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What a life we are in , so complicated ,so amazing, so strong ,so direct and indirect
Mr opeyemi My name in uche okafor I am from cross river state ikom local government

I meet oluwabisi in the year 2009 she was a fat girl a little bit beautiful and so dedicated, she was just like a girl that want a man badly back then so she would do anything that would make her to be close to her man ,to be truthfully bisi was a perfect girlfriend if not a perfect wife . then when we where both in mapoly she would come to my hostel wash my cloth,cook for me and she even pass huge time with me.

I saw bisi as a girl that is some how lonely it took me just 26 min to toast her and she agreed back then,she told me some of her experience in relationship how they failed

Me as a guy i was a top class Casanova i like dating here and there when I was dating bisi back then I dated 4 girls along with her tho she was the most dedicated but my interest in her in not huge because that time I don’t have that liver to get in marriage diccusion with anyone

To cut the story short I find a way to break up with her some how , I told her my mum hate fat girls and me personally did not like ugly girls after dating her in school for 3 years

She beg me ,she cried ,she said back then I was her only hope because she did come from a poor family .when she beg me too much on one blessed day I had to beat her up so she could know I hate her so much I do that to all my four girls too.

Getting out of school y dad lot is job I had to start hustling from scratch I had to live with some guys in agege then they sent me out I went to live in mushin and ikotun for the past 3 years my life as been so worst I have really suffered I send my CV to a bet company in Nigeria (where I work now)they accepted me I went for my interview I passed my salary was 450k iwas happy I was transferd to lekki I was the accountant

Getting there on my first day I was directed to a office that i would be rectified as a staff the person I was about to meet is the head of the office in lekki..Getting into the office guess who I saw……
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What a life we are in , so complicated ,so amazing, so strong ,so direct and indirect
Mr opeyemi My name in uche okafor I am from cross river state ikom local government

I meet oluwabisi in the year 2009 she was a fat girl a little bit beautiful and so dedicated, she was just like a girl that want a man badly back then so she would do anything that would make her to be close to her man ,to be truthfully bisi was a perfect girlfriend if not a perfect wife . then when we where both in mapoly she would come to my hostel wash my cloth,cook for me and she even pass huge time with me.

I saw bisi as a girl that is some how lonely it took me just 26 min to toast her and she agreed back then,she told me some of her experience in relationship how they failed

Me as a guy i was a top class Casanova i like dating here and there when I was dating bisi back then I dated 4 girls along with her tho she was the most dedicated but my interest in her in not huge because that time I don’t have that liver to get in marriage diccusion with anyone

To cut the story short I find a way to break up with her some how , I told her my mum hate fat girls and me personally did not like ugly girls after dating her in school for 3 years

She beg me ,she cried ,she said back then I was her only hope because she did come from a poor family .when she beg me too much on one blessed day I had to beat her up so she could know I hate her so much I do that to all my four girls too.

Getting out of school y dad lot is job I had to start hustling from scratch I had to live with some guys in agege then they sent me out I went to live in mushin and ikotun for the past 3 years my life as been so worst I have really suffered I send my CV to a bet company in Nigeria (where I work now)they accepted me I went for my interview I passed my salary was 450k iwas happy I was transferd to lekki I was the accountant

Getting there on my first day I was directed ..



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hahahaha thank your moon and stars say i still dey blog i like getting beef with perfect people like u...

VickyRotex:
Salutation ni!

as far as i am consign this story is a fiction it is not real so i dont know why you are taking this personal as if na your mama be aminat... you chop craze

VickyRotex:
You're welcome!

Next time don't categorize someone's daughter as dull, Mr. Imperfect!

you are so good in english that you cant even salute me for this little creativity bless you

VickyRotex:
Why dint anyone tell me to enter this thread with bullet proof?

Amina is dull in Mathematics, but you're dull in English. Makes you both Compatible!

you are right mr or miss perfect

VickyRotex:
Why dint anyone tell me to enter this thread with bullet proof?

