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Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by captainflash(m): 4:38pm On Dec 01, 2015
Shot @ Rebel tha vamp!



Rebel the vampire who bite like a dog/ was exposed like a sh1t on a road/ could he stand the fist and the blow?/ he can only try but the end result are worse than a critical stroke/



He claim to be the best and a rap star/ formulated by his st.upid masters/ a farmer for that matter/ you'll say you got swagger/ but all i see on you is a green shirt from yaba/



I could murk you with ease/ beat you with fist/ till you beg and sh1t/ but i'll still feed you with beans/ then have you grabbling with razor and peeling off your own face/ while i spray your peeled face with a cane of mace/


you bite streetwize/ with a big byte/ and claim to be the real guy?/ you're a disgrace to this site/ like decay bones and filters/ worst than second handed combs and nickers/ so its certain the rebel must flee from this section with only his pant and slippers/


i punch u iron/throw u to the lions/then fix a cell to ur head, till u become positive charge.....i'll keep floging u with anode/

bitter...
PoliticsRe: I Actually Left $5.6billion In NLNG Alone But No One Is Talking About It:Diezani by captainflash(m): 2:34pm On Dec 01, 2015
Lie Lie Lie, you left nothing but something for u and ur family to enjoy ..... Who this woman want lie for?
undecided
PoliticsRe: Senate Approves Fg’s N574bn Budget by captainflash(m): 2:27pm On Dec 01, 2015
Hope the money would be used for something better?


undecided
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Arrested At Fuel Station In Maiduguri by captainflash(m): 2:15pm On Dec 01, 2015
Ok now buhari is getting back what he lost before!

cool


2016, a year of blessing, sucess, and prosperity, at least we are heading foward!


click Likes if you believe



cool
PoliticsRe: We Promised 5,000 Naira To 'Vulnerable Nigerians', Not Graduates - Lai Mohammed by captainflash(m): 2:09pm On Dec 01, 2015
PassingShot:
That you guys are barely literate doesn't make everybody become like you. At least you can easily find the document containing the campaign promise here so that we help you understand it.
You're the iliterate, APC SCAM
PoliticsRe: We Promised 5,000 Naira To 'Vulnerable Nigerians', Not Graduates - Lai Mohammed by captainflash(m): 2:01pm On Dec 01, 2015
undecided

Chaiii Lie Lie mohammed, let me bring my lie detector so you could tell the truth for once in ur life, Apc is nothing but scam, chaiii, so people where the get hope for 5k are just wasting their time? create employment, una no want create,make road, una no want make, electricity nah yawa, chaii....una lie the smell die, am feeling it, undecided A1 in lies
PoliticsRe: In Pictures:Goodluck Jonathan Commissions DSP Alamieyeseigha Way In Bayelsa by captainflash(m): 1:55pm On Dec 01, 2015
Ya, he's the man of the people, and this is what we call change, and not the one of eye service.......cool Nice one GEJ
PoliticsRe: Ghana Gets Power-generating Ship To Curtail Outages by captainflash(m): 1:50pm On Dec 01, 2015
What is this one saying?

OXYGEN01:
Your stupidity has no boundaries. So I guess ogun state or wateva makes 3/4 of nigeria becos the whole of that zoo called nigeria is just about 4 times the size of Ghana.
Oil producing country without electricity and a fool like you is happy
No wonder your useless country is no where near GHANA.
Then you're one among the monkeys living in the zoo..

No offence!!!
PoliticsRe: Lokoja-okene Road Is No Go Route. Travelers Take Note by captainflash(m): 1:22pm On Dec 01, 2015
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CelebritiesRe: Actress Ayo Adesanya Shows Off Her 11 Year Old Son by captainflash(m):
Why is the boy so dark?

hmmmm..well,

i can see the hand work of Bleaching cream in her life
CelebritiesRe: Judith Okwunodu Releases Promotional Photos As She Stages Football Tournament by captainflash(m): 1:05pm On Dec 01, 2015
This gown get as e be ooo, abi the gown want sweep ground for her to pass? grin grin

See her legs, chai, yam legs sure pass this one grin grin

Her short nah pant ni, All in the name of fashion grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Photos Of Civilian Beating Up An Army Officer by captainflash(m): 12:58pm On Dec 01, 2015
And people wey no get job go the separate fight,

The army man nah mumu, upon all the training the man received.

without their guns and weapon, some of them are olodozzz in term of fight...why didnt they allow the civilian man to teach him a lesson.... undecided
CelebritiesRe: Moyo Lawal Strips To Her Underwear To Celebrate December (pic) by captainflash(m): 12:51pm On Dec 01, 2015
Airforce1 i smell ur lies bro, take it easy, nobody go know.

