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I laugh...

binger: Am here my naughty nun...anything for ur monk?

You are late. I want to sleep now. Goodnight

Goodnight everyone. Sweet dreams and have a nice weekend.

This hornipipe guy is funny...lol

Where is binger?

Lalawhite, you are funny o. Chei!

Lalawhite, check again o

*brushes teeth*

lalaosky: lol...nice move....you've got mail!!

Ok partner

lalaosky: lol...you've started dodging my questions?...spill the beans cara...i aint got nothing to hide

Keep your voice down. We are partners, remember?

lalaosky: who's her?...name her and watch me defend myself...i'm single as the moon and straight as a happy joystick(courtsey of seun)

Nah. We both know her, lets not make it public. She is too quiet for all that. Lucky you...lol

lalaosky: i'm dead serious...i'm working towards your requirements of Mr right.lmao

hahahahaha. Lalawhite...lol. You want her to break my head abi?

@lalaosky, you are not serious o...lol

@ogugua88, yeah. The shorter, the better. We'll be fine.

@ogugua88, i saw you on that thread. Lol...you can imagine. I need to start working on myself.

Modella, here is the link: https://www.nairaland.com/885067/how-northern-women-stay-silent

Idowuogbo: Just have Fela's expensive sh!t track playing in the background. No need for EPAEpi.

lol...something romantic jor

ogugua88: [size=13pt]Lol. You better. You earned it lol.[/size]

I have plans for it o...hmmm

lucenzo: hi

hmmmm. Hello

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]lol expect not being able to cut my own toe nails after 6months or so[/quote]lol...that's a small thing na

@lucenzo, wetin happen na? This your own Mr. Nairaland is in a different world o. Learn to say "hi" once in a while. It doesn't hurt

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]I love my food pregnant or not *hids her face*[/quote]hahahaha. Then you have nothing to worry about

ogugua88: [size=13pt]Haha! I hope I look good when the day comes too. That tends not to be the case lol.[/size]

I hope so too. See how we are making plans for it. When the pain starts, i hope i'll remember to make a video.

ItsModella: like duh? I'm gonna hire a makeup artist on that day...babes must not dull..

lol...good idea. I hope you won't slap the makeup artist.

ItsModella: seriously? do they take some sort of pain killer?

No. I'll look for the thread later. I think it's more of a 'tribal' thing. They take pride in that.

ogugua88: [size=13pt]Seriously? Hmmm... I don't think that's my portion. I'll be whimpering at the very least lol.[/size]

As in ehn...i no fit. But i need the video of my birthing process. So i need to look good all through. I'll wear a lip gloss

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]i wish [/quote]lol...don't worry jor. The idea of getting very hungry too scares me. I don't like food but i know pregnant women eat a lot. Na wa o

ogugua88: [size=13pt]If I'm hurting, I don't run for meds or cry or anything lol. I hate it but I'll tolerate it. All I know is there's a reason why birthing women curse their husbands, scream, cry, punch, rip hair, etc. I'm not looking forward to experiencing that part lol.

I started a thread in family a few days ago. Some men tried a labour pain simulator. They tried laughing it off and failed. Smh lol.[/size]

I saw the thread...funny. Now they'll know it's not easy. I actually saw a thread on nairaland a while ago,about a certain tribe in the Northern part of Nigeria, where women do not cry through the birthing process. They don't even make a sound. No sound at all

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]wow u are brave...smile through it all. im probably going to be just as melodramatic as my sisters were during labour[/quote]lol...i can imagine
I won't be having morning sickness though...just like every other woman in my family. Good for me...

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]And you will be called Ugoeze [/color]

No thanks

ItsModella:

I tried all that, still no growth..

Modellaaaaaaaaa!
*lips sealed*

ogugua88: [size=13pt]I hate pain. I'll probably be loaded with epidural. The thought alone makes me cringe.[/size]

Same here. I can stand pains though but i don't know about labour pains. I actually want twins.

lalaosky: @ CARACTA, i've seen reasons in your posts CARACTA, the only cutie with the best character on NL.i'm gonna be cheering 'em from now on.i'm sorry though.i'm writing this in blue fonts, your favourite and room colour so that you won't be disappointed in me again

Awwww sweetie

*gives him the same treatment i gave tgirl4real*

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]i also cant wait but the thought of being pregnant (for real) scares the crap out of me[/quote]I'm not scared at all. It's the child-birth process that scares me. I want to be able to smile all through the labour pains and take pictures

lucenzo: GBAGAUN

Oh yeah, ring the bell out loud. You can do better than that, you know?

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]to have ur own?[/quote]Exactly. I have them all around me but they are not mine biologically

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]Call her Lolo [/color]

Issokay

@sijo, good evening