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^^^ what are you trying to tell us?

phcn

^^ above.

Phate07:

Just make sure you look well before applying or using any advice