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I'm here to read lies. Some girls sha

surbrown:
She doesn't ask for money for Brazilian hair etc or 5k hair do monthly like some other girl, As a sharp ikorodu boy, I sabi plait here well, She doesn't mind! She understand me perfectly, If na garri one cup dey house, we go share am, even without kuli, She no dey give me problem at all, We go even trek go house if we no get money, and no be say I fine oo!

Nairalanders! Am I save?

@op I hope say by d time u come get money, u no go run leave her follow all ds fake gals abi?...

because if u dare brake ds girl heart eh and she come vex swear 4u, d thing go catch u straight up!

mamagee3:

...lest I forget,run for ur life!!!

...An end time boyfriend!

healthyarena:
In love with her or her body?

d girl also fell for his money. It's 50-50

Laveda:
Relax, you never see fùck. If him jam he'll run

‎دadonblivit

jnostill:
I have a galaxy but it's 600k. ..not upto 6 months
08035231505

‎‏ ‏i'm interested

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I see a malicious prep wing commander addressing some academy clowns,


...Back in d days when boys used to drench, chart thru culverts,3-man carriage,obstacle crossing on empty stomach, fire alarm/ putty parades,hunching,malicious drill instructors/ 1st period, hanging, 50 counts for 50 forward-roll, pods-grinding(planting),massage, watering... etc

Hmmm!
Memories!!

*modified*
When their contemporaries are seeing (paka) peace at home, they are in d bush suffering/training like thieves!

Asswear no be beans 2b a soldier!

Emmatdayo:
God punish poverty,see iceprince like mai ruwa

lol

lordkit3:
DEAR GIRLS...

On Xmas/Sallah Day - He Will Take U Out...

On New Year Day - He Will Take U Out...

On His Birthday - He Will Take U Out...

On Ur Birthday - He Will Still Take U Out...

On Val's Day - He Will Still Come And Take U Out..

abeg no vex...What's yoUr Role In This Relationship ??

Source: http://doncareblog.ga

good questn op. meanwhile, i'm here to read lies!

Daniel2289:
A 19-year-old housemaid in Zimbabwe, Lindiwe
Kahila, has been arrested and charged to court for allegedly forcing her employer's 14-year-old son to have sex with her, » reports MyZimbabwe.

The duo were caught by the boy's older having sex
» in their parent's bedroom, with the boy claiming
Kahila raped him by force.

Kahila, from Chief Mvuthu area outside Victoria Falls town, was not asked to plead to the charge when she appeared before Victoria Falls magistrate, Rangarirai Gakanje yesterday, but was remanded in custody till February 15, when her case is set to be transferred to Hwange Regional Court.

The prosecutor, Takunda Ndovorwi, said the alleged
crime was committed on January 13, at the boy’s
parents’ homestead where Kahila was employed.

“The accused invited the 14-year-old boy to sleep on
the same blankets with her and covered him with a
blanket.

Kahila removed her clothes and became completely
naked before she went on to unzip the complainant’s trousers.

Kahila ordered the Form One boy to lie on top of her and then had sex with him. She grabbed the
complainant’s privates and inserted his manhood
into her privates.

She ordered the boy to make some movements while on top of her and as a result, she had sexual
intercourse with the minor without his consent.

The two were busted by the boy’s sister who
responded to sounds emanating from the bedroom
and found the two having sexual intercourse. Upon
questioning, the juvenile told his sister that Kahila
forced herself on him, leading to her arrest,"
Ndovorwi said.
.

at 14, ds boy wnt claim ignorance 2d maid intention?... iffahia! ds 1 no b rape joor. afterall som1 must initiate d process na. at 14 (ss3), my eyes don tear finish so tay gal no fit kolobi me like ds except me sef want am

kamirun225:
She was bleeped on a first date, who does that dammit

na today?... dammit!

It is well with you OP.
If you will eventually marry one day then you have some growing up to do.

Never ever waste time on a girl who doesn't care, who gets angry easily, who deletes people easily and who likes money too much.
They are all bad omens men trust me. She will calm down when the time comes but she may have lost you by then.

So many weird boys and girls nowadays sef.

cheers!

elipheleh:
Boy you are a big fool. See as small girl dey turn your head like mumu.