Aisha is dull in Mathematics, but you're dull in English. Makes you both Compatible!

SHE FINE? BECAUSE I DEY FIND AMINAT WEY RICH LIKE THIS ONE O

kinibigdeal:
I hope not aminat508

She was very happy i can see it on her face.. i was very encourged by what she did so i ask her to meet me 7pm the on wenesday at spas school so we can start lecture

She was 30min late, i told her she would be fined after class she smiled and say no problem,she suprise again she brought for me 6 big apple 2 can malt and table water.i must tell you aminat is so dull in mathematics she can even expand common bracekt i wonder how she take pass her waec , but if there is one thing more special about aminat is her ability to understand i have no stress teaching her .. she was smileing all trough because she can belive she is solving mathematic we where in the class until 11:16 pm she is so energetic she did not want us to stop (but i gat to stop because i have some books to read too) i gave her 23 long solving problems has her homework

Thank you opeyemi you are such a genius i grabed almost everything you just taught me today and she gave me a book which she told me she collect tommorow while walki g she ask about lagos from me i told her am from ogba agege i told her about how i hustle, i can see it on her face she felt for me .. we agreed to meet on friday again . i jokely tell her to do her homework if she did not want me to beat her, she smiled and went

On getting home i bring out all my books suddenly i saw 7000 note fall out of the book aminat gave me to keep for her cheaking inside the main note i saw 3000 more i was suprise insantly i called her to inform her.. she said oh that was for you i dont want you to ignore the money that why i did it that way i dont know what to say thank you..(me wey i no get food stuff again) i had to call my mama not to send the 3000 she was abut to send to me instead i sent home 5000 to my mum from the money to my mum because she was really broke…

aminat-2

The second day she called me for the lesson .for my mind i be like ha which face i go use look this girl now, as in a girl that has done much within the little time we meet. i to tell her am a little bit sick so i can not make it.. she said oh sorry dear (my head first turn as i hear dear) she ask me to send my hostel address may be she can cheak me i sent it(thinking noting would happen)

1 hour 30 min later i heard that knock on my door,when i opened it i saw aminat .i was speechless , i was like what are you doing here the sickness is not that strong,she first greeted the 7 guys in the room she hi guys with a soft voice and ...
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I had been watching him for two years. Two whole years! I never thought a crush could be so real. Any movie he is in, I watch. Any interview, I watch as well. I try my best to know him as much as I can but I knew I should try and meet him one day.
My friend Amanda then told me of a party where she felt he would be there… VIP of course. The hustle to be invited was real. I wasn’t even about to be all Nigerian, I was not going to front at all. I was going to get into that party as a regular invitee, bouncer or VIP.

Amanda ended up getting us invites, they were regular but I wasn’t about to be a beggar with a choice! I looked for the sexiest outfit I could find and I went prepared. Knowing I was thick, I felt like it might be harder to get his attention but I wasn’t a groupie… I was just a girl with a crush. If we had a five minute chat and I got a picture, I would be the happiest person.

Amanda and I got to the party and as we were about to get tagged, some guy who knew Amanda saw us and came rushing towards us. He was so excited to see Amanda and that was how we got bumped to VIP. I knew it was fate. Fate knows that my Instagram needed the face lift. I was so happy.

Amanda and I got our form on and acted like it was nothing to be in VIP. We were walking around and Amanda casually asked if he was around, her friend looked at us and smiled.

“Oh so you like Lanre Daniels too? Most of the women are coming because of him but he came early so he can leave early as well. He doesn’t really like the attention. But I’ll introduce you guys to him.”

We entered the VIP room which was scanty. I saw him and I was sweating already. He looked much better in person. He looked calm, peaceful.