Believe me, her dressing is nonsense, na mumu people go the happy for this kind dressing..
PoliticsRe: Buhari To Visit Lagos For Launch Of Police Chopper by captainflash(m): 12:02pm On Dec 01, 2015
Nah only 3 chopper them the happy like this? nah shame ni, when we need 10 they are getting 3, the time will come when this two will become an eye-sore..


undecided
PoliticsRe: Photo Of Emir Of Kano, Sanusi Lamido With A Lovely Woman by captainflash(m): 11:56am On Dec 01, 2015
Henhen, nah him wife? how many wife him want get ni? undecided
PoliticsRe: Photos-Jonathan Commissions Dickson's Projects In Bayelsa by captainflash(m): 11:53am On Dec 01, 2015
GEJ The baba of the people, nice work @ DICKSON
cool

This is what we call change not the one of eye service..
CelebritiesRe: Wendy Williams Displays Her Massive Boobs At The Beach {must See Photos} by captainflash(m): 11:17am On Dec 01, 2015
Massive boobs ko, acid foot ni, i only saw yam legs with i was white body....the op was wrong, their is nothing sexy about her jor.. undecided
CelebritiesRe: Lami Phillips: My Husband Is Still Toasting Me After 18 Years by captainflash(m): 11:09am On Dec 01, 2015
MzPecs:
For real? shocked

Do I always do that? angry
Yes...................you're always on people matter.. undecided Thank God you have change.. cool Buhari don try for u. cool
PoliticsRe: PHOTOS: Buhari And The Minister Of Environment, At UN Climate Change Conference by captainflash(m): 7:28am On Dec 01, 2015
Is not a new thing to us, as far as he's bringing some men to tour the country.....................................issokay!!!!
CrimeRe: Human Traffickers With 26 Children Arrested In Ogun State (Photo) by captainflash(m): 7:23am On Dec 01, 2015
Beat the hell outta them,
mumu people, you dnt have job to do, your mate are busy making money, you are here Stealing people's children, olodozzzzzzz, you people don't have common sense, their brain is like that of a radius.......
Nairaland GeneralRe: Welcome To December,all Nairalanders by captainflash(m): 7:11am On Dec 01, 2015
Happy new month @ Y'all, Click like if you believe this month is a month of blessing n sucess
PoliticsRe: Diezani Madueke Flown Back To Nigeria For Spiritual Help - Sources by captainflash(m): 7:05am On Dec 01, 2015
Gombs:
my Hero!
get well soon jare! you made sure we didn't queue for days on amazingly long queues.
your only crime was to be a southerner with massive knowledge and intelligence... and on top of it all, you're female.
God bless you.
I forbide that kind of hero, a hero that stole our money just to feed her self n her family? na eye service hero be that ooh......i pray God should forgive her
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Aigbe & Follower Fight Dirty On Instagram by captainflash(m): 9:21pm On Nov 30, 2015
So how is that my business? let her fight, its her hobit undecided
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Can’t Stop Us ‒ Shi’ite Leader by captainflash(m): 9:04pm On Nov 30, 2015
sameer1212:
How are you?
midehi: a 9yrs old kid blocking for space.
PoliticsRe: RRS Patrol Vehicles Stationed In Strategic Points Across Lagos (photos) by captainflash(m): 8:59pm On Nov 30, 2015
vivianblog3:
Today Monday 30th of November 2015 , as seen in Lagos state , after the previous commissioning of over 4.6 Billion Naira security project by the Governor of the state Gov Ambode , Newly commissioned and rebranded Rapid Response Squad patrol vehicles stationed in strategic points across Lagos for effective policing, see Photos below.
Source http://www.viviangist.com/rrs-patrol-vehicles-stationed-in-strategic-points-across-lagos-photos
Cc; lalasticlala
And i believe u were caught @ Op undecided oya lie nah..
PoliticsRe: Nigeria: NACA Discovers 3,500 Male Sex Workers In Abuja by captainflash(m): 8:40pm On Nov 30, 2015
End time g.ay their butt and front will soon swell


yeye people, when God created adam and eve, he didnt create adam and steve,

st.upid olodozzzzz, common sense una no get, girl don finish for world ni...mumu.
PoliticsRe: REPORT | Boko Haram Destroys Nigerian Military Base, 107 Soldiers Still Missing by captainflash(m): 8:33pm On Nov 30, 2015
RisingSun1:
While the dull•ard is in Paris conference drinking tea
I pity u, yeye post, buhari doesnt even know u, weather u exist or not, u dy here the shout untop ur voice like lekki bus conductor..
PoliticsRe: MASSOB Expels Uwazuruike, Picks New Leadership. THE NATION. by captainflash(m): 8:16pm On Nov 30, 2015
Yeye news, SMH
PoliticsRe: EFCC Arrests Bashir Yuguda And Others Over $2billion Arms Deal by captainflash(m):
Sh1t
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Strikes Again In Adamawa, Burns Down Military Artillery by captainflash(m):
No be say nah animals, but People papa, brothers, uncle and aunty, cousin, nephew, niece for that matter,


Our leaders are watching but they cant' act,

this so call change nah comfirmed eye service..

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