drnairalov: ermm leme try remember..OK I waz stubborn just for fun, I rememba ma dad beating me up cos i stole chokomilo( one cube sweet back in d dayz like dat) i waz 5 den ....i waz so pissed....when he slept off ...i slapped him hard with the intention of saying it waz mosquitoe...oh boi i got beatings mehn...when i waz 6 he took me to barbeach nd waz like

''OV let's 'play hide nd seek' close ur eyes nd count to 10"
that waz it...since then he has been in hiding, that waz d lat time i saw him...
DAD INCASE U SEE THIS it's ur son....where re u?!

folakeojo:

Fggc oyo?

delors:
Sad story RIP to your dear mum.
As for you, try harder next time...break your leg instead, that'll work. Keep it up

adaobi123: I took a envelope full of money and hid it under my pillow and my mum complained about the loss of money. She started weeping then I brought out the money and she asked where I found it, I said under my pillow. She then asked why was it under your pillow and I said it was a prank. The beating I received after.......

I was only 5

delors:
Lwkmd! Eventhough na lie, the thing funny die...I only read the first 2 lines n already laughed my head off. Keep the lies coming abeg. 9/10

Chrisjane:
Fggc lejja, nsk

ogb5: I could not play pranks, who do I want to play pranks on?

One funny played by my friend was that he told his semi-literate father that the amoeba we were using for experiment in the lab jumped through the window and ran into the bush. And that the school said we should pay for it. The dad had to send the money quickly

Nakairogold: @ drnairalov,♓☺W do U mean by dat was d last time U saw him,dnt be annoyed ooo.

Duchaello: U TEY MADT API??Na everybody tey lie?wetin dey do u sef....abegi get a life joor wehre

delors:
Lolz. Don't get madt! Why the thing come dey pain you like boil. well, nor be everybody dey tell lie but we sabi the cooked up ones, like urs... But then, its funny...my opinion on it doesnt count, does it? But u self, arrange your lie well before u post am...BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YA!

The_Matrix:

ROTFL...GUy na real Basterd
I remember back then in secondary school, I was a truant, my pranks were so smooth and when i lied u could never catch me. The problem however was that my Dad was way way smarter: For every lie i told, he knew the end. He always beat me like a local drum (at a point I wished he'd just drop dead or the police would arrest him sef for a crime he knew nothing about). My day of victory however came one night when i crept out of the house by 1am to go and watch a neighbor play Contra on Nintendo. After watching for 3 hours i came back only to find the door locked. I feared the worst cos if it was my dad that locked it, he may kill me with his dane gun. Well when i knocked the door around past 4, lo and behold twas my dad. I told him i was sleep walking and saw my self walking on the road going to school. I couldn't believe he fell for it, and took me to a Sabbath church for prayers ... I juss dey laff the mumu prophets

dojumav: See me see trouble dat day o... I decided to scare the shit out of mum c. Twas around 9pm dat day, waiting for her to come back from church.. Na so i hide for back of gate o, covered with mosquito net.. As she enter like dis na so i just grab her handbag... Come see shout, she run leave her hand bag....come see shout... Come see blood of Jesus.... D kind beating wey i recieve dat day no be small

adaobi123:

apacheguy:
Guy ds 1 is @ d highest order o, playing pranks on d state itself

REALITY101:

Woo bro that must really be sad. I hope you be the opposite to your own kiddos.

My dad was my best buddy.

druid06:

Not sad for me. That's the best way to raise children.

REALITY101:

Oh please. What you said up there sounds like horror to me... no offense. Not seeing your dad smile during your entire childhood, being mean on you and your siblings is the best way way to raise a child? Hmm no thanks dad. Whatever happened to father, son and daughter moment. I'm beginning to feel bad for your own kids already #justsaying

REALITY101:

Oh please. What you said up there sounds like horror to me... no offense. Not seeing your dad smile during your entire childhood, being mean on you and your siblings is the best way way to raise a child? Hmm no thanks dad. Whatever happened to father, son and daughter moment. I'm beginning to feel bad for your own kids already #justsaying

druid06:

