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Eze Promoe: [color=olive]Good morning, Chemistry! [/color]

Good morning, biology

@dont8, i'm fine now. Goodmorning.

@xynerise, errrmmm...how was your night?

[quote author=gree-die]ofcz. Fear fear. [/quote]*beats chest*
Me? Me? No way. Goodmorning. How's your real e-boyfriend?

ItsModella: uh-huh.

*clears throat*
ermmm, you rejected lalaosky and you expect me to take him? No way! Who does that? Lala dearie, it's a sorry case.

ItsModella: no dull yourself...it's me and binger now.

Bingeeeeeeerrrrrr?

Oahray: hmmm... E b like say na nuns come dey sabi sharp things pass other people now o.

lol...sweet dreams

lalaosky: better options like?...thrill me mammi

#yawns#
Sweet dreams

lalaosky: why?

Modella. I can't betray my sis. You want to cheat on her now, huh? Smh...

lalaosky: that's the exact year sweetlemon got proposed to...*tongue out*


stop this gra gra...say yes so that "I CAN BE ROVING YOU LONG TIME*

Forget sweetlemon. She's a learner. Who needs a bed? There are better options.

lalaosky: yeah but i heard the stock you're offering is a rare kind...can you teach me?

No!

Sijo01: If you tell him, I will dis-nun you. Nansense

Try me...

lalaosky: baby, all i need and know is YOU...

I'm keeping my body for you..i wanna be your bed guy...*face palm*

Oh...people still use bed? Come on, this is 2013.

Sijo01: Gwad! Your mouth's too bad.....thought you'r a nun.

I know you like the song. Romantic much, huh? Wait till kunle comes back. Nansense.

lalaosky: what?!!...oh my jingles springles..my goggle boglgle...this is cataclysmic!!


You asked for it mammi...if i french kiss you, the world will stand still to watch my sleek moves!!

Have you been french-kissed before?

lalaosky: E-date with crystalline...*shocked*

the fate of those stripped old men at imo state for homosexualism awaits you.lol


come to me mammi, i've got whatchu want

smh...all those weekend girls never do you. Hmmm. Just be careful sha and use protection. I can't shout.

lalaosky: caracta talk to me goddamit or else i'm gonna french kiss you!!

Really? Then i don't want to talk to you.

Smh for you, acidosis. Hitting on your friend's girl with an ancient song.

lalaosky: more of a sexy nun


crystalline, talk to me, i'm a virgin

bamikole, talk to caracta and pray she doesn't seduce you

Why now? Don't ruin my e-date. Go to bed.
Errrm...crystallin, pls stay away from him.

[quote author=acidosis™]u want to talk with a black scammer [/quote]I HAVE QUESTIONS!

Hello crystallin and bamikole2012. I went through your nairaland records.
Will you talk to me? I have some questions. I'm a nice nun.

Hello blackrussian. The guy who has zero topic, zero comment, but follows a lot of people. Nice profile.
Will you talk to me? Pls...i'm a nice nun.

ItsModella: what? na lie I talk?

Have you seen me before? You no lie sha. I'm a newbie in all things. Na true

ItsModella: no, Caracta is a very God fearing and noble lady, she can't do such.

Taaa...

ItsModella: Chei, I don die. Ok see what happened..Ikekings asked if there was any lady in the house and I called your name, at that time I didn't know that he wanted to you know...do something.

lol...i don hear. That guy needs to be flogged in the sharia way.

ItsModella: he indirectly called you a girl...are you gonna let that slide?

lol...wicked!

@gree-die, nah i won't answer that joke/kwesion

@sijo, i don hear

@oahray, thanks for your concern

ItsModella: Who is that person? He must have interpreted wrongly.

Yeah kinda. The three of them probably did...including my brother.

ItsModella: I swear to Obatala.

Someone interpreted the conversation already. I understand the full gist now. Can you imagine? Chei! I don suffer!

[quote author=gree-die]but, is he really always online? [/quote]No

CFCfan: Less than 100 monikers needed for NL to reach the 1 million mark!
My final prediction is that this mark will be reached on Saturday morning! 190, it's over to you

Pls stop. This your daily crusade hurts my ears and eyes. No offence.

Sijo01: hahahahaha.... Its 'one morning stand' because its morning already.

Even you? Wow!