Amanda’s friend got to him and whispered in his ear. He got up and hugged Amanda, she smiled like she’d known him for a while, casual. I was there, visibly shaken, sweaty palms. He came up to me and said hi. I couldn’t speak. Amanda had to help me...
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At about 2pm, I heard the knock on the door and quickly jumped up from the living room couch to open it. I smiled at Ade at the entrance, glad he arrived on time.
As I stepped aside to let him in, I tried to ignore the fact that I was way too excited to see him and that I had paid more than the usual attention to my outfit because I knew he was coming. I had worn a figure-hugging dress and applied a little makeup even though I had nowhere to go.

Ade was my husband’s best friend. Sam travelled to Abuja a month ago and entrusted Ade with me and his two daughters. He had Ade promise him that he would look out for us and help us with whatever we needed while he was gone. Since then, Ade had paid us a visit at least twice a week and helped out with a few things I might need assistance with. I gave him a call the previous day when I had some problem putting on the generator in the afternoon and he assured me he would be here the next day. I was glad and had been looking forward to seeing him.

A few minutes after he came, he went outside to see what he could do about the generator. I ran to my bedroom window so I could gaze at him while he worked without him noticing. I was ashamed of what I was feeling towards him but I did not know what to do about it. He removed his shirt before he started working and I felt my mouth water as I watched his muscles flexed and tensed when he fiddled with the generator. My mind began to wander to naughty territory. I imagined rubbing my palm down his body, pulling down his trousers and rubbing myself against him.

I knew I had been lonely and frustrated since Sam left but lusting after his best friend should not be a thought I should be entertaining, I thought to myself as I forced myself to move away from the window.

A couple of hours later, he came back to tell me that things were fixed. I thanked him and he left. I could not help the feeling of sadness I had when he turned to leave. Again, I tried to snap out of it. He was my husband’s best friend for heaven’s sake.

That night, at about 10pm, Ade texted me via BBM.

‘Hi. How is it going hope the gen is working fine now?’

‘Yes, it is. Thank you very much. How are you?’

‘I am fine. Just outside my house, enjoying the cool air.’

‘Alone? What about your wife?’

‘She is asleep.’

‘Oh. well, that just sounds lonely.’

‘Lol. Who am I to complain? I am sure you are probably feeling lonelier than I can even imagine, with Sam gone.’

‘Sure. But you have really helped out a lot. It makes things better. Thank you.’

‘You are welcome.’

‘There are other kinds of loneliness, though, but I doubt you can help with that,’ I typed and almost regretted as soon as I sent it. He did not respond for up to five minutes and I wondered if talking about my sexual loneliness might have gotten me in trouble.

‘I understand. Well, goodnight.’

I wondered about his abrupt farewell but I decided it might be better not to push it, especially since what I said might have offended him. I could not fall asleep that night, I tossed and turned, plagued with dirty fantasies about Ade and me.

The next Saturday, I was glad and relieved when he came to check on us. He did not seem offended at all. In fact, it was like it never happened. He played with the kids while I went to the market. When I returned, he offered to stay back so I can cook and even get some rest. He kept pushing off leaving until about 8pm when I put the girls to bed.

When I return to sit beside him on the couch, he said, “I really should get going.”

“Oh wow, couldn’t you stay for a little while longer?”

He nodded, “I guess I could.”

We watched TV silently for a while before he turned to me and with tenderness in his voice, asked, “how are you doing?”

“Oh, not bad. Hanging in there,” I responded.

“Hmm, sure, especially when it comes to those things I cannot help out with.” he said, referring to the phone conversation.

I turned away from him, embarrassed and avoiding his gaze. He took one of my hands in his, looked at me and was about to say something. I looked back at him too, waiting, with rapt attention for what he would say. Then the power went out.

Honestly, I could not tell you how it happened. One minute, I was looking at him, hoping yet dreading what he would say, and the next, we were kissing like Hot teenagers. For some reason, the darkness made it okay, like it was not really happening. When he began taking off my clothes and kissing my neck, I forgot I was married. I forgot this was his best friend. Heck, I even forgot who I was. The darkness gave me courage and my inhibitions soon disappeared. His hands and mouth on me also made me feel out of control.