You watch too much American movies that it's hard for you to seperate what's real and fiction. My old man was not mean and I never mentioned such in my statement, just said the old dude was damn serious all the time. Don't feel bad for me boy, I think you should feel bad for yourself for being this delusional into thinking that life is like a fairytale to you. Try being a dad of 5 children and also a career man and tell me where you would get a spare second even for a smile. Your statement just showed you're a fool and only fools would want to say something because they feel like it without thinking. I remembered I mentioned in my statement about my father's recent change in his demeanour after we all grew up and successful in our way which shows the reason why the old man was damn serious was because he was working his as-s off so we could be where we are today. You're a douchebag for bringing my children into the mix. I pity yours. I'm not sure you even have kids, you're too immature.

druid06:

You watch too much American movies that it's hard for you to seperate what's real and fiction. My old man was not mean and I never mentioned such in my statement, just said the old dude was damn serious all the time. Don't feel bad for me boy, I think you should feel bad for yourself for being this delusional into thinking that life is like a fairytale to you. Try being a dad of 5 children and also a career man and tell me where you would get a spare second even for a smile. Your statement just showed you're a fool and only fools would want to say something because they feel like it without thinking. I remembered I mentioned in my statement about my father's recent change in his demeanour after we all grew up and successful in our way which shows the reason why the old man was damn serious was because he was working his as-s off so we could be where we are today. You're a douchebag for bringing my children into the mix. I pity yours. I'm not sure you even have kids, you're too immature.

REALITY101:

Woooooo someone is mad. What's with the name calling son? Aiit I will forgive you cuz I believe the nightmare from you old is still freaking you out.

@ fiction lmao son you have no idea of what your spewing about. @ watching too much American movies lol a joke.

@ having 5 kids, ok now I get it, so lets blame fraustration for your dads cruel face and treatment towards you and your siblings.

WTF? He never spared a second for a smile or play with his own kids? Dude you need to sue your dad for whatever abuse your lawyer would tag it

@ life not being a fairytale, fucck that homie. Why having 5 kids knowing you ain't got what it take to raise them. For real man, I still feel sad for your kids born or unborn.

Parents like you and your dad are one of the many reasons kids do a lot of crazy shitts especially the females thereby looking for love out there since they ain't getting parential love.

Finally STFU.. Career man my assss. Bro no offense your childhood was hell.

Now I know why Nigeria youths are always angry

Heeyhun: I'd never forget this yeye prank i played on my mum,
When i was in pry sch, she used to warn me against chewing gum but i stil did, this fateful day, on my way back from sch, i bought chewing gums and even took three at a time, on getting home i stupidly hid it in my mouth thinking she wouldnt see it not knowing it made my cheek a lil bit bulgy, i greeted her and she was like what happened to my cheek, i told her it was paining me, she felt my cheek and went on to put her hands in my mouth to feel the bulge and alas it was chewing gum. D kain beating i receive ehn...its stil so fresh in my memory

Heeyhun: I'd never forget this yeye prank i played on my mum,
When i was in pry sch, she used to warn me against chewing gum but i stil did, this fateful day, on my way back from sch, i bought chewing gums and even took three at a time, on getting home i stupidly hid it in my mouth thinking she wouldnt see it not knowing it made my cheek a lil bit bulgy, i greeted her and she was like what happened to my cheek, i told her it was paining me, she felt my cheek and went on to put her hands in my mouth to feel the bulge and alas it was chewing gum. D kain beating i receive ehn...its stil so fresh in my memory

REALITY101:

Woooooo someone is mad. What's with the name calling son? Aiit I will forgive you cuz I believe the nightmare from you old is still freaking you out.

@ fiction lmao son you have no idea of what your spewing about. @ watching too much American movies lol a joke.

@ having 5 kids, ok now I get it, so lets blame fraustration for your dads cruel face and treatment towards you and your siblings.

WTF? He never spared a second for a smile or play with his own kids? Dude you need to sue your dad for whatever abuse your lawyer would tag it

@ life not being a fairytale, fucck that homie. Why having 5 kids knowing you ain't got what it take to raise them. For real man, I still feel sad for your kids born or unborn.

Parents like you and your dad are one of the many reasons kids do a lot of crazy shitts especially the females thereby looking for love out there since they ain't getting parential love.

Finally STFU.. Career man my assss. Bro no offense your childhood was hell.

Oh yeah mr. Dickhead, yes I have one and she's the happiest little girl on planet "check ma profile"I treat her like a princess that she is and guess what? When she grow up she ain't gonna expect less from punkasses like you. Be honest how many of your female siblings got screwed up out there? Haha

Now I know why Nigeria youths are always angry