From your confession She ticked many boxes, so you actually love wicked and rude women?
No wonder some girls keep reading books like "Why men love bitches" and "how to be a bitch"

My advice for you is to dump her and don't make her feel like you are feeling any loss or missing her. You are a big boy from your story, you own your own car and apartment. but yet you still act like a slave. You should act like a big boss in real life.

My advice for you is to delete her and get your mind off her unto something else like for two days, go carry ashawo and Bleep for two days. I swear third day, you will forget that idiot's name and she will call back. But expect her call in the next 3 weeks to 3 months (this is a rule I know about women).
When she finally contacts you make sure you have really moved on with another girl by then and don't insult her but never give her attention. Never talk on phone more than 4 seconds (sec) with her. Always politely excuse yourself by forming you have work at hand and too busy and promise to call her back but never do. She will always call everyday and she is hooked for life. Punish her like that way for next 1 month and after that if you are still interested ask her for time to break up with your new girl friend(s), but never actually do any breaking up.

But bro, from your story, that girl is a gold digger. Is she the kind of girl you seriously want? You can do better.

u r d MVP!

refiner:
e be like say u no dey fear face bah!!!

@ftboy is right pls. He needs to confirm what u just said. Seeing is believing

refiner:
e be like say u no dey fear face bah!!!

@ftboy is right pls. He needs to confirm what u just said. Seeing is believing.

firstking01:
It depends of the kinda person she is to me

u r r8

ronald4lif:
Smelling lies all over this thread.

...Asswear!
The good thing is dt d liars know themselves. So no need to confront anyone.

Boeing777pilot:
My pleasure Skipper. You have control.

...may u never experience MAY DAY while u cruise d skies. Loyalty sire! Over and out!!

Boeing777pilot:
My pleasure Skipper.
You have control.

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Boeing777pilot:
Skipper very few can understand this oh.

Let me break it down

The Center of Gravity (CG) has to be balanced in layman terms, and the extra engine doesn't affect the Maximum Take Off Weight (MTOW) the aircraft should be able to land and take off.

However the extra engine requires that the aircraft would need more power to fly and as a result burn more fuel.

thanks 4d breakdown boss!

So long as d CG doesn't exceed d fore and aft limits and d extra engine doesn't affect d MTOW, d aircraft should be able to take off and land. However, d extra engine implies more thrust and higher burnt off fuel

Boeing777pilot:
Hello mods,

Please I want to kindly request that a special section be created for aviation related topics. I'm a commercial pilot and I'm yet to find my niche here on nairaland.

It will be great to have an aviation section where pilots and aviation fans can connect.

Cc @ justwise seun disguy

ThankS

Seconded!

coldsummer:
Some just sent me a text now that a blast was reported. Can someone confirm please.


Calling my friend that works there but his number isn't reachable

Please anyone

No be bomb blast ooo...

See d msg I received from d office of d Nat'l security adviser.
Wish I can upload a screenshot here but I don't know how to.
Manage ds copy and past:

Office of the NSA & Nigeria Police Force wish to notify Abuja residents of a training exercise on counter-terrorism crisis response at the International Conference Center at 9am on Tue 2 Feb 2016. Please exercise caution in the ICC area and do not panic.

refiner:
yea....love tall dudes....my fiancé must be tall!

are u tall?

Sweetyie:
Superstory

The op could be telling d truth because I've experienced a similar thing.
Her only reason was dt she wanted to *feel me skin to skin* because she's ma girlfriend (Relationship wey never even reach 2 weeks. iffa hear!)
Well, I haven't trusted her to d extend of taking dt risk with her.

Joyce
Lola
Amaka
Hope
Manji
Jumoke
Brenda
Ladi...

These galz rock!
Their toast lines made me feel like a boss nigga.
However, i friend-zoned Ladi because she bin dey toast my friend around d same time she was asking me out.
I can't afford to have my name included in d list of guys she toasted and fvcked!

HateU2:
Na alien one u get abi how do u recognise aliens Di.ck

...Instead, I shld be asking u where u got all ds d*ck abi na d ones wey don strave u so far wey u don document am so?
e be like say u be badt geh!

HateU2:
Guys, oya come and pick yours . Let us know the one God endowed you with . Make una no lie ooo.

These stuffs belong to aliens. They aint Nigerian

Meanwhile, let's do business if u have a vw SHARAN (toks or naija used) for sale around abuja, kaduna or plateau states.

jnostill:
I have a galaxy but it's 600k. ..not upto 6 months
08035231505

Pls post d pics if u can