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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Carot: 5:20pm On Jul 20, 2024
Pegasus01:
livestream Telegram link
Are you in Saudi Arabia?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Carot: 5:18pm On Jul 20, 2024
Oasis007:
We need Experience in the squad bro, Leaders precisely and this is where Case and Erik come in. Hannibal and Lindelof can fvck off but we gonna have to keep Maguire except we get De Ligt.

McTom can fetch United £30m to £50m, so why not sell him since Collyer can replace him in the squad?! I wouldn't say no to Sale of Eriksen too but I won't mind keeping Case - Squad needs his Leadership.
Same casemiro you abused for his lethargy in defence last season even tho he was playing out of position
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Carot: 5:14pm On Jul 20, 2024
CapitalCee:
AWB no just smart at all. Very Clumsy, na only tackle him sabi.
Mount is not a terrible player, but Bruno is world class to replace him will be an uphill task
You mean Bruno that flopped at euros is world class? smh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Carot: 5:12pm On Jul 20, 2024
CrystalTiger:
Make them troway this scamcho abeg..

Na God go kill ETH if he tries this Antony over Amad this season..
what exactly is Antony's role in that team
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Carot: 5:10pm On Jul 20, 2024
Oasis007:
Good first half. Yoro is solid and ready to cook. Collyer is impressive. Murray didn't do bad. Amad ready for starting XI. Sancho needs few more games. Wheatly can do better. AWB played better. Case ain't bad too. Evans is Evans. Mount will cook but need time.
what is Sancho still doing in man u?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Carot: 3:25pm On Jul 06, 2024
Unlimited22:
It's her bumbum, my dear
It's her bumbum
her bum ain't causing erection
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Carot: 3:23pm On Jul 06, 2024
swiz123:
Bros leave that thing, that girl make sense. Such round nyash is rare to see on a white girl.
Yash wey no big anything
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Carot: 1:48pm On Jul 06, 2024
afrodoc2:
True love or lack of trust. cheesy

Douglas Luiz no trust am to live on her own. She was a lesbian until she met Luiz, so maybe that one no too sure say spirit of pride don leave her body.
I no know wetin people see inside that gal. She doesn't cut it for me. Her body is just there
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Carot: 1:42pm On Jul 06, 2024
obonujoker:
The coach messed up.

Even me as a Ronaldo fan, I won't start him in any match... Although I will explain to him in dressing room why he must enter 2nd half.

The only full match will be the last group stage match.

This is what will happen at the WC 2026 though, and Portugal must win it for the GOAT
2026 my ass. You must be joking.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Carot: 1:37pm On Jul 06, 2024
Jodera:
Na why E sweet me as France play nonsense come still comot dem.

You see that nonsense freekick wey him take against Slovenia? Direct freekick from such a ridiculous angle when his team needs a goal to advance.

Posterboy Goat at the detriment of his team?

Not my Goat!!
I thought I was the only one that saw it. Very selfish player. He did it again yesterday. From the right and as fate would have it he struck the wall. Instead of a simple cross
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Carot: 1:30pm On Jul 06, 2024
andrewbaba44:
Homelander is powerful than the coach

A 39 year old playing 120 minutes twice should tell you a lot ,while someone like Bruno is being subbed out
The coach is a fat morôn. If Ronaldo was martinez, he will not allow that. That's why I like mou and ten hag
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Carot: 11:14pm On Jul 05, 2024
andrewbaba44:
Ronaldo last international tournament ? Deh play

Na only rape case go make that homelander no play next World Cup grin
if he tries it. The whole portuguese nation will revolt against the coach
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Carot: 11:08pm On Jul 05, 2024
fredoooooo:
Ronaldo fans dey call felix, Ronaldo wey dey sangalo people instead of football during game una no blame am .. cheesy
That hediot called martinez is a fool for leaving Ronaldo on that field for 90 mins
he's not fit to be a coach
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Carot: 11:04pm On Jul 05, 2024
Portugal can now forge ahead. The he goat has played his last
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Carot: 11:02pm On Jul 05, 2024
obonujoker:
He's the real
selfish goat that want to score from indirect set piece
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Carot: 9:49am On Jul 05, 2024
raumdeuter:
Pogba is who he is
like neymar, he was never serious with his career. To hell with him
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Carot: 7:34am On Jul 05, 2024
shaybebaby:
Chicken Salad with honey mustard dressing.
nice food
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Carot: 7:26am On Jul 05, 2024
cococandy:
Dinner for him. (Pic 2)

Mushroom and shrimp Alfredo with a side of baked salmon . Served with white wine.
This is good
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Carot: 7:22am On Jul 05, 2024
seunny4lif:
Dinner Time
Yummy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Carot: 7:18pm On Jul 04, 2024
oliverano:
For the records, players that left for either peanuts or free because of astronomical wages; Dembele, Suarez*, Greezman, Coutinho, Rakitic, Umtiti, Vidal, Alba* Pique* etc.

