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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Told Me She’s A Water Spirit (mami Water) by Carot: 4:30pm On Feb 12
Starz825:



Very funny

Na so my girl dey tell me when I be dey toast her say she get queen blah blah...say If I no like her and just wan nak...she go report me....and me as omo Jesus I no for...

Na gidigba I dey ...

So it happens say as she come later gree for me...i come ask am say babe aw ur queen Na.....she say na joke she dey ooo

They sometimes say that so their guy will stay and be loyal
she sabi fùck?
Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by Carot: 3:13pm On Feb 12
BascoVanVeli:


What I heard was they hiked the price for Nigerians while it was cheap for Ivorian citizens
get out. Hike or no hike we no sabi. Stupid nigerians always looking 4 excuse to console themselve. Fùck you yinkeys
Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by Carot: 3:07pm On Feb 12
Nomyth:
I'll say Ivory Coast lifting the cup is all down to fate.

If u follow their progression from the group stages and how they keep coming back from the dead- first, against Senegal and most importantly, against Mali- it is as if they were destined too win it.

Some things are just written in the stars.

When their coach talked about being on a team that lost to Nigeria in the group stage but won in the finals, I have started having the feeling that fate is at work.
they should make a movie on there victory
Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by Carot: 3:03pm On Feb 12
forgiveness:
Paseiro said our players were nervous hence lost possession.

I think I will have to agree with him. They were overwhelmed by the occasion.

get out of here idiot. Nonsense talk. Overwhem ko, overwem ni
Sports / Re: AFCON Final Massive Crowd At Awka Viewing Center Last Night(video& Photos) by Carot: 2:59pm On Feb 12
bestman09:
grin
Were you guys served with FREE cold bottles of stout and peppersoup? Nothing will bring me out to this type of place in the night, in the name of watching the super chickens
if free pussy dey, i go cum
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Ivory Coast AFCON 2023 Finals (1 - 2) On 11th February 2024 by Carot: 2:47pm On Feb 12
Twoclans:
Super Eagles give us more goalsssssssssss cheesy
i'd luv to suck your clit
Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by Carot: 7:32pm On Feb 11
Let us pray. Father in the almighty name of jesus. I commit these two team into your hands. One team wears orange, the other wears green. Father as they play, let there fairplay and let us cash out
Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by Carot: 7:26pm On Feb 11
Goke7:


same here since they got to the semi-finals by beating Angola, I have been pleased with the team. I only hope we can manage success afterward
fúcking liar
Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by Carot: 7:23pm On Feb 11
ChrisKels:
If we are winning by a good margin in the second half, sub(late sub) in Onyemaechi to kill time and also for him to have a taste of the tournament too.

He is the only outfielder that hasn’t had even a minute of game time
möron, where do you put önyedikachi
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: Finally Reborn! The Red & White Army: FA CUP Champions 2020 by Carot: 7:16pm On Feb 11
Shegzdave:
Our DMs have both scored screamers, last season it was Partey and this season it’s Odumodu Stunner
who is that
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: Finally Reborn! The Red & White Army: FA CUP Champions 2020 by Carot: 7:11pm On Feb 11
daveP:
4/4 in January.

That's some upheaval of form!!!

I've been the loudest for big goal difference scorelines.
What happen to ramsdale

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Sports / Re: AFCON: Funny Picture Of An Osun Ejigbo Man Residing In Ivory Coast by Carot: 7:01pm On Feb 11
vannessa7:


I decided to reply you because of your analogy, it has no correlation with this situation at hand, the difference between God and Satan is light and darkness, how does that compare Nigeria to Ivory coast? There is no such difference between the two nations, unlike your people Yorubas are naturally diplomatic, we are blessed with wisdom to know you don't bite the fingers that feed you, this man here is even brave because he didn't have to indicate he is a Nigerian at all.
The height of foolishness is to challenge your host as is normal with you lots. Wisdom is recognized by its many children. Continue your nzogbu zogbu while we continue being omoluabi as usual.
see comment. This babe go sabi hookup wella
Sports / Re: AFCON: Funny Picture Of An Osun Ejigbo Man Residing In Ivory Coast by Carot: 6:54pm On Feb 11
heysquare:
Lagos
how many days for road
Sports / Re: AFCON: Funny Picture Of An Osun Ejigbo Man Residing In Ivory Coast by Carot: 2:15pm On Feb 11
heysquare:
In fact, Abidjan is like UK to Ejigbo people. There's even direct Abidjan bus from Ejigbo town
where dem dey pass
Romance / Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by Carot: 2:47pm On Jan 29
simplepee:
This means I will never try it then.. Thanks for the feedback.
are u a virgin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Platform Officer by Carot: 12:02pm On Jan 29
tolex29:
StreSERT Services Limited - We are recruiting on behalf of our client to fill the position below:

