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Bukolaolamipo:
Lol.... marriage not yet o

we can start from somewhere. I'm not in a hurry. Are you on WhatsApp?

ExudeLoveToAll:
It happens a lot, my girl thought she was grooming me when she told me her ex placed her on a salary I just smiled Na local man you want job

The stup.idity exhibited by men is hilarious and troubling at the same time.

were you fucking her

Bukolaolamipo:
Let me tell you how you guys started,na money you take catch am.. I'm a woman but you be fool ,do you know that when we women love a man so madly we can steal from parents, brothers, sisters, friends,the police,the army , cultists, kidnappers , just to make sure we give our guy something.let me give you dumbo head a secret.when you meet a girl just be real even fake being broke once she accepts na she go fund una relationship and she no go complain.Simps everywhere.one cannot even see a real man to date these days

I want to marry you. You are super intelligent. Are you currently single

Myhusband:
instead make I listen to this guy song? I'll rather listen to Simon Ekpa ranting


Para dey body, like wtf!




I go leave Omah lay, joeboy, Ayra star, Fire boy, buju and be listening to shallipop

I rather listen to poppi than omah lay

Griffon:
I don’t consider him to be a defender. He’s best suited to the DM position.

Trent is a rightback midfielder. what do you know

Jodera:
Lol...
We never win for last 3 matches na why

keep deceiving yourself and andrew44, your fellow loser

skywalker240:
The Father must have eaten from the excessive loots of his kinsmen when they married out their daughters, now it's his turn to remit his loots


Na ibo i marry, I know wetin my eyes see that day, sotey i tell my Papa say I no marry again, i fold walking stick, pull my cap and neck beads, use phone call my wife for where dem go hide am say i no do again


Naso people tell me say my wife begin cry

Ibo own too strong

na virgin you marry?

Ishilove:
I've read this same story in different variations over the years. Abeg give us fresh, genuine gist not all these fake recycled shít

how much is your bride price make I pay sharpsharp?

renderme:
Sharon Ooja was having hope.
He still no marry her.

Because he said in an interview dt he liked her, she dey always camp for his comment section.

I think say na timi egbuson dey fúck Sharon ooja

oliverano:
May be but he's better than Jackson. It's not a close call sef!

but Jackson know how to caress the ball

WhoDeyHause:
Happy new year to blues family and the rest dead club fans. Hopefully we'll continue getting rare good weeks like last week to make us alright this year. God bless us.
Capdan21, amigoss, anfieldfan you guys should continue the good work we dey your back for that epl title before city fans both original and adopted turn this place to playground this year again. 30 years punishment is already enough.

Can you believe arsenal is now in 4th position. Jodera come and explain

Esthered:
I think the OP's budget is low.
My sister's house hunting. A mini flat that isn't furnished is 700k at Aguda and Ijesha axis. She works at Marina too.
The one we saw that we liked was 900k.
They're collecting 2 years rent plus commission and caution totalling 1.950 for 700k houses.
We were negotiating for 1.5 years rent but she suspended the house hunting for now.
OP should look for someone to squat with till he can cough out a tangible amount for rent.
He can still go down to Abulegba......with that budget.

but abulegba is far

Emma1Oj:
The 2nd meaning of Lagos is traffic. So you can't avoid that. Lagos Island would have been the best for single room but your budget won't carry it, so iyanoworo, Yaba or surulere would go, depends on environment oo. but you have to be extremely careful with agent or whoever make Dem no run you street.

but iyanaoworo is on mainland

Ishilove:
Wow.

I know someone who went to ISFOP University in Cotonou to study Sociology. He resumed in 100 level in March, and by October of the same year, he had bagged his BSc 😂😂😂😂.

He even served in the Batch B of NYSC the following year 🤣

He told me the students from the Northern region of Nigeria could only spell their names and nothing much. When they are writing their tests or exams, they write their names only and quietly wait for the time to elapse. When any of them gets tired of waiting or becomes bored, he would go submit his empty answer sheet. That is usually their cue because the rest of them will follow suit en masse. Herd mentality on display. At the end of the semester, the Northern students usually score the highest. 😆😆😆

happy new year my love

adecz:
Basmatti rice is available in any
relatively big super market.

They are usually packed in packets of
1 to 10kg.

Right now, 1kg goes for about 3k.

is it indian

Ishilove, stingy gal, come and show us your own food

blessedchild234:
8/10 for me, before you see a movie don't come to this thread ⚠️

99% of them here are idiots. Anything their daft leaders (ishilove, kaycee7, sozinn, abduleez1, oyaskii) says, they do. They dont think

Dialpad:
Want your business to grow in Nigeria, hire Indian manager.

I am talking from employer stand point not from emotional employee view.

You will get paid.... but they would demand results

do these Indians have sex? every time work work

Waffarianman:
Sure. if na you, you no go dagger enough before everywhere cast. Her Puna don cast sha... Na old Congo de dey

but pussy no dey expire.

jaxxy:
isreal was firing blanks cudnt get her preg now she's doing Shakira.
he didn't lean well from his oga

na me go fúck this gal

DieuDonee:
Thank God for His mercies over your life. May he continually protect and provide for you.

Reminds me of few weeks ago when I suddenly experienced weakness while using the toilet. I got so week that I could not walk again. Thank God for God and colleagues who helped me with sugar and salt water before taking me to the hospital. All Glory and Honour belongs to Him

you haven't been fucking

BXNX:
Thanks in advance!

hi, i'm from job section. What do you think about working on saturdays? I got this job offer and it includes working on saturday, 9 to 6pm. Salary is 80k

ukaface:
Try not to be a dimwit in your next life

let me get you pregnant b4 its too late. Now that your breast is getting sagging to breastfeed a child

Dennisochampa:
Her life... Her choice.... But make God no allow me born pikin wen go dey focused on freezing eggs at 35 instead of being worried that she's not married at her age...
Even ugly girls get married these days talkless of a pretty lady like this...
For her to be single by now... It's either something is wrong with her or she's wrong with something...
Either ways... Her life... Her rules... Her choices... Make I go stake today champions league games

idiot gambler criticising a sensible lady

Mariahangel, come and see your mates

ukaface:
Na my aim be this
All these Naija guys no be am atall atall

after sleeping around, this is all you have to say

Ishilove:
Paper don set

we are waiting for you, husband snatcher

Puss360:
Lol . Noted my dear

I would love to see you. no bad intentions