Players that will leave either on free or peanuts because of their KDB wages; Dejong, Ter Stergen, Lenglet, Fati, Lewy*. If this happens hope people won't say we're bad at selling.

That's why although I'm very keen on Nico, If he's not willing to come on reasonable wages then we shouldn't touch him. If Nico comes here and flop then the vicious circle continues!
You say Nico lacks finishing? Did you see his goal against Georgia?
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Carot: 5:29pm On Jul 04, 2024
Baddestguyp:
Antiporno (2016)
I tried to make sense of this movie but I could barely make sense of it... Maybe there's some sense to it, but the poor subtitles I got didn't help...
I'm sure there are some blogs somewhere talking about the depth of the movie...
The visuals and music were pretty good tho...
Is sex involved?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Carot: 4:45pm On Jul 04, 2024
Ijustwantto:
Extra time has always been a waste of time and energy. Portugal vs Slovenia didn't score a goal in extra time. It is ended in penalty shootout. Same in world cup final. Na the same penalty shootout cool
see what ruud gullit say about him
https://sportsbrief.com/football/67975-portugals-cristiano-ronaldo-branded-hypocrite-shedding-crocodile-tears-euro-2024/
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Carot: 10:04pm On Jul 03, 2024
Baddestguyp:
The commoners rarely see royalty.
Most have no idea what they look like
whose face is that? I'm trying to recollect
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Agrees To Comply With Tinubu Government's Terms Of Release by Carot: 9:41pm On Jul 03, 2024
Kennitrust:
you hardly make sense on nairaland. I don't know if you are a monitor lizard
Does he work
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Carot: 1:30pm On Jul 03, 2024
reccy:
Anybody ahbeg. I don't want to see anything "Jackson" in my team again. He should go for music trial that's where Jacksons survive...... He has the prospect .

embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
He's your first choice striker next season. The earlier the better
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Carot: 1:28pm On Jul 03, 2024
obonujoker:
Where you put Bruno Fernandez and Kante?
Bruno is contending for flop of the tournament
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Carot: 1:24pm On Jul 03, 2024
airmark:
Who told you they are attackers?
Guiu is a top striker. Andrewbaba44 is mourning his departure
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Carot: 1:22pm On Jul 03, 2024
Ijustwantto:
The fraud is out for the next game.
At least the ref will have peace of mind cool
I used to fancy him until I realized he was an just imposter pretending to be more skilful than neymar.
RomanceRe: 56-Year-Old American Woman Shows Off Her 26-Year-Old Nigerian Husband (Video) by Carot: 12:49pm On Jul 03, 2024
Otulented:
My guy you de rep. Us wella here. Carry better herbs go knack am wetin no good.
erujeje or japata?
PoliticsRe: Stop Using My Name, Ex-Husband, Alison-Madueke Warns Diezani by Carot: 12:27pm On Jul 03, 2024
VULCAN:
You started off well but by the end you had derailed like a Nollywood movie.

Kindly go back and read again so that you won't embarrass yourself any more.

Dieziani initiated the divorce in 2021-not him-its clearly stated there.

She ran away in 2015 to escape justice so they have been living apart since then.

As to the rest of what you wrote - you can be forgiven for the ignorance as Madueke is a notoriously private man. He was already very wealthy before she became Petroleum minister. He had a number of successful businesses among which was the company which acted as the clearing house for GSM coys. It was responsible for settling the debt from each call made from one GSM coy line to another.

For example when you made a call from an MTN line to Airtel - MTN would have to pay Airtel an agreed amount and his company took a commission for ensuring that transaction went through.

When you consider the number of calls that were made on a daily basis you will understand the kind of money this man was controlling.

I have not mentioned the maritime business he ran and the dollars he was earning.

All in all - he was a Simp who married a pretty but oversexed woman in her 40's.

He couldn't control her and he was ashamed to cry out when she was doing Empress Dieziani in Abuja

Anyway, I'm sure he has learnt his lesson now

Next time Don't rush to comment before reading well.
Was dieziani a sexmaniac?
Foreign AffairsRe: Anti-syrian Riot Breaks Out In Turkish City(photos) by Carot: 11:57am On Jul 03, 2024
doctore212:
Dating an Olosho can be a huge blessing.


My babe dey give me plenty style wey I never see before.

The only problem is that she goes for night duty every night.

Her office is around Allen avenue
give me her number
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Carot: 11:50pm On Jul 02, 2024
odizeey:
France will fall.
fokasibe. I can't wait for ronaldo to shed tears of defeat on friday

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