₦airaland Forum

RemoveKebab:
A Chinese will see gecko nugget

Roaches nugget is their favourite.

Love800:
It must be from her home.

So when she was turning the pack into her bowl, she did not see the gecko?

Let us start learning how to make our own cereals. Atleast a nairalander here taught how to make cornflakes!

I have experienced the same thing too before but I know it's my fault.

After opening any cereals and any nylon especially packaged food stuffs, always ensure you roll back the opened edge 4 to 5 times and use a clip to lock it properly. (Will show you pics how I do mine when I get home)

Mine was mice inside a milk pack....I was half way done eating too when I notice the pack was dancing on the dinning table. I still never get it off my head. Infact this post reminds me of the horrible feelings I had for over 2years because of it.

Often times, it has nothing to do with the producer or manufacturer, but the way the consumer stores and preserves the products after opening them.

MrJames007:

Honestly, I don't know why they keep calling him to the team.

Maduka Okoye, Victor Boniface, Moses Simon and Alex Iwobi should not be called to Nigeria squad again.

This Rwanda team play better football than our boys. They are more tactful and more determined.

santaclaws:
If not for selective justice, most Nigerian politicians are supposed to be in jail... They commit too much crimes! Useless set of people.

Nigerian electorates commit even worse crimes by collecting handouts and voting for useless politicians.

Switinthemiddle:
So we all had a family get together today... my little sis.... She works in lagos and doesn't have time to come around except during weekends or end of the month.

She stopped over at her bf of 3 years place and decided to come meet up with the rest of us at church today... But it turns out she forgot her phone at his place and before she could return back he went through her phone and found out she was double dating..Lol'. .

Now she's at home crying cuz he broke up with her even though we all know he is also double dating 😂😂 too... So how do we settle this matter bayi....

Since the song by burna boy... Las las , has been forcing it's way outta my mouth

Nigerians don't understand the term dating!

At dating stage, your sister can have as many dating partners as she wants because that's the stage of getting to know each other.

If she gets to know only one man, and he messed up like the one you discribed, then she will feel jilted. And this goes both ways. At dating stage, nobody owns anybody.

As soon as she identifies the one that's committed and and engaged to him, that's when the dating stage ends.

Kingosytex:
Aba made shoes😁
Aba made Gucci 😅
Aba made Champagne😁
Aba Power😂

Aba things dey always get kleg😂

On a serious note, it's high time we started taking precautions. Why do we joke with lives in this country?
The residents should sue the hell out of Aba Power.

You also joked before getting serious in your above submission/analysis.

I need to investigate what is touch what!

Which one was there first?

Was your building built close to the wire?

Or

The electric wire was mounted close to your building?

Which one was there first?

PHIPEX:
So the Judge will leave the court when a phone rings? Isn't it the owner of the phone that should leave? Think and think again

Go back and read my complete message. My hand hit submit button before I finish typing.

The MOG in this case is not comparable to the Judge in a court. You have to compare Apple for apple.

You have to compare court judge with church "God". And it's always unfortunate because nobody knows what God himself do or will do.

That's why I used the word "guess" in that line....."I guess that's contempt of God". We always don't know what God will do or has done!

You make a post and also indirectly making judgement at the same time.


If a phone rings in court it becomes contempt of court. In similar way, I guess it becomes "contempt of God" if it rings in church especially when the MOG pardoned the first ring.

In any case, it seems Christaindom is confused. That's what happens when they left the core message of Salvation and everyone turns prosperity preacher just because they have a sweet mouth as a motivational speaker.

RealityKings1:
Bianca don dey old ooo

Some senators are still tripping.

Yes, including Aladdin of Oyo

Bobloco:
Daniel Bwala has now been called upon to come and eat. But first, he will have to swallow the words he previously directed against Tinubu.

Reno Omokri should be next to be called upon. He has been more sycophantic and has done exceptionally well in his attacks on Peter Obi, the Obidients, and the Igbos.

Where have you been? Daniel and Reno have been singing praises of PBAT for over 6months now. There's no permanent enemy in politics. Even Biden and Trump had hand shake yesterday. You will think Atiku and Tinubu are not talking!

FarSide:
Nobody lives forever after all. They helped rig election and install a known drug lord and a perennial looter into office but karma strikes back.

What karma?

Are you perfect yourself? Talking as if you will live forever. Just respect the dead, and let God be the judge.

7000 people wan kpai at a go! I will always prefer bungalow to high rise buildings.

It's wrong to be asking your partner what she doesn't have control over.

Suffering Promax....Typical life of Japa people.

Who did he take over from?

NoFoodToCook:
Last Thursday would've been a day I would've become homeless and brought back to POINT ZERO (even clothes I won't have again to wear) even when i'm still trying to build myself.

I live in a face-me-I-Trouble you compound and what usually happens in such compound is not strange to many.

Where my two neighbors cook, it's just a place near the entrance of their room door as there's no private kitchen and their cylinders are not far from each other.

On the said day, while one neighbor had already put on her cylinder, burning actively and cooking, the other came back from refilling her own cylinder.

In the process of the second fixing the burner on her cylinder, the regulator cut and the gas she just refilled was released uncontrollably.

Of course there's a serious panic and they started shouting and running away, including my very self. I was only on boxer in my room when it happened and that was how I ran out with only my phone I was holding at hand.