Job Title: Platform Officer

Location: Victoria Island
Job Overview
The Persistency department is looking for a young, self-motivated, talented candidate to join the team. They also help customers make payments. The Agent addresses verbal and written inquiries pertaining to various products and policies. They assist clients with questions regarding relevant questions

Qualifications, Competences & Skills Required

• HND/B.SC in any discipline
• Minimum of 1- 3 years as customer service experience
• Must be between 22-30 years old.
• Excellent spoken English with impressive interpersonal skills
• Excellent PC skills
• Intermediate skills in Microsoft Word
• Excellent verbal and written communication skills
• Excellent customer service skills
• Attention to detail
• Ability to maintain knowledge of company’s products and procedures
• Ability to communicate professionally with irate customers. Ability to ask prying questions and diffuse tense situations.
• Strong time management and decision-making skills.
• Adaptability and accountability.
• Fluency in multiple languages

Salary
• Monthly Take Home– N114,000
Method of Application
Applicants who meet the requirements listed above should forward their CVs to ‘outsourcing@stresertservices.com’ using “PO-SSL” as subject of the Mail.


scammer
Celebrities / Re: ‘85% Women Want To Leave Their Marriages, I Tried Thrice’ – Actress, Jaiye Kuti by Carot: 1:01pm On Jan 22
okomile:
What can I say?

We shall have d strength to keep moving on to stay in an unhappy marriage.

Wish I left years ago but stuck

I take everyday as my happy day

grin
e wa gba oko nla
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Job As A Storekeeper by Carot: 4:23pm On Jan 18
Gadafii:
scam!!!!better don’t😂
you sabi the guy?

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Culture / Re: Idoma Traditional Bride Price Is ₦50,000, Costly Burial Rites Abolished by Carot: 12:48pm On Jan 04
Whatisurproblem:
that one no consign me, if you want to marry me, you must pay groom price, me use my money to marry none Virgin? God forbid.
i dey fine virgin no sabi fúck
Culture / Re: Idoma Traditional Bride Price Is ₦50,000, Costly Burial Rites Abolished by Carot: 12:42pm On Jan 04
DaddyGngeess:




Smile, I don marry Ene last 2 years now abi she no tell you? (Joking oo) Actually my wife name is Ene beautiful and glassy, good woman, happy new year to you , go find your own Ene oo. Idomas are really nice people
ene sabi suck?
Culture / Re: Idoma Traditional Bride Price Is ₦50,000, Costly Burial Rites Abolished by Carot: 12:41pm On Jan 04
AderonkeOlaniyi:
In Ado-Ekiti, our bride price is not up to 20k
let's get married
Culture / Re: Idoma Traditional Bride Price Is ₦50,000, Costly Burial Rites Abolished by Carot: 12:41pm On Jan 04
MMempire:

If Ene get sister, me sef dey interested in marrying.
I get one idoma gal but she like pussysucking. Make I give u?

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Culture / Re: Idoma Traditional Bride Price Is ₦50,000, Costly Burial Rites Abolished by Carot: 12:37pm On Jan 04
Johnycastro18:
wow 50k bride price shocked


Be like say nah to contact Ene my ex idoma babe, I see no reason why we cant make this marriage happen this time around, with this latest news grin
ene sabi fúck?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Carot: 12:30pm On Jan 04
andrewbaba44:
Lmao these guys are good abeg

If to say na epl team dem for no let us hear word for media
they couldn't beat Bilbao, real, betis
Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by Carot: 12:14pm On Jan 04
Papi85:


Oga Olise is better abeg, very similar to Mahrez. Saka is too direct and boring to watch


Carry Saka go Palace if dem no convert am to LB mk I knw wetin cause am🤣🤣🤣🤣

You will see the best of Olise if he joins a big team. That boy is good.
Saka is just left footed Jack Grealish 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
get out. You know nothing about football. Coconut head. Na water full am. No sense. Jodera, come and slap this guy

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Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by Carot: 4:40pm On Jan 03
mostob:
The 2024 AFCON will be broadcasted live on GtvSports page on Facebook. I'm still trying to find out if they're on YouTube.

Contrary to what I posted earlier, Max TV said they won't be broadcasting.
no NTA
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Demands Too Much Money by Carot: 4:27pm On Jan 03
Bukolaolamipo:

Lol.... marriage not yet o
we can start from somewhere. I'm not in a hurry. Are you on WhatsApp?
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Demands Too Much Money by Carot: 12:11am On Jan 03
ExudeLoveToAll:



It happens a lot, my girl thought she was grooming me when she told me her ex placed her on a salary I just smiled grin Na local man you want job grin

The stup.idity exhibited by men is hilarious and troubling at the same time.
were you fucking her

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