. angry
EducationRe: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptainEColeJr1: 11:23pm On May 25, 2016
JY01:
Chai... Same p here.... Na Korean film I even dey watch now sef... I pity me cry
grin you watch that sh!t ...
Its CaptainEColeJnr
I was banned as usual grin
RomanceRe: Who Is Your Favourite Romancelander and for what reason?? by CaptainEColeJr1: 11:15pm On May 25, 2016
halfricanadian:
Awwwww tanx kiss kiss
kiss kiss
RomanceRe: Who Is Your Favourite Romancelander and for what reason?? by CaptainEColeJr1: 11:11pm On May 25, 2016
halfricanadian:
Awwwwww cry cry

I love u o kiss kiss kiss kiss
If you had a twin, I'd still choose you" kiss my love
RomanceRe: Who Is Your Favourite Romancelander and for what reason?? by CaptainEColeJr1: 11:07pm On May 25, 2016
halfricanadian:
Good grin missing u embarassed
my love kiss Just imagine am there with you.. im
distance ain't a barrier,
Actually,
I miss you more cry
RomanceRe: Who Is Your Favourite Romancelander and for what reason?? by CaptainEColeJr1: 11:03pm On May 25, 2016
halfricanadian:
Ow are u na kiss kiss
am cool.. how was ur day?
RomanceRe: Who Is Your Favourite Romancelander and for what reason?? by CaptainEColeJr1: 10:59pm On May 25, 2016
halfricanadian:
cheesy cheesy she is my twin o
ok... Na girls una be.. wetin concern me ..

cool ..
RomanceRe: Who Is Your Favourite Romancelander and for what reason?? by CaptainEColeJr1: 10:50pm On May 25, 2016
halfricanadian:
U lashed my twin punkyv shocked shocked shocked shocked
twin? huh
Well she was banned too cool
But you can check out her alternate
DoreanColorean. not sure of the spelling
RomanceRe: Who Is Your Favourite Romancelander and for what reason?? by CaptainEColeJr1: 10:44pm On May 25, 2016
halfricanadian:
Wat did u do embarassed
it was for lashing punkyv and those yeye Zulus... cry

But don't worry .. I'll change grin
RomanceRe: Who Is Your Favourite Romancelander and for what reason?? by CaptainEColeJr1: 10:38pm On May 25, 2016
halfricanadian:
embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
Sorry
kiss kiss kiss kiss
thanks my sweetheart kiss kiss

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