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Foreign Affairs › Manny Pacquiao: Philippine Boxing Star Wins Seat In Senate. by CaptainRahl(op): 10:30pm On May 19, 2016
Source:
http://pulse.ng/sports/boxing/manny-pacquiao-philippine-boxing-star-wins-seat-in-senate-id5053863.html?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=art-manny-pacquiao-philippine-boxing-star-wins-seat-in-senate-2016-05-19




Philippine boxing star Manny Pacquiao, WBO world welterweight champion, scored a big political victory on Thursday when the elections commission declared he was among 12 new members of the upper house of Congress.

Last week, about 80 percent of 55 million eligible voters cast their ballots to choose a president, vice president, 12 senators, 200 members of the lower house of Congress and 18,000 local officials in general elections held every six years.

"I can focus and discipline myself, the way I did in boxing to help the nation," Pacquiao told reporters, saying, as a new senator, he would push for free education at all levels.

The 37 year-old two-term congressman also said he favours restoring the death penalty for drug-related and other serious crimes.

President-elect Rodrigo Duterte has said he will ask Congress to re-introduce a death penalty that was repealed in 2006.

"In the eyes of God, it is not unlawful," Pacquiao said of capital punishment.

The former eight-division world boxing champion, who stood as a member of one of the losing presidential candidates, won more than 16 million votes to come in seventh place for 12 vacant seats in the upper house of Congress.

Opinion polls showed Pacquiao was among the top choices for a senate seat but he dropped a few notches down in the polls after he made an anti-gay remark in February.

A month before elections, his ratings improved after a convincing victory over American champion Timothy Bradley in Las Vegas, knocking him down twice in the 12-round bout.
Politics › Re: NAF Commissions New Facilities In Markudi And Benin City (Pics) by CaptainRahl(m):
The CAS is working!
Romance › Re: How Can I Make A Guy Who Just Wants To Use Me Fall In Love? by CaptainRahl(m):
Festivalofholi:
U can prove to him dat u have other value/worth besides ur pusssy. Let him know he has other things he can benefit frm u beside sex. Also try to show him ur an independent lady and u dont need his money.
This guy is making serious sense.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Man Ejaculates On Woman's Leg While Standing Behind Her On Queue In Bank by CaptainRahl(m): 11:21pm On May 15, 2016
cruzita:
grin konji your papa blokus
ROTFL....asswear u no go fit kill me with laf abeg
Celebrities › Re: Yemi Fawaz: I Can’t Marry A Poor Man At Age 61 by CaptainRahl(m): 8:23pm On May 15, 2016
At 61, mummy Tobi is not ready to bend her conditions abi?...Issorait!...She go wait tired
Romance › Re: I Feel Like Am Being Used.. Advice! by CaptainRahl(m):
Oluwapresley:
lol.. the chick no try oo.. abi another guy reach there b4 u? na just hypothesis sha.. bro, u no need to ask again, do her like unregistered MTN sim card..

/// the guy above sha.. lmaooooo!!!!!
asswear ds ur hypothesis na morale killer ooo...u talk sense sha
Politics › Fuel Subsidy: National Association Of Aircraft Pilots And Engineers (naape) by CaptainRahl(op): 5:12pm On May 14, 2016
Isaac Balami wrote:

NATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF AIRCRAFT PILOTS AND ENGINEERS (NAAPE)

In the light of the current situation, the National Association of Aircraft Pilots and Engineers (NAAPE) strongly support the position of the Federal Government to fully deregulate the downstream sector of the Oil and Gas.

This step is in the right direction and is long overdue, but its better late than never, we commend the Federal Government for the bold decision it has made, because the subsidy scheme was extremely fraud-prone. Trying to reform it was like attempting to reform Satan(devil) – an impossibility task. It was therefore best to scrap it.
Our advice to the Government is to use the money that will be saved, to put infrastructures that will create jobs for Nigerians in place, ensuring that our refineries are working optimally and encouraging local production to ameliorate the temporary hardship the citizen are going through.

And for us in the Aviation industry, we urge the Government to begin the refining of the Aviation fuel popularly known as Jet A1 form the Kaduna and Port-Harcourt refinery, this will go a long way in reducing the cost of operation and will also reduce the cost of flight ticket, as fuel alone constitute about 30 to 40% of the cost of operation.

