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This is why people should go natural.




Marijuana is natural, it also has THQ a chemical component that reduces the growth of cancer cells.


Smoke a good weed today.

bigFOOTcaveMAN:
Even with $1B cheque, i no marry

1B$ cheque? I go marry one family! See this one...

Nostalgia21:
Yea true. they both even ran at same direction to celebrate.

I swear, just looks like Messi just replicated Maradona's goal

We all know that Messi took Boateng to the cleaners last night. My friend swore that Boateng was paid to make the build up and the goal look so easy.

That said, checkout the goals. It's so unreal and chilling...



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l25IQqnksCs

If you're being put on the spot by the "I love you" quote and you're looking for a way out, look no further.

Just say "I love youtube" works everytime

Thank me later

I remember back in boarding school days when we used to save dry garri, milk and sugar inside a big peak milk container for safe keeping. Lol we used to call it fast food. Once owu don dey blow u, no need for long process, just pour the mixture into a bowl and add water....fast food. lmao

redcliff:
Brother.. you did not have to show us your picture na

Lol. The pic ruined everything...lol

See carri packaging na. Abeg go give Jeniks this recipe.

Kazrem:
op, Jedi Jedi.

Haaha...I swear, 7 cubes of sugar...Bros

To find bridesmaid in naija na small thing.

Just advertise it here on nairaland and add your phone number. Bbm pin or pphone number, trust me you go see bridesmaids tire.

You people should keep complaining nah as for me, I want to bury my face in between her supple bossom. QED!

egobetatoday:
sir, u are contradicting urself.
it doesnt really matter? or 15 is too much?

Lol, I know. Normally it shouldn't matter cos I wouldn't want to know. I said 15 is too much because the info is out there.

coolhamid:
it pays to marry a virgin, she would never compare and contrast your skills on bed with that of her Ex....

I pity men that ends up settling down with a woman with borehole kind of pussy...

If I hear. The ones that are lashing now we're once virgins too.

Does this really matter? I mean how many guys she's had? For me I think if u really like the person, how many has come before u doesn't really matter. I'll prefer she doesn't tell me, afterall na still guys dey do the lashing.

On a second thought, chics strong o. 15 guys and counting and ure not even in 100L yet.

Please 15 is too much abeg!

I wish her the best things life can offer and may God continue to bless her parents. Amen.

Happy 6th birthday.

These oil marketers are the true enemies of Nigeria. They're the same people who will claim to sympathetic to the common man's pain meanwhile, they're the ones inflicting it. I am of the opinion that subsidy has to go.


Coordinating Minister for the Economy and Minister of Finance, Dr. Ngozi Okonjo- Iweala has described Oil Marketers as Oil Cartels holding the nation to ransom.

In what appears to be apparent frustration with the marketers, the federal government said the outstanding debts owed is about N131 billion based on Petroleum Pricing Products Regulatory Agency’s (PPRA) template not N200.2 billion as claimed by the marketers.

The Minister said “It has become a situation where we have a cartel that can ground the nation to a halt at will.

” I strongly suggest that the nation has to do something about it. It has been very stressful for four years, trying to cope with a group that controls a very important sector of a nation and they are small enough to organize themselves.”

“This means that they can hold a nation to ransom anytime they want. And that is what is happening.

“I remember when I came back as finance minister on August 17th 2011, the first thing that confronted me was this scandal of subsidies. By then more that N 1 trillion had already been paid. And we went through that whole thing and since then we cleaned up, restructured and trimmed down.

“You see that the amount we have been paying year by year diminished substantially to about N971 billion a year down from the N 2.3 trillion of 2011. We brought it from N 2.3 trillion to about N 971 trillion that has been in the budget each year. So, we made very substantial restructuring and changes to the whole process that brought the amount down for the nation. But yet we have to deal with this problem and the whole country has seen us trying our best struggling.”

The Minister added that the Oil Marketers have no risk, rather the government is taking full risk for their businesses.

She said “The template that governs their business is designed to cover all their costs plus a profit margin. That is PPPRA template which I have quarrelled with for quite some. So it is really no risk business for them. Or very little risk. I am not saying there is no stress. Of course, they have stress. But the risks are all covered by the template that was negotiated with PPPRA long ago. And it is actually that template that we have been quarrelling with.

”Based on that, the government is taking a full risk of their business according to this template. Even when we have revenue shortfall, any interest that accrues has to be paid by government. That is what was negotiated.

“So, they are in a no risk business and we have been pleading with them that if that is the case at least supply Nigerians with the fuel because at the end of the day the government is still paying for all of this. Why are you making Nigerians suffer? Why these long queues?

http://www.theheraldng.com/fuel-scarcity-oil-cartels-are-holding-the-nation-to-ransom-okonjo-iweala/

She will most likely forget your wedding day.

First of all, I'm not much of a boxing fan. 2. Mayweather is a fraud. 3. Why would I loose sleep and watch these guys earn more than my entire village in one night?

