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Hi Damex333

lalaosky: stop this cara...my hymen is safe and sound...why the defamation of my character?...cos you're banished from our convent for being a seductive nun, is that why you want to soil my E-reputation?

Oh...that's true. You are a monk. I forget things easily. Don't mind me.
*clears throat*
To whom it may concern, lalaosky is a virgin. He is as "straight as a happy joystick"
He doesn't break hearts. He is cool and handsome. His pictures wowed us at the Mr. Nairaland competition. He respects women and he is fun to be with. Pls consider his advances. Thank you.

lalaosky: lmao...cara biko don't soil my virgin name with NL mud...

I was only hailing you na. Virgin? As in...virgin? You mean you still never "do the do" after knacking all those girls and BOYS. Your own virginity na special one o...your 'hymen' is still intact. Lala, fear God. Hmmmm

Hmmm. The only lala...lalaosky...lalawhite....lalaflirt...lalacute...lalaserialflirt...lalawomencounsellor...lalawomenaffairs...etc.

Oahray: em... I am not cute sha but I believe in miracles. Don't you?

It's either you are cute or not cute. Marry a pretty wife.

@dont8, thank you.

lalaosky: cara, how about we name ours, baby gazel

You don't like baby bat? Mtcheeew

skydeep: . I burnt that dictionary

Yes o.

Oahray: wrong Goodmorning. I like that lil gal on your dp, so cute! My daughters go fine pass am sha.

Your daughters? It depends on your wife sha. I hope you are a cute guy too.

@skydeep, i've been trying to persuade them o. This country sha.

@lalaosky, you are calling your godson a baby antelope. Hehehehe. You no de fear. Don't let me break your head o. Ehn ehn.

skydeep: . Never knew you are a comedian.

Laughing at me, huh? Smh. Don't you know it's good to be hardworking? I'm staring hard at this well-packaged firewood with my logo all over it. I wonder why people are not buying.

skydeep: selling what? *giggles* pls dont fall my hands o! . Lalaosky dares not

Wetin i go do na? I even need to add toothpick sef. Life na jeje. I can't shout.

skydeep: lol. How are you baby?

Fine o. Selling firewood and matches to make ends meet. Wait o, i hope lalaosky is not flirting with you. I'm ready to break his face o.

skydeep: sweetheart

Hmmm. This smile is turning my head o. Goodmorning.

dont8: Am I included

You? No. Goodmorning

@lalaosky, fine. I bet yours was good too. I have to go now. Have a nice day.

@derailers, i know you guys won't answer my greeting. Goodmorning o.

@lalaosky, sorry about last night. I wasn't actually viewing the thread. Goodmorning.

Is this a poem?

[quote author=Mynd_44]Wetin you smoke?[/quote]Abeg do you understand? Because i don't.

This thread is funny.
@OP, i'm curious. Why are you bisexual? I'm a nun, you have nothing to worry about.

@acidosis, this is not the best approach. You'll just keep hardening her heart. I'm not in support of a bisexual relationship. The more reason why i didn't bother to condemn or commend her. I was shocked when i read her post too but i can't judge her.

[quote author=Mynd_44]Okay ooo[/quote]Better

[quote author=Mynd_44]No. I am ugly[/quote]What's wrong with you? I got this.
*angry*

NessaFresh: Yeah that's true...he sounds like a cute guy too..is he?

Very cute. He is handsome. You'll like him. He doesn't look for trouble and he respects women. I'll answer all your questions about him. I know him like the back of my hand. Feel free

martyns303: Tot oleku is a hit song by ice prince?

Oleku is an old way of dressing by the Yoruba women a long time ago.