I was soon completely naked beneath him. His mouth was on my boob and I grabbed his head, pushing him towards me even more. He sucked and nibbled on my nipple until...
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are you kiding me ? who told you dat?!

mukhcech:
That Quran Beside your Business tools condemns business Models such as the one MMM operates.

lol give me prove!! so your quran go againt helping one another uh? or your quran go againt gaining un? guy find another thing say

by OPEYEMI

I never taught of this topic until cbn make their move,so that let me into a clean refined search of what mmm is truly,forget the history,the founders how it generate or how they lose . i have the perfect explanation of what mmm is truly is… take my points

1)WHAT IS MMM AND HOW DOES IT WORKS?

A) MMM in a fast defination is people helping people… not an organization helping people or an organiastion colleting money to help people ” it is purely people helping people stuff”

b) for example >>. i sent money 200000 to man A so the organisation ask man CBDE to send me 75000 each which they would be given by by man FGHI at the rate of 28,125 each so it goes on and on(it is pure mathematic wow astonishing !!!) so this means no one is loseing anything at All….

c) example 2>> It also gotten from the donations made by the community. For instance,
Titi deposited #1,000,000 in the bank while Tola, Bola, Tunde came to withdraw their savings of #200,000, #150,000, #500,000 respectively meanwhile, an interest of 1,000, 1200, 2500 respectively was added to their money after it has lasted for more than 2months in the bank.
So, Titi’s money was used to pay the 3 of them regardless of ‘WHO, WHEN and HOW’. This implies that both interest and capital received are from the deposits made. Only in some exceptional case where money are fixed for a long time.

2) HOW DO MMM GAIN FROM US ALL?

WHO CARES??

But i can tell you the money got or raised from the traffic is also huge source

3. Purpose of MMM?

• To reduce and break the chain of slavery in financial institution where depositor are being enslaved by their own money, where bankers lives large and healthy on our deposit while depositors lives on credit and loan.
• To reduce stratification and reduce wide gap between the Rich and the poor indiscriminately.

4) CAN MMM CRASH?

Yes, MMM can crash.” But this will only happen when participants are no longer willing to put in their money, as long as people keep joining MMM Nigeria, it will not crash.”

as long as people go on to help one another they are surly not going to be any sort.

5) WHY ARE MMM NOT SUCCESFULL IN OTHER NATION

As far as opeyemi is consign no nation would keep mmm because , mmm would make any goverment uselless

useless in what sense ?

since the invation of mmm every two weeks more than 3000 nigerian have have prefer using mmm as there bank instead of our commercial bank , which as directly make the ALMIGHTY CBN useless and failed!,so tell me if the CBN is failing then are the goverment not failing?(their are more reason to that than bank issue ,i for write am i no just get data)

if it was you what would you do?

if it was me i would send MMM packing and create my own MFM sorry i mean my own MMM

but the goverment are not doin so they want mmm to go and want us to start suffring

6) WHY CANT THE GOVERMENT SUPPORT MMM?

YOU NO READ NO 5

KIA YOU LIKE QUESTION!!!!

7) WHO IS BETTER MMM OR BANK?

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MMM & BANKS
a. MMM like a bank (More of Virtual banking) but not a bank.
b. MMM don’t collect money form members into a central account but Bank does
c. MMM can successfully project No’s of participate per time joining or will join but Bank cant
d. MMM can successfully project No’s of participate who will PH per time but Bank can’t determine no’s of depositors per time.
e. MMM gives reward 30% (fixed) regardless of status or Amount PROVIDED while Banks give interest 2-15%(unfixed) determined by status, amount, duration etc
f. Money GH has over 98% of returning back as PH immediately after GHing, while Bank has less than 10% of withdrawers returning as deposit even in over 3 month of withdrawing.
g. MMM can operate successfully with available participant till eternity while banks can’t.
h. MMM don’t trade, Invest, or save your money but Bank does.
i. MMM is meant for risk takers but bank could either ways.
j. MMM can maintain its members till eternity without No new members joining if we follows the rules but Banks get a replacement for every money withdraw per time with new deposit or new customers
k. MMM is based on trust, sincerity and charity while bank is based of deposit and profit.
l. MMM gives over...
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Chioma stormed out of Chief Obinze’s office in fury. She could not believe what just happened. He had just handed her the sum of N20,000.

