₦airaland Forum

They didn't come to my street the last time. If una like, make una no count me again. I go soon port

Such a news for front page. Thank God no life was lost.

Where is the Robot?

Sloan: See this small girl without brains! Tell your eldest in your family to grow up first!

Get your behind off silly topics. You claim to be old but you act like a child. Just look at yourself and read your first post again. Your mates are discussing "manly" issues, you are here acting like a girl on her period.

Very silly thread. OP needs to grow up. Like seriously!

I agree with the OP. I think Nairaland is becoming a joke. Maybe it's because of the size. Larger things are probably more difficult to maintain. There was a Nairaland!

goldfish80: I don't want to believe people leave their homes to go spread washed clothes on 3rd mainland bridge.you can't have me fooled on this one.but if you insist this happens...
I repeat again,this government is planing to seal houses. If you support this action,then i have a reason to believe you are a wicked person.

Yes! I support the action FULLY! In fact, i'm going to start educating people on the importance of healthy living. I have condemned some recent acts of LSG...but on this one, i am fully behind them.

#operation keep your boxers off public places

No wonder most of our leaders are comfortable doing nothing. Every little thing they do would end up in baskets of condemnation. No wonder they fold their arms and feast on our National cake in silence.

jackbauersballs: I live in London and people hang clothes on their balcony here all the time...especially if you live in a cramped flat with no clothes dryer...

I honestly think this rule is quite bizarre

So because they do it in London, we must do it in Nigeria? Is it even healthy? You can't take people out of slums if you don't take the slums out of them. We just want to live healthy and 'reasonably' . Is that bizzare?

yorex2011: damn!! u wanna kill people??

Nope. I wanna feed people

goldfish80: Nigerians never cease to amaze me. The topic headline clearly states 'Lagos to ban buildings with indiscriminate spread of washed cloths' and people here are talking about those spreading their cloths at bridges and flyover WtF?
I ask,how many times have you left your house to go spread and wash your cloths on the bridge or flyover? The Government is clearly saying that they would clamp down on people who spread their cloths on their balconies etall.And With the use of the word 'indiscriminate' in this context,its open to the interpretation of the lastma thugs and the tax enforcers what is discriminate and indiscriminate.

Obviously, you have not been to certain crazy parts in Lagos. I see no reason why you should "preach" against them since you obviously don't understand the issue on ground.

Bigcake: Misplaced priorities. How will dat put food on d table for the common man?

You are still waiting for the government to put food on your table? Correct!

Bigcake: Nonsense, is dat the only ting govt can see? Cant they see bad roads n dilapidated schools begging for atention?

And you think the government is not doing anything about bad roads and schools? You must think Fashola is a magician or a wizard. I'll wait to you become a governor so you can transform a very bad state to a glorious one within 3 months.

The key word here is INIDISCRIMINATE!

Nigerians make noise about everything yet they don't want to do anything. Most of the people crying foul here have probably never visited Lagos.

Confused lots!

Why do some Nigerians find it difficult to read? Did you even read the entire post at all? Did you read the part that says "spreading clothes on bridge railings on major roads..."? Keep them off the fences and frontage of buildings too.

Who cares if you spread your "rusted" boxers and smelly panties on your television? Just keep em off public places. Is that too much to ask? Keep your wet clothes in your compounds or around your house...there are cloth lines.

I saw a woman drying her wet clothes on cars packed outside a house. Is that normal? Gosh!

Lmao. I would just pretend like i was really sleeping.

idnoble135: dont know why but this is quite hilarious. You could have probably not served them that food@all.

And what do i tell the guests? It was obvious they were waiting for the food? Cooking another one was not an option. Apart from the time factor, i was not in the mood to cook. Make dem no vex...

idnoble135: lol, i can imagine the puzzled looks on their face.

My mum did the cooking. She was totally embarrassed. She threatened to "ship me off" to another family

onila: yr attitudes sucks

but u seem nice

I am nice!


Me is nice! I'm a nun...you are a virgin! We have to be nice

Lots of baking blunders especially in the Salt Department

I remember cooking moi-moi without veg oil too. I totally forgot.

I remember the day the Christmas Stew poured away...all of it. It was a mistake. The entire chicken and orisirisi, all on the kitchen floor. Guests were salivating in the living room...waiting for me to serve them. I scooped the soup from the floor and served them...with the sand and all. I didn't eat. I watched them as they ate in silence and passed funny looks. *shrugs* Twas a mistake...honestly!

And to think i've tried that before?

*shudders*

How many times will you open a thread on this topic? Do we affect you that much?

We rock!

#teamlasgidi

Oh...your ex? No wonder! I thought you said you "tried to date her".

As for your question, i think the importance of bosom feeding and hormonal changes during pregnancy lead to the 'transfomation' you are referring to.

Yes we do. I pay my tax regularly!



Oh please, don't question me. I'm a celebrity!

A nursing mother's bosom turned you on?


Hmmmm. What kind of answer were you even expecting?

*rolls eyes*

supaeagles: that is true ..... though while your intelligence is high you may need to see an ophthalmologist

How is this an intelligence test?



I see 7!

Awww thanks! As for the question, i think the 'recipients' will have to answer that. What if i say one thing and they say another? Lol...

caseless: hmmmmmm.......i think i read that bomb in caracta's shell. No b small thing btw u and ur bank/bankers.

Me ma de miss lalaosky, binger, ayobase, dont8 and above all, you; u kn why i de miss u pass.


Caracta............*loves*

I love you too