Due to the panic nobody even thought of putting off the cylinder that was burning. We all ran out and left the area like that.

Guess what?

Even when the released gas covered the entire building, it didn't cash fire from the one that was burning.

Please, who can explain how that was possible?

It was after we didn't hear noise from the cylinder that someone checked back and the other was still burning even when everywhere was smelling gas.

I strongly believed it was God that showed Himself. Otherwise, there would've been an explosion and the entire building would've been on fire.

I returned all the praise to God for the wonder miracle that is beyond what mouth can say.

There's no miracle about it. The released gas has either not gotten to the flame-envelop of the fire or the quantity released is still well below the LFL of propane/butane.

castins:
I currently work with a multinational company here in Nigeria, I have a son and my wife to take care of.

My wife is a registered nurse.

I want her to travel abroad for further studies, I have some savings already. And I eat. #1.5 m+ monthly.

Please can you suggest best countries she can go for studies and also with prospects of getting permanent residency soonest.

Send her go US. With that statement Trump made that he will grant citizens to foreigners that graduate in US schools, I believe he will do so. He's a talk and do President.

Edygrin:
STFU man are you my lecturer, if you don't know how to move around Google better say so than proving you're ignorant.

In the first screenshot I just shared you can see Google referencing the punch that over 150,000 Nigerians applied for visa in 2023, the second screenshot Google referenced Intel point that just over 7300 visa were approved, in the 3rd screenshot Google referenced the US embassy website in Nigeria about the cost of non refundable application fee.

I'll not take you to the river and still force you to drink water, if you think the statistics is fake then you can go to the US EMBASSY.

I will leave you to it. Google.com is a reference. Bravo. You won.

Faithings:
I look skinny. I admire people whose physique show average flesh. The fact is that I am not naturally a skinny person. This means I can actually gain weight with the right food consumption. However, I don't really know the right choices to booster my wish. Experience people in this community, put me through, maybe someone out there too.

Be careful what you are wishing for. People that has weight are also complaining ooo.

Just make sure you're eating your normal "average" 3square meal and maintain a good hygiene.

Edygrin:
Stop showing your stupidity, google can redirect you to the US embassy website and other sources from which you can get the data.

Is this how you give reference to your projects in school? So you leave your lecturer to go dig it on search engine.

SMHFU!

But VDM too is "physically" transforming into a woman in the name of stupid wokeness".

How is he different from Bobrisky? He plait his hair, put rings for ear, put rings for nose.

It remain biological genes for him alter.

Is he not been hypocrite now?

Edygrin:
Google.com

Google is just a search engine that returns GIGO information. I'm asking for official data/report such as from home office, immigration, visa processing centers et al.

Google search can return me to even this your post on nairaland or any post for that matter that anyone put online in respect to the key words. If you're giving references, you state the references in its original "https://..... format that leads straight to the subject.

If I copy Google.com to a web browser, it will only take me to Google homepage and not to the reference/source of the subject matter.

I hope this clarifies on how references/sources are to be quoted.

Edygrin:
The sooner we realise that these foreign embassies are using us to cashout the better for us.

In 2023 about 150,000 Nigerians applied for US Visa and according to the US embassy the application fee is about $185 which is about N305k and only about 5% of the 150,000 people that applied were successful, meaning about 142,000 application were rejected which amounts to just over $26M.

Meaning the US embassy in Nigeria made over $26M in 2023 from rejected Visas alone.

If we had a government, every embassy would be ordered to refund all or 90% of all rejected Visa fees. But here we are, we keep making money for these countries while we're still indebted to them via loans.

I just have to modify to add that in naira that amounts to over NGN43B, that's the allocation of an entire state in a year, and that's for the United States alone, now do your calculation for the UK and others, you'll understand why these people will never allow Nigeria to work.

Where did you get this statistics from?

Don't you know that after the win, her Dad is a President for all the political parties.

Haven't you see Trump himself wearing a blue tie?

Seems you are a CNN propagandist too?

fabuloz1:
So going by your analysis of how "The average Nigerians" live their lives, not having a smartphone. Does the average Nigerian go to clubbing ?

That's why I said that is his own top 10. I did not disagree with him, I'm only saying everybody's top 10 will be different and that he should feel free to write his out.

TJOS:
I disagree.

Internet connection should be considered the number one utility and should stand as a separate bill from other utility expenses. Even during challenging times, people rely on social media to stay connected. Additionally, job seekers are increasingly active online in their job searches.

You can write your own top 10 out. That's his own top 10 on the "average" Nigerian. The "average" Nigerian don't have any phone let alone using smart phone.

They will soon come bring down the house for him.

Would she rather marry the one she loves or the one that loves her?

Life is all about taking calculative chances based on available choices.

Tellmeastory:
The man that some so-called Nigerians love so much actually hates the very look of your faces, and wants nothing to do with you.

How shameless is your slave mentality to even consider supporting this racist man?

According to the UK Guardian newspaper, a few years ago, ''Donald Trump bemoaned a lack of immigrants to the US from “nice” countries “like Denmark [or] Switzerland”...

His words:

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/apr/08/trump-immigration-north-europe

As long as they are not illegal immigrants. There's no time he ever said he prefer illegal immigrants from Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Switzerland.

Illegal immigrants are menace to every country.