What exactly could she do with such a paltry sum of money? She had her house rent to pay, handouts to buy and tuition fee of over N50,000.

She had thought her relationship with Chief Obinze would be a mutually beneficial one, but it seemed he was only interested in receiving and not giving. She pondered on why he was not generous but there was simply no excuse.
He had the money, everyone knew he did.

He had a thriving business, owned a mansion at Old G.R.A and a block of flats which he put out for rent, at Woji. His eldest daughters schooled at London and he always bragged about the thousands of pounds he paid per semester, for their tuition.

Whenever they went to the club, he bought more drinks than they could consume and would quickly order for a bottle of Champagne to be given to the girl whom he thought was a very good dancer.

However when it came to giving her money, he became an entirely different person. He would complain about how his business partners were yet to pay back their loan or how his wife recently demanded for money to go shopping in Dubai.
She had definitely had enough of his stingy attitude.

Earlier this week, he had promised to give her money to sort herself out and she hoped that it would be enough to pay her tuition fees, if it could not solve all her financial challenges.

To her utmost surprise, he handed her the sum of N20,000. She would not forget in a hurry: the look on his face when she threw the money at him. She had done so much for him to appreciate her.

They spent the weekends together, lodging in a hotel, where they would have several rounds of sex and she sometimes gave him a massage to put thim to sleep. She travelled with him occasionally during his business meetings at Lagos and Abuja, to warm his bed.

Few months ago when he slumped during a board meeting, she cooked and went to visit him every day in the hospital, because his wife had travelled to London to visit their children. She tried to please him in every way but he was not ready to please her.

As far as she was concerned, their so-called relationship had ended.

Chioma crossed hurriedly to the other side of the road, beckoning for cars to stop as the sudden ache in the ankle reminded her of her 6-inch heel shoes.

‘Taxi!’ She called out, taking two steps backward as a taxi cleared in front of her.

‘How much to Dline?’ She asked, perking into the front of the passenger’s window.

‘Madam it’s N800,’ the driver responded.

‘Do I look as though I don’t know where I’m going?’ If you no go take N500, abeg dey go.’ Chioma shot angrily.

‘No vex madam. Make we dey go’ pleaded the driver, bending down to open the door.

Throughout the ride home, Chioma was boggled with various issues. They were not just financial but emotional. She and her boyfriend Damiete had been fighting for over a week and he kept visiting her at home, against her wish.

It started three weeks ago when she went to visit him in his apartment. She found his door open, which was unusual. When she stepped in, she found Sarah sitting on him, riding him violently while he groaned.
Sarah immediately got off him when she saw her and Damiete looked away in shame.

Sarah was Damiete’s neighbour and she had initially suspected they had something going on.
When she called him, he would tell her he was in Sarah’s flat watching a movie or Sarah was in his, cooking.
Her fears vanished when he assured her times without number that they were just friends, until that day she found out the truth.

She was not really bothered about whom he decided to Bleep. Her anger however was that she had come to like Sarah and take her as a friend, due to the closeness between her and Damiete.

‘Why did he have sex with her? Did he find her more attractive? Did she care for him better than I did?’ were some of the questions than ran through Chioma’s mind.
It could not be that Sarah was better than her in bed. Afterall, Chief Obinze had praised her several times about her sex skills and even nicknamed her S.M for Sex Machine.

Besides, Sarah did not have any special physical features. She was petite in stature, had small boobs and the type of ass Odion referred to as ‘drawing board’. On the other hand, she stood at 5’6″ tall, blessed with big boobs and an ass that made men stare when she walked by.

