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lolz@most of the comments
growing up,Popsie used to form very sharp guy..those were the days of NITEL..He had a code for locking the phone in our house so you couldn't make calls but receive calls..unbeknown to him,i stumbled on the code to lock and unlock the phone when i was cleaning his room..Alas,the phone bills for the subsequent months just ballooned..popsie kept insisting we were using the phone to call but my mum would jump at our defense that he(dad)alone knew the code.

We had this cordless phone then(the type that you could plug and move the handset about the house without the NITEL cable within some reasonable distance).On this day,i thought my dad had gone to church and i unlocked the phone and started making calls when my dad came into the house..i immediately started sweating..he looked at me and asked me to give him the phone but i told him my friend that called me would soon drop and he wanted to give me the names of some books we were told to buy(my papa no dey take ear hear books).so i made for my room like i wanted to get a pen..you need to see the speed with which i locked the phone back(phew)..came out and handed the phone back to him..he tried to make a call just to confirm the phone was locked but he still looked at me suspiciously(atleast he didn't have any proof)


@ another time,my mum was a teacher back then so every Saturday morning,she would go for NTI course modules...once she was out of the house,see freedom(like when Nelson Mandela was released from prison).On this day,i went out immediately my mum stepped out as usual to play football..at about 5pm(she often returns by 6pm),i saw someone that looked like my mum down the street and i started racing home.I rushed into the sitting room announcing to my siblings that my mum was coming back. lo and behold,see momsie sitting on the chair(she had the favorite chair that overlooks the entrance where she could see everything happening outside) with 2 different canes on the table waiting for me..the speed with which i entered the house was the same i used to do a U-turn and ran back outside the house.she had been back since 12 noon cos no lecture

She kept waiting for me until about 9pm,when she didn't see me,she had to start looking for me and calling my name all over the neighborhood saying i should please come home and she wouldn't beat me again..i had gone to a neighbor's backward,opened their drum and stayed inside.i even slept off inside the drum..after i felt i had put enough fear of God in her,i came out sweating profusely..

She took me home,gave me food even with 2 pieces of meat after i had taken my bath..she kept promising she wouldn't beat me ever again..i smiled and foolish me,ate the food and went to sleep.at about 1am,na there action film start..she had tied my hands and legs cos i could sleep deeply then..she woke me up and as i opened my eyes,i saw one new long cane(pankere)in her hand..i knew i was dead..my turn to beg..she beat the Devil out of me and asked me not to shout(still have the mark on the inside of my arm till date)..i refused to go to school on monday claiming i was sick .

i was in senior secondary school then and i needed money cos i don dey get girlfriend then and omo boy wanted to impress..i needed to buy a geography textbook by Goh Cheng Long and i told popsie it was actually 3 different geography textbooks i needed to buy..one by Goh..another by Cheng and the 3RD BY LONG.he gave me money for all 3(it's only books you can ask my dad money for and extra lessons in school that he wont slash your proposal or ask questions)

i bought only one geography textbook and i mistakenly left it on the table during one of the breaks..popsie saw it..see family meeting on top my head..even our neighbors knew about what i did..lolz



tory plenty..i was fucking stubborn way back then

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she submitted her CV for MTN call center but i guess the company recruits on behalf of many companies..she said they were given a questionnaire to fill and invited for one on one interview and they were asked questions from their CV and the questionnaire(short interview though)..told to go and they would get back at them...datz all

hello house..please a friend of mine just received a text that Mactay Consulting is recruiting and she has been asked to come for interview tomorrow..
please i would like to have some pointers from anyone in the house that has attended any recruitment exercise with them before..what are the likely things to expect...
thanks for the help

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30k for a non Nigerian used bold5!!!...wont fly sir and am selling with all accessories sir .

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the pictures tell the story more
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Mint like new Iphone 4 for sale..black colour(available with just the charger @49k

we have different models of blackberry phones for sale
all phones are neat and in good working condition.they are used in the UK and Canada..never been used in Nigeria
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used bold 5 (white with box and all accessories)...55k
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Susan Efeji: Very few would know her, as she stays outside the school environment most of the time. She is a very busty lady with every sexy endowment that can make a warm blooded man empty his pockets in a hurry. She drives an exotic Range Rover, which was bought for her by one of her sugar daddies. Her clients are not young boys, but are the top men who walk the corridors of power.

did anybody see the bolded part? so people now celebrate prostitution and prostitutes as the biggest girls on campus!!! Good Lawd

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just some few pieces available..pick ur's today

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the Nepa office attached to my area has 2 generators...like someone said "how can you give what you dont have" and some people are here defending the presence of a generator there...even in the 2013 budget,a lot of ministries made provisions for purchasing generators,maintenance and fueling

Naija...we've seen a lot of terrible things that nothing is a big deal anymore...E go better( our usual Slogan)

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seems a lot of people just read the first story and don't bother with reading the updated additions by the OP..she's not asking that she be called aunty cos levels have changed but she wants to use it to set a tone and to see if the SIL would abide by it as a peace offering for slapping her

@ OP..you can deprive yourself of somethings cos you want to be friendly and nice to some people but a bad person will be a bad person irrespective of how you treat them...just set boundaries and make sure everybody respect it.
as for those saying you ought to have slapped her back,didn't they read where you said ur MIL was there and she incited ur SIL against you? if you had slapped your SIL back,it would have degenerated into a brawl as your MIL would have come to fight you on her daughters behalf..at the end,this would have resulted into a family meeting where the elders are invited cos they would claim you beat your MIL up and not that ur SIL slapped u first(it's their word against ur's as you have no body to corroborate your story)

dont feel bad,i think you did the right thing and let your husband handle matters from here on but pls,SET BOUNDARIES

sorry sir..i dont have at the moment

speedyboi: Me? Tell nigerians my problems? Tufiakwa! I'd rather tell my Dog.

@op, i can say for a fact that if he had told you, you won't help him. You are just another hypocrite like the average nigerian.

Didnt you know that your friend is jobless before? The recruiter is a close pal of yours, and he never told you he was recruiting? What are you telling me?! he definitely must had mentioned it to you, if you are indeed that close. But you didnt bother to tell your jobless friend to apply (he would have voiced out that he already did and you would've been able to get him the job), now you come here and you start saying bs, abeg bundle yourself out of my sight! bloody typical nigerian hypocrite! Mtcheew

i really didn't see anywhere he said the friend was jobless in his narration..the friend could possibly be employed and he's trying to move to another job so it's possible the OP might not be aware of such plans.

is this the new Bold 5? it's clearly stated Samsung on the back..pls modify your topic as that looks like a Samsung tab 7.0 to me

we have different models of blackberry phones for sale
all phones are neat and in good working condition.they are used in the UK and Canada..never been used in Nigeria
used bold 5(black with charger only)...50k
used bold 5 (white with box and all accessories)...62k
used bold 5(white with charger only)...58k
used bold 6 (black with charger only)...42k
used Torch 2(white with charger only)..44k
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