₦airaland Forum

Prixus:
try this. when she's angry try to make love to her. let her beat u then rape her. she might end up enjoying it. I had a girl who was like that. each time we quarrel I'd be her then she'd calm down n we'd have set but one day I held her hands and got hard and then forced her to have sex surprisingly she came like never before and I realised it was a fetish for her. she loved being raped especially when we had a fight...

Oh lawd!

Golf!!!

So boring!

I want to spend less than 500k.

Plus wears(for both of us), shoes, drinks, t.fare, etc.

Mynd44:
All beat you hands down in beauty and brains so shut dafuq up

Hey you.


Errrrmmm OP, what's your other moniker?

1miccza:
Also heard that the black soup thingy was a good magnet for potential suitor that was proving stubborn in Edo state... Na hear i hear oo

Hian. Not the same black soup then. Ours had no magnet

Is it the same as malaria soup?

I remember my mum preparing 'black' soup to cure/prevent malaria.

Delicious and medicinal. We never had reasons to swallow pills every minute. Black soup thingz.

Crazy city you can't help but like.

Annoying sometimes...or all the time.

The baby is strong o.

Nice one.

cramjones:
1. Femi slept with several Igbo women, bragged about it, even came to Nairaland to show Nigerian youths how sexually active he was as a teenager in the UK. As is that was not enough, he wrote a disparaging article about the Igbos, that prompted him to apologize when he came under heavy fire.
-CramJones

He did?

What's his moniker? Or cramjones = FFK?

tiwasiaife:
my people is there any company in Lagos with the name.Mactay consulting no 5 prince adelowo adedeji st., off admiralty way lekki.phase 1 Lagos they sent me invitation for an interview pls confirm this for me before I fall into oluwole hands ooo.God bless u ple

Mactay is genuine.

@topic, I've been lucky. My former boss/HOD was really nice and wonderful. She was aware of all the job interviews I had while working with her. I never had any reason to lie. She was also trying to leave the company so we were hunting for jobs together and would cover up for each other whenever an interview comes up.

My current employer? Nah! How do you even want to lie? You are sick? You need a doctor's report from the approved hospitals we use. In fact, the doctor has to call beforehand. The doctors won't even agree to help you out because they don't want to lose their contracts. The only excuse is death, a sick spouse, child or relative. In that case, you'd be advised to drop him/her at the approved hospital and come back to work.

But if I need to 'stab' work, I give no excuse. I simply disappear. Then call and complain of family problems, come back to face the consequences. I don't know how to tell a lie face-to-face.

Meaning?



It's even better. Let's know the true position of our banks without MDAs

Mynd44:
eh? No ooo.

You should stick with Java phones and those noisy Chinese phones.

A-ca-scuze me! Just wait and see. I'll show you

UjSizzle:
Yimu. You want to wreck that baby eh

No I won't jor.

Come see my Lumia So posh and cute!

Chai! My God! Sony Xperia Z3 please. Please! Just Z3. Chai!

kellystech:
ive been using the said account for cash deposit of 2-500k buh ive used for up to 3.something million and I dnt want to go and cash the money den move with cash to my bank to deposit, anyway I will make inquiries frm my bank 1st tin in the morning, thanks once again

Ok. I think you use a regular savings account.

Anyway, since you don't have a current account for this clearing cheque we are talking about, why not let the sender make an online transfer into your savings account? Easier and better.

It has to be India!

kellystech:
buh is it possible for it hold more than 3m?, I just hav one acct for nw. Thanks for ur swift response

It depends on the bank really. A normal savings account should. There are different types. Some won't allow above 200k. If your account has never witnessed such large amount or your specified occupation couldn't fetch such that fast, questions may be asked. Again, confirm from your bank. A simple phone call or e-mail would settle this.