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tshegs19: Damn!! I love dem fire extinguishers.

Me too. And the floor tiles. Did you see the floor?

You'll find her...alive...in one piece

Woooah! The bag! Did you see the bag?

Nice thread...

I read the first post three times, yet i do not understand the meaning of Glorious Ruins. Ruins? Glorious? Arrrrggghhhh. I think i'm a bit slow today.

Good one OP. Enjoy

Obinoscopy: Eiya, pele. U learnt the hard way

I tell you

carzola: thanks but i think the acid bath would help u wit ur body ordur.. Try it

You must be very...

I no blame you. A child was born without skull. You are perfectly made yet you still do not appreciate what you have. Rock that birth mark. Make it your pride and identity. What do you expect before? Mask? Nansense!

Emmyk: I cannot, how will he hear cars honking,? Side mirrors dont do the job alone.

Imagine, a sharp corner, that you need to honk to know if another car in coming.... #Youonlydieonce...

This one aint mouth-reading.

You get sense jare. Nigerians can be very sentimental at the expense of their own lives.

A deaf man drove me once...i met myself in a ditch. He couldn't hear impatient drivers honking. I was even shouting at him to use his mirrors but he couldn't hear me. He was communicating with me in sign language and i was shouting in my own language too. See confusion. Na so we hear "gbam" for back.

Like seriously? Natural delivery? Chai! This baby don tear her mother's "small london". Will she wear diapers too?

Her mother should not even bother to breastfeed her. Na Pounded yam and egusi soup she go dey chop. If she handle the mama's bressttt ehn...

Surgery or acid bath...

solidbroda: Sup Granny?

Oh my goodness!!!

[size=18pt]UDOKA?[/size] My own Udoka? Oh my goodness! This is wonderful!

Controversy: @least she's better than u in all ramification

How? Pray tell. Whichever way, i am grateful i'm not like her

Rubbish! There are better and more reasonable ways to pass a good message...that's if she even understands what the debate is all about.

CFCfan: I am

Oh...that explains it then. Thanks

Is she normal?

@CFCfan, a quick question: Are you still a fan of Tonto Dickey?

[quote author=Donalð Genes]no dey blow that kind adulterated language for me abeg#yuck#[/quote]Are you ok? Like seriously? Was she even referring to you? Gosh!

Idowuogbo: about o! awayu? bros wa nko? she ti mu date?

lol...he is fine. Date is loading...

Lol @ "easier said than done". What's the big deal in cleaning your parents up? Like seriously? You think it's a big deal? Oh yeah, I get the point of this thread now. Smh...

[quote author=Donalð Genes]easy said than done................in the light of that i will agree with you on that assertion if you saying that from the bottom of your heart.......reason am saying so is perhaps in a scenario where your dad didn't follow you to school to snap some pics, and you were like "ohh lemme qot back home then we can still take photos,and your dad insisted he wants to take the pics like that........wouldn't you oblige him?[/quote]This part got me laughing. For what na? Then I better get myself dirty too so we can be on the same DIRTY level. My point is, I can't be all 'tushed' up and clean and my Dad will be like that. It's either we both get dirty, or both get clean. Kapish?

I know you are trying to prove that some people are ashamed of their parents. Well, I am not. We've been through thick and thin together, and whatever affects one, affects all.

"Suwe and Ten-ten" helps children to pay attention to details.

Way to go, Carissa Yip.

ganase2: Her father, Percy, who taught her until she began beating him within a year, said she could reach master level in as soon as a year. “Some never reach master level,” he said. “From expert to master, it’s a huge jump.”

Sounds like pidgin English to me. Funny. Nice one Papa Carissa

Idowuogbo: Seconded! ori e pe!

Where on earth have you been?

Source? How are we so sure the man is his father? Could be anybody.

Well, I can't do what he did. I would clean him up. Water is free, soap is cheap. I would wash his feet and clean him up. Get some food and put smiles on his face. Get him a chair to sit on, and plant a wet kiss on his face. I can't be looking all 'tushed' up on my day of Graduation, while me Dad looks tired, weak, hungry and dirty.

SLIDE waxie: no body knew there will be a house in the wilderness
Port to the nearest town/city