If mayweather wants to be taken serious, he should try Chisora, Haye or the klitchkov brothers.

Csami:
It's OK if u get what the director is trying to pass on.

Watching the cobbler now

Haven't seen the cobbler. I'm going for one of the classics, Scarface. Never gets old.

Csami:
Jupiter ascending was simply overhyped.

Watching 50 shades of grey

As if I knew Jupiter ascending would suck, didn't even bother...

busky101:
The BLACKLIST (seasonal).
Skin Trade.
Absolution(steven seagal)
The wedding ringer (kevin hart)

Blacklist is cool if you're into CIA,Black ops, spy thing. I liked it.

How do you watch Steven Segal's movies? U no fit touch the guy in a fight.

PhillyPhil:
So here is what WWE Payback is looking like thus far:

WWE World Heavyweight Championship - Seth Rollins vs Randy Orton vs Roman Reigns
WWE US Championship - John Cena vs Rusev in an "I Quit Match"

These are the only 2 matches confirmed right now but most likely the following will happen as well
Divas Championship - Nikki Bella vs Naomi
Ryback vs Bray Wyatt
Dolph Ziggler vs Sheamus

Rusev and Cena's rivalry is dry in my own opinion. Maybe it's because of the whole America vs Russia theme it has. This is Ryback's time to come out of the shadows. He has not won any big match and I think beating Bray will help his career, he's big, he's badass but he needs to win big matches if he wants to be taken serious, not fighting people like BO every now an then.

Diva's championship...lol anyways, I root for Naomi, that is if Paige doesn't ruin it for her.

Roman desrves the title, he put up a he'll of a fight against Brock, Seth took advantage of his money in the bank contract, which isn't wrong but just like everything he's got in the WWE, through the backdoor. I prefer a champion who can fight and defend his title not some punk running around with bodyguards. Randy is an amazing wrestler but I think it's Romans time now

If only they can revive our refineries from the subsidy money without squandering it as usual, it'll be a welcomed development.

This is where #BabaOneChance's stern resolve will be tested. His profile can be used check those petroleum marketers (who are the real thieves) from instigating another silly protest, forming to be pained by the suffering of the masses, meanwhile they're using the people to protect their business.

SUBSIDY must go!

City's reason for playing him as a striker might just be because he's more prolific than his peers, if u watched their u21 game against chelsea where he scored, u might just notice this. That said, I think his best position is in that 10 pocket. If his abilities are harnessed well, he could become one of the best AM's ever. He has the ability plus the advantage of size and strength which is becoming a factor in football these days.

I will use him as an AM because he'll contribute more there, not just by creating goals, scoring them too being that he has a wicked eye for goals.

First, they denied ever saying they'll end boko haram immediately, then they tried to establish decree 4 again by barring ait while #babaonechance claimed he wasn't aware, now this one has started making excuses...lol

U've not even assumed office and you're making excuses., I laff in efik

Abuja is the "I have arrived" for runs girls in Nigeria.
Abuja runs girls are not your average runs girl, they can buy booze for themselves in clubs, sit and chill while making passes at you unlike most of these other state where you have to lock all your valuables inside your car before you enter room...

Someone said Owerri is the las Vegas of naija and I agree, been there a couple of times and trust me, everyday is Friday there, however what annoys me is that secondary school girls are also involved.

First strip club I ever attended was in PH...their own sef nor dey here.

Well, Lagos is Lagos.

Benin, no go area. Won't even try myself there.

I'll be visiting Uyo and Calabar very soon. We'll see what the fuss about these towns are.

shodexy:
I can only vouch for ph since I just moved there. However where can one find decent girls in ph to be ur gf?

Casablanca in GRA.

Umm...ok Lala et Rokiatu, I know u guys like klaus and the originals but that's not the topic here.

I understand that the public sector isn't always rosy at first in exception of some offices but the benefits are much as u grow through the ranks. All you need is patience

prof1990:
So it is better to remain a policeman earning less than 30k than davido's bouncer? I dnt think so.....forget pension.....most govt worker dnt live to collect theirs

Davido's bouncer can will always be his bouncer or perhaps, leave him and open his own outfit if he doesn't spend all his money on groupies.

The policeman that earns 30k today might just become the IG someday.

Ok so this thought has been bothering me for some time now and honestly I didn't want to put it up here bust since I have gotten no serious explanation, I felt i'll get a more tangible explanation for this crime (I absolutely despise tights)

In this era of G-strings and low waist pants (my personal favourite) I still can't phantom why some girls still wear tights, it's not sexy, not a turn on at all, the thought of it alone has that "brrrr" effect on me.

So ladies, why wear tights?

olalat:
Oga Titus, sahara reporter is not a Nigeria based e media. Gej had little influence on them. Can you recollect the issue between your failed GEJ and leadership news paper. Google it.

Mr Simbi, whether Sahara reporters is based in Westeros or in Gryfendor, barring/banning a media house from covering the activities of the in coming government or the President elect of a "democratic government" because it doesn't suit you is wrong.