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I laugh. Can you just imagine?

Idowuogbo: O ti sign! Lmaooo!!!

ItsModella: Caracta, I have told you several times to stop responding to that imbecilic specimen

I have stopped jare. I have just few minutes to spare. Never knew his case was this bad. So pathetic!

ItsModella: hahahahahahahahah!! Caracta is mad.

If I hear that DailyNews is not addicted to Nairaland...shior!!! Make una see when pot dey call kettle black.

lol...i'm not even mad yet and i don't want it to get to that level.

*sprinkles holy water on thread*

free2ryhme: for your mind .. your market value dey drop u don't know ....

You've been seeking for attention since 1875...and nobody is giving it to you. It must hurt so bad. I won't engage you. I don't do asslickers. Now scram!

If you "Dear Caracta" me again, i would slap you senseless through my keypads.

Amunibuni eran ibiye. A munishiso. Me wey no dey too talk sef. Ko ro gboin lenu e. Mozambula

[quote author=2s£xy]Guy relax na... Haba. Na w 4u oh.
U no c say I don leave Idowu make she cary her craze go?
Stop replying them.
If truth be told, we caused the whole naija-girls-like-money syndrom.

Yes,from home, friends, society and what have you. So chill man.[/quote]God bless you. May your days be long.

DailyNews: Dear Caracta, there is no need covering up or shying away from the truth here...for once, accept truth and learn.

I have read all what you guys wrote and said about me, believe me, I have picked some valid points, so thank you.

Pls kindly and humbly take my advice and u will live a more fulfilling life. Being a female, a lady, it doesn't fit your personality to be so addicted to internet when u aren't earning a dime from there, meditate on this.

And it is not just you alone but to all the female addicts who sleep and wake up on nairaland...who jump from thread to thread fooling around. Pls you all shud take my advice.

Thank you all...have a lovely new month

Will you shut your mouth? What do you know about me? Do i work on sundays? Have you been keeping tabs on me? Do you know if i get frequent on nairaland during work days? Other than update my diary, how many threads do i make comments on, on weekdays? Are you in your right senses?

And where do you have the time to keep tabs on people if you are not jobless yourself? Where do you draw your conclusions from? Pls go and sit down.

Stop being a dumb Galilean. Grow up. I won't respond to you again. Ninnyhammer.

ItsModella: LMAOOOOO!!! So what happened to DN yesterday is still biting him?

Abeg, who read his epistle? summarize o

It was a piece of advice o. That good girls don't use Nairaland. Nairaland is only filled with bad girls and should be left for teenagers.

He must be a teenager too. Abi what is he doing here? Dude has lost it. We need your prayers.

The same guy that was chasing a certain Nairaland girl is now advising us. A-ca-wonders!

alutacontinua: But serious, I still don't get this whole thing about Caracta?
DN, have you met her in real life before?

He is obsessed. I'm his nightmare. I own him. I rule him. I control his mind like Jajang. He is not free yet cos he is beneath me

And no, he has not met me in real life. Isn't that cute? A man with a diarrhoea mouth. A doofus. A sissy. Hahahaha. Chei!

Oh my gosh! I'm still making waves. He woke up with my thoughts. Awwww. A-ca-cute mehn

So men can seek for attention too. Boredom is a terminal illness.

Welcome to July peeps.

We hope our immature men grow up this new month and stop crying like they have tampons in their holes.

Off to work. Thank God for the rain

pc guru: Interpretation Go and do nothing. seriously take actions into hand prayers r for those who lack the will to make things happen.

I gave that piece of advice because i don't understand why someone would want a cheat. It's beyond me!

free2ryhme: we are watching soccer

Is that all?

[quote author=2s£xy]Make una go wash mash ooo [/quote]We are o. Can't you see the thread has been deserted? We are "washing mash"

[quote author=uj_sizzle]bebe i see your handwork[/quote]

smothly: My guy is a CHEAT,please i need your assistant to win him back to me alone.

He is a cheat and you want him! Wonderful! Go and pray.

Page 18? Na wa o. I've learnt some new things today. A-ca-interesting

Some adults have the brain of my five-year-old

Uj_sizzle, i see ya

free2ryhme: y shld i commit suicide for person wey dey wash plate and clean toilet

Go and sit down!

ItsModella: You dey mind that one, DN's number 1 a*ss muncher? He just dey think with his a*nus and he's looking for somebody he'll drag it out with tonight. No time jare

I obviously don't have his time. Some men are boys!

free2ryhme: people wey get job no dey shout for NL say dem get job .. hope say you don hear

Now that i've shouted mine, do you want to commit suicide?

free2ryhme: dey mention monday like say u get where u dey go ...

Is it paining you that i have job and you don't?

ItsModella: And caracta also posted her photo on the "Beauty of Nairaland women" thread for all to see. A thread which if I remember correctly, you were vehemently against. Many people saw the photo and praised caracta's beauty, too bad you missed the show.

Leave him na. He wants me to keep a banner of my photo on his wall. Do i have his time? Leave the ding-a-ling. Our famous jabberwocky

Hehehe. DN, you have lost it. Keep doing what i commanded you to do. You can't do otherwise. Keep up with the entertainment. I'll soon go to bed. Tomorrow is monday

Oya carry on. You know i'm better than you in all ways. You are such a sissy. No grown up man acts like a doofus.

*spits*

free2ryhme: when woman no get work na the result dey above so oo

Who is the woman? Oh...DN? I know he is. Even my 5-year-old boy is smarter

DailyNews: Gerrat jor..sissy kills

Is that all? Bring it on boy. I own you. You answer to me. Now blow your keypads up as i wait for your next post. Entertain us. Clown. It's a command, not a request.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Dailynews is telling the "truth". He knows everything. [/color]

I tell you. He is omniscient!

Rhymez: I think I will have to read from page one

You need to

Rhymez: Caracta, what did you do to Dailynews?

Intimidation is a powerful tool. I have power over him. I control his mind. He can't rest until i loose my hold. He needs to blow his keypads off first

He is such a child! Just like my little boy.

We give up!!!

...more like a serial killer

*shudders*