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Neatly registered 2008 Toyota Camry XLE is for sale..very neat interior..Car needs a new Engine hence d low price
Price is 1.3m and negotiable..please who ever is calling should note that he'd might need to buy another engine for the car to serve you well
Call 08076474949 or email dejimichael@gmail for further inquiries

Now 85k...still available

Still available And d price is negotiable too

Available for sale is a Mint like New White Iphone5 32GB..fone comes with charger and d Original Iphone5 earfones and it's factory unlocked...90k and slightly negotiable
Call 08076474947 or email dejimichael@gmail.com

@Nadesh,yes...she's not an Anget but subleting it cos she got an offer to move in with her cousin..so she has a day time job..there's still a year and 6 months left on the rent so you're getting it @ a good bargain

Sorry Oga Jayon..the number is now available.for those that called to make inquiry,the place is just #50 bike from Sabo Yaba(which is some 5 mins walk from E -Centre)

Available for let is a clean self contain room in makoko area of yaba.The room is in a new building and has the wall and toilet floor tiled..No work needs to be done..just pay and move in..
1 and a half year rent.Total package is 250k..call 08156924482 for further inquiries

lolz@most of the comments
growing up,Popsie used to form very sharp guy..those were the days of NITEL..He had a code for locking the phone in our house so you couldn't make calls but receive calls..unbeknown to him,i stumbled on the code to lock and unlock the phone when i was cleaning his room..Alas,the phone bills for the subsequent months just ballooned..popsie kept insisting we were using the phone to call but my mum would jump at our defense that he(dad)alone knew the code.

We had this cordless phone then(the type that you could plug and move the handset about the house without the NITEL cable within some reasonable distance).On this day,i thought my dad had gone to church and i unlocked the phone and started making calls when my dad came into the house..i immediately started sweating..he looked at me and asked me to give him the phone but i told him my friend that called me would soon drop and he wanted to give me the names of some books we were told to buy(my papa no dey take ear hear books).so i made for my room like i wanted to get a pen..you need to see the speed with which i locked the phone back(phew)..came out and handed the phone back to him..he tried to make a call just to confirm the phone was locked but he still looked at me suspiciously(atleast he didn't have any proof)


@ another time,my mum was a teacher back then so every Saturday morning,she would go for NTI course modules...once she was out of the house,see freedom(like when Nelson Mandela was released from prison).On this day,i went out immediately my mum stepped out as usual to play football..at about 5pm(she often returns by 6pm),i saw someone that looked like my mum down the street and i started racing home.I rushed into the sitting room announcing to my siblings that my mum was coming back. lo and behold,see momsie sitting on the chair(she had the favorite chair that overlooks the entrance where she could see everything happening outside) with 2 different canes on the table waiting for me..the speed with which i entered the house was the same i used to do a U-turn and ran back outside the house.she had been back since 12 noon cos no lecture

She kept waiting for me until about 9pm,when she didn't see me,she had to start looking for me and calling my name all over the neighborhood saying i should please come home and she wouldn't beat me again..i had gone to a neighbor's backward,opened their drum and stayed inside.i even slept off inside the drum..after i felt i had put enough fear of God in her,i came out sweating profusely..

She took me home,gave me food even with 2 pieces of meat after i had taken my bath..she kept promising she wouldn't beat me ever again..i smiled and foolish me,ate the food and went to sleep.at about 1am,na there action film start..she had tied my hands and legs cos i could sleep deeply then..she woke me up and as i opened my eyes,i saw one new long cane(pankere)in her hand..i knew i was dead..my turn to beg..she beat the Devil out of me and asked me not to shout(still have the mark on the inside of my arm till date)..i refused to go to school on monday claiming i was sick .

i was in senior secondary school then and i needed money cos i don dey get girlfriend then and omo boy wanted to impress..i needed to buy a geography textbook by Goh Cheng Long and i told popsie it was actually 3 different geography textbooks i needed to buy..one by Goh..another by Cheng and the 3RD BY LONG.he gave me money for all 3(it's only books you can ask my dad money for and extra lessons in school that he wont slash your proposal or ask questions)

i bought only one geography textbook and i mistakenly left it on the table during one of the breaks..popsie saw it..see family meeting on top my head..even our neighbors knew about what i did..lolz



tory plenty..i was fucking stubborn way back then

still available

available for sale is a mint (like new) 16GB white Iphone 4S ...phone comes with the box and all accessories
price is 60k..call 08076474947 for more inquiries

she submitted her CV for MTN call center but i guess the company recruits on behalf of many companies..she said they were given a questionnaire to fill and invited for one on one interview and they were asked questions from their CV and the questionnaire(short interview though)..told to go and they would get back at them...datz all

hello house..please a friend of mine just received a text that Mactay Consulting is recruiting and she has been asked to come for interview tomorrow..
please i would like to have some pointers from anyone in the house that has attended any recruitment exercise with them before..what are the likely things to expect...
thanks for the help

pls send pictures to nitwits8701@yahoo.com..what color is it and is it the international edition?

grabs your's soon

still available

16GB brand new apple ipad mini for sale (wifi only)for sale for 68k

call 08076474947 or email nitwits8701@yahoo.com for further inquiries

still available

30k for a non Nigerian used bold5!!!...wont fly sir and am selling with all accessories sir .

available for sale are very neat Black and white Bold5 with box and all the accessories you'd get from a brand new phone
the pictures tell the story more
black is 47k
white is 54k

call 08076474947 or email nitwits8701@yahoo.com for further inquiries

Mint like new Iphone 4 for sale..black colour(available with just the charger @49k

we have different models of blackberry phones for sale
all phones are neat and in good working condition.they are used in the UK and Canada..never been used in Nigeria
used bold 5(black with charger only)...48k
used bold 5 (white with box and all accessories)...55k
used bold 5(white with charger only)...52k
used bold 6 (black with charger only)...39k
used Torch 2(white with charger only)..40k
used Torch 1(white with charger only)...31k
brand new bold5 black for 62k
call 08076474947 or email nitwits8701@yahoo.com for further inquiries

Susan Efeji: Very few would know her, as she stays outside the school environment most of the time. She is a very busty lady with every sexy endowment that can make a warm blooded man empty his pockets in a hurry. She drives an exotic Range Rover, which was bought for her by one of her sugar daddies. Her clients are not young boys, but are the top men who walk the corridors of power.

did anybody see the bolded part? so people now celebrate prostitution and prostitutes as the biggest girls on campus!!! Good Lawd

available for sale is a brand new black blackberry bold 5(9900)
60k and non negotiable ..grab this offer ...
London used Bold5..48k
London used Bold6..38k
London used white Bold5 with box and all accessories..55k
call 08076474947 or email nitwits8701@yahoo.com for further inquiries

available..price reduced to 50k

available

just some few pieces available..pick ur's today

available

the Nepa office attached to my area has 2 generators...like someone said "how can you give what you dont have" and some people are here defending the presence of a generator there...even in the 2013 budget,a lot of ministries made provisions for purchasing generators,maintenance and fueling

Naija...we've seen a lot of terrible things that nothing is a big deal anymore...E go better( our usual Slogan)

still available

call to negotiate

A brand new Samsung galaxy Tab 2 is available for sale..never been used or opened

53k...which is lesser than the current selling price
call 08076474947 or email dejimichael@gmail.com for further inquiries

still available