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LADY'S INBOX

1.
I love you dear
-(from Joe)


2.
Can I take you
out tonight?
-(from Romeo )


3.
I always feel bad when I see you with any other man.
-(from Alex)


4.
Thanks for letting me into your world.
I promise never to disappoint you.
-(from Dick)


5.
Dear friend,don't forget to come to my birthday party tomorrow.
-(from Anita)


6.
I will do whatever it will take just to have you by my side
-(from peter)


7.
I know that you are taken but I wouldn't mind being your assistant boyfriend.
-(from kevin)


8.
My wife will be traveling ds weekend.
Meet me at the guest house. I'll call u later.
-(my boss)


9.
Manage this recharge card (01234567890123456)
-(from Maga 007)



A GUY's INBOX

1.
You have insufficient funds
to renew your data bundles
-(from MTN)


2.
Hey dude!
Give me a break, i told
you I have a boyfriend!
-(from Jane)


3.
Don't you dare call me again!
you aint my class!
-(from stella)


4.
Guy, I want my dvd back
-(from Dan).


5.
Your rent has expired!
You have till month end to pay or u will be issued a quit notice.
-(from oga Landlord)


6.
I never knew you are a chronic player!
I hate you!!
its over between us!!!
-(from caro)


8.
When are u coming 2c my parents?
-(from pat)


9.
I told u to wear a c*ndom but u refused.
Now, I've missed my period!
-From Rita (side chic)

Nawa for all ds karishika for area
Na so one girl almost infected my cousin with hiv in march. Thank God he came out clean 6 months later!

IVY4U:
Hi all, long time no yarn. How are all the guy doing.
Was away for a while. Am back now. Quite busy though, but miss u guys sha.
@RDV, is been a while. Am in d sky. Is not been easy,but thank God 4 'Mentor'!!! like you.

Cheers to ya all.

I hope u too can mentor me to hit the sky like u.
I'm so happy 4u ma'am