‘Oh!’ Chioma gasped as she was nudged back into reality.

‘Where I go turn madam?’ the driver asked, glancing at her.

‘Turn left okay.’ She replied absent-minded, realising she had gotten to her street.

‘Madam, you seem to be troubled. I cannot ask you what the problem is because I may be unable to help. However, you have to take things easy.’ Said the driver in a soft tone, mixed with fear.

‘The worst thing that can happen to a person is to wallow in self-pity when something bad happens. You have to brace yourself and move on.’ He stole a glance at her as if expecting a reply but Chioma said nothing.

‘My wife left me three months ago to go and live with her lover, not minding our two-year old son.’

‘Accept my sympathy’ Chioma managed to say.

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GOOD WIFE

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#0099ff]Hehehehe if he ever makes me mad at home
I'm gonna make his work life miserable [/color]

But you can be the boss at home

STFUareyouG0d:
I'll quit. She can't be my boss at work and home. I'll rather quit the job

GUYS:::::::Can you accept the fact of your wife being your boss at office or palace of work just imagine she is the MD and you are a clerk!!!
She earn 450k per month and you earn 55k
HOW WOULD YOU ARRANGE THAT , IS IT GOING TO AFFECT HER BEHAVIOR AT HOME , OR ARE YOU GOING TO SUPPORT HER TO GO EVEN HIGER THAN YOU?
GIRLS::::::: I dont think its a big deal for you ... but what do feel about it



COMMENT YOUR VIEW ON THIS MATTER CAPTAIN OPE

PERSON WEY OWE ME MONEY ABI?

Captainope:
A GUN AT YOUR HEAD
YOU HAVE TO CALL SOMEONE
YOU CALL YOU ARE SAFE
WHILE CALLING TWO THINZ ARE INVOLVE
EITHER THEY ANSWER YOUR CALL OR DEY DONT
IF THEY DNT YOU ARE SAFE
BUT IF THEY PICK DEATH IS SURE

WHO WOULD YOU CALL

A GUN AT YOUR HEAD
YOU HAVE TO CALL SOMEONE
YOU CALL YOU ARE SAFE
WHILE CALLING TWO THINZ ARE INVOLVE
EITHER THEY ANSWER YOUR CALL OR DEY DONT
IF THEY DNT YOU ARE SAFE
BUT IF THEY PICK DEATH IS SURE

WHO WOULD YOU CALL

when one igbo idiot think say ENGLISH is the way

ucsparks:
Go back to primary school, learn to type good English and come back for the fight

Battle of Marvel's Acrobatic Archer vs. DC's Playboy Hunter.
This is how I think the battle would go down.
The two would engage each other with brute force. Both would go to their first thought of action and take out their bows. Shooting a variety of arrows, both would struggle to evade the various arrows whizzing past them, but Hawkeye would have more of the upper hand due to his acrobatic background.
Approaching each other, the two would take to physical hand-to-hand combat, with Queen leading. Although Clint would continue to evade quite well, Green Arrow would be able to get a few good hits in. Hawkeye, knowing he can't win at this pace, reaches for his bow and arrows. Queen, anticipating this, would separate Hawkeye from his quiver and bow using his assortment of trick arrows.
Hawkeye, being left with only one arrow, would use it in a sword fashion. While Queen continues to shoot arrows, Hawkeye would doge them until he is face to face with Green Arrow. Trying to stab Oliver, Barton would be surprised when his attack is block by Queen using one of his arrows as a sword too.
Being the better swordsman, Queen would disarm Hawkeye. Nervous, Clint would sprint for his quiver and bow, but be shot with an assortment of deadly arrows before he ever reaches his Bow. Hawkeye would die a slow and painful death.
Green Arrow Wins
who do you think would win

When you ask a igbo girl to bring her family picture

dont worry rihanna is still alive

Explorers:
But my fear is if they eventually make a contact, the source of the signal will be traced back here. What if things aliens are more advanced


Uve seen Battleship starring Rihanna