The Government should also look into the Issue of National Carrier as promised or strengthen the local domestic Carriers as suggested by various stake holders. One of the above needs to be done ASAP as the industry in currently in a stand still.
We need more jobs to be created for our pilots and Engineers.
We want to reiterate our unalloyed support for this novel and bold decision the Federal Government have taken to secure the future of Nigeria.

We also want to assure the general public that we shall not ask our Pilots and Aircraft Engineers to go on strike. As far as we are concern, Nigerians should go ahead with there travel plans. The truth is that the industry itself is already being affected by the current challenges in the country and any move to short down the Aviation Sector will lead to a total collapse of the Sector.

Long live the Aviation Sector, long live the federal republic of Nigeria.

Comr Isaac Balami
National President,

NAAPE
Romance › Re: Why Is It That Nigerian Ladies Don't Squirt? by CaptainRahl(m): 2:40pm On May 10, 2016
@females

...If you are a squirt(er), this question is for you!

Is squirting synonymous with female orgasm?...
Romance › Re: Menses On Wedding Night by CaptainRahl(m): 11:18am On May 10, 2016
All I can say is...



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...Bad market!!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Police Recruitment – Most Of The Applicants Has Been Disqualified by CaptainRahl(m): 11:01am On May 10, 2016
hotkaycee:
I met a lady who applied she can't even do 5 press ups. I wonder, they all think is all about past questions
it will surprise u when this lady will get shortlisted and making it 2d selection board while d gallant ones r screened out. What I'm saying is this:
don't underestimate any candidate!
Romance › Re: The Foolish Experience I Had The First Time I Got Laid by CaptainRahl(m): 12:30am On May 10, 2016
collitexnaira:
Mine was foolish and funny

I invited my girlfriend back then to my place which she did, we were both on the bed together talking then i decided to start but was confused, don't know where to start from, as i be Virgin without experience na

So i decided to do what my friends taught me, she was very resistive, pushed me nd was telling me to leave her , i pretended to be deaf nd continue, when she realized i wasn't going to give up she then allow me to explore her body, my finger was in her kpekus when she was moaning with sweet sound track, she was holding my head and scattering my jerry coil,

I pulled her pant leave other wears on, no time to waste, remove my trouser then grab my condom, tore it, try to wear it, wahala come start, condom no gree enter my d**ck, my hands were shaking, I tried the condom again it won't slide, I would hv dig the girl without condom but back then i was very afraid of HIV (who won die because of kpekus), finally i was able to wear the condom half way after wasting almost 5 minutes

I went back to the girl on bed but then she is no longer in the mood, i tried to grab her but she pushed me away, we started struggling, we were still struggling when i released in the condom , my d**ck start falling like a landing plane, i felt so ashamed and the girl just looked at me and hissed , she put on her pant and left my room, I was just looking like zombie, i couldn't do anything again,,, that day i blame the nonsense condom for spoiling my show
Very foolish experience

But after much persuasion, the girl came again, but this time before she even arrive at my house i don wear condom for inside trouser dey wait for her,,, the rest na story

To you guys, what is the foolish experience you had the first time you got laid
ROTFL!
I can relate to this story bro
Politics › Re: Senate Considers Climate Change Bill by CaptainRahl(m): 10:18pm On May 05, 2016
...when is d senate going to consider a bill against treasury looters?... #CapitalPunishmenForTreasuryLooters
Romance › Re: My Ex Girlfriend Demanded From Me. Please What Do I Do? by CaptainRahl(m): 10:33am On May 05, 2016
Doxie69:
Instead of giving her the money, is better you call your sister whether junior or senior, pay the money into her account to use and buy the things she needs. Your ex only remembered you because of the money, do not be a fool to give her the money.

My ex once asked me for money, I laughed at her, she has seen a fool to cater for her while her boyfriend is there.

Once an ex always an ex, you can talk with her only when she calls but giving out financial aids is a CAPITAL NO for me.

If not for the money she won't have contacted you.

Use your brain @ Op not your heart or any self pity. I see you giving her the money though the way your thread sound.
baba u too get sense joooor. @op should give d money to any of his sisters or better still,op shld go and give it to any helpless beggar on d street bc they need it more than ur ex.

Btw,@op doesn't ur ex have parents?... Where is her new bf??...just asking
Politics › Re: Senate Proposes Death Penalty For Kidnappers by CaptainRahl(m): 6:22pm On May 04, 2016
lamzybaby:
The Senate on Wednesday said it would pass a bill for a law that would kidnapping in Nigeria punishable by death.

The resolution followed the adoption of recommendations of the report of by the joint Committee on Police Affairs, National Security and Intelligence on the “unfortunate reoccurrence of kidnapping and hostage taking.’’


The lawmakers held that capital punishment for the offence would serve as deterrent to potential offenders.

They urged state governments to enact laws that would aid the prosecution of kidnap suspects.


The senate also adopted the recommendation that funding of security agencies should be taken as a “priority’’ while efforts should be geared towards creating employment opportunities in the country.


http://nigerianpilot.com/senate-proposes-death-penalty-kidnappers/
I'll only take the senators serious if they also adopt death penalty for looters!
Business › Bank of industry Increases On-lending Fund For SMEs Under YES Scheme by CaptainRahl(op): 1:23pm On May 04, 2016
Source:
http://m.guardian.ng/business-services/industry/boi-increases-on-lending-fund-for-smes-under-yes-scheme/

Following the turnout of applicants for its N10 billion facility earmarked for on-lending to small businesses under the Youth Entrepreneurship Support (YES) programme, the Bank of Industry (BoI) has concluded plans to expand the fund size as well as accommodate more candidates under the scheme.

Specifically, the bank noted that due to the high rate of applications received for the YES initiative, it would increase the size of the fund from the initial N10 billion, while considering an increase in the number of would-be loan beneficiaries from 1,200 yearly to 4,000 candidates.

Speaking at the assessment exercise of the initiative and inauguration of a seven-man panel to serve on the application screening committee in Lagos, BoI’s Acting Managing Director, Waheed Olagunju, noted that out of the 40,000 applications received, 15,000 or 37.5 per cent were properly completed and thus qualify for consideration for the first segment of the entrepreneurship capacity building programme which is the eight weeks online training component.

“This programme was launched in response to the alarming unemployment problem among Nigerian youths. Having noticed the huge volume of registration on the online portal of 40,000 which has far outstripped the 10,000 entries earlier envisaged by 300 per cent over the six-week period, we have come to the realisation that Nigerian youths have enormous entrepreneurial appetite waiting to be unleashed on the nation’s economy in a positive sense.

“We have therefore come to the conclusion that we should provide more opportunities for the youth by increasing the number of would-be loan beneficiaries from 1200 to 4000. Efforts would be made to ensure a fair distribution of the beneficiaries in consonance with the proportion of entries received from the six geopolitical zones”, Olagunju added.

Minister of Industry, Trade and Investment, Dr. Okechukwu E. Enelamah, while inaugurating the committee, commended the bank for the initiative, saying, “I am quite satisfied with the implementation of the YES-Programme thus far, considering the calibre and quality of the facilitating institutions. The candidates’ screening and evaluation process are transparent, merit-based and in line with global best practices.

“The synergy created by the consultants working in concert with BoI’s in-house team, will undoubtedly manifest in the quality of young entrepreneurs that will be produced under the programme.

“The import of the overwhelming response by our youths to the YES-Progammes is a manifestation of their desire to take control of their destinies via the entrepreneurial route by being self –employed. It is therefore apparent that the earlier envisaged 1,200 would-be loan beneficiaries would fall far short of the yearnings of the aspiring young entrepreneurs.

“I would like to assure our youths of Federal Government’s absolute commitment to its financial inclusion programme. Government will endeavour to meet the aspirations of youths by providing the support needed by BoI to successfully implement the YES-programmes”.

Members of the application screening committee include the Acting Managing Director, Waheed Olagunju, Executive Director, Financial Inclusion, Mrs. Toyin Adeniji, Divisional Head, SME (North), Abdul-Ganiyu Mohammed, Divisional Head, SME (South), Umar Shekarau, and three other eminent members made up of successful entrepreneurs, professionals, retired bankers, SME consultants.
Politics › Re: Buhari Ministers Split, 10 Likely To Tender Resignation Letters by CaptainRahl(m): 12:55pm On May 03, 2016
Who cares!
If they like, let all d cabinet ministers resign because Nigerians wouldn't feel their absence.
I'm sure millions of qualified graduates out there will gladly accept to serve as cabinet ministers (and been paid using the minimum wage salary structure) without asking for bogus allowances.
Politics › Re: No Elected Public Officer Should Earn 10 Times More Than Minimum Wage by CaptainRahl(m): 8:14am On May 03, 2016
Seconded!
Firefire:
Minimum Wage to all political office holders in Nigeria.
Travel › Re: Airbus/Boeing Aircraft (2016) Price List Compared! by CaptainRahl(op): 4:22pm On May 02, 2016
A380-800 double decker cost $432.6m
Source: www.airbus.com/presscentre/pressreleases/press-release-detail/detail/new-airbus-aircraft-list-prices-for-2016/
nigeriancritic1:
Well done for the observation. I was looking for it too.
Travel › Re: Airbus/Boeing Aircraft (2016) Price List Compared! by CaptainRahl(op): 4:17pm On May 02, 2016
Travel › Re: Airbus/Boeing Aircraft (2016) Price List Compared! by CaptainRahl(op): 7:02pm On May 01, 2016
...just incase you have some unused cash lying around...
Travel › Airbus/Boeing Aircraft (2016) Price List Compared! by CaptainRahl(op):
Airbus/Boeing Aircraft list price for 2016.

Price depends on design weights, engine choice and level of selected customization.

Source:
www.airbus.com/presscentre/pressreleases/press-release-detail/detail/new-airbus-aircraft-list-prices-for-2016/

www.aircraftcompare.com/manufacture-aircraft/Boeing/1

Travel › Re: Total Area, Size, Population Of Top Largest Countries Of The World. by CaptainRahl(m): 8:43am On May 01, 2016
***space researved***
Travel › Re: Total Area, Size, Population Of Top Largest Countries Of The World. by CaptainRahl(m): 8:42am On May 01, 2016
tongue
Politics › Re: What Is Man's Greatest Invention? by CaptainRahl(m): 7:22am On Apr 30, 2016
Internet and Aircraft
Romance › Re: Dating A Broke Guy (my Experience): Is It Worth It? by CaptainRahl(m):
May God bless ur hustle ma'am.

***modified***
Meanwhile, some hungry gals are out there wailing about their broke boyfriends.

Btw, if it's a crime 2b a broke guy, why do some of these girls have broke parents?...I need answer biko
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Romance › Re: Dating A Broke Guy (my Experience): Is It Worth It? by CaptainRahl(m): 12:10am On Apr 27, 2016
ebubey:
Source: http://www.kamdora.com/2016/04/24/dating-a-broke-guy-my-experience-is-it-worth-it/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=post&utm_campaign=broke
@op, I wanted to serve you fire and brimstone for creating this thread but had to stand down for the love of "abuja hostel".
Romance › Re: Dating A Broke Guy (my Experience): Is It Worth It? by CaptainRahl(m):
Romance › Re: Dating A Broke Guy (my Experience): Is It Worth It? by CaptainRahl(m): 11:29pm On Apr 26, 2016
Romance › Re: Toni Fenty: Girl Whose 4 Ex Boyfriends All Died Shares Picture Of New Boyfriend by CaptainRahl(m): 12:08pm On Apr 23, 2016
...iffa hear say i near ds small witch
Health › Re: Why Do Doctors & Medical Students Smoke When They Know The Dangers Of Smoking? by CaptainRahl(op): 11:53am On Apr 23, 2016
cc: lalasticlala, sissy3, dominique.
food don ready!
Health › Re: Why Do Doctors & Medical Students Smoke When They Know The Dangers Of Smoking? by CaptainRahl(op): 7:03am On Apr 23, 2016
coollabman:
honestly, this baffles me a lot! these medical peeps (not just doctors alone) engage in all sorts of vices. it makes me wonder what kind of people are in our healthcare sector?!

I had a neighbor while I was in school. this guy was a hardcore Igbo smoker. it was after a while I discovered that he was a medical student (I initially thought he was in anatomy) this guy weeds up whenever he has a tests or an exam to write. I was really surprised at his habits and I am still surprised till today.
my brother, abeg help me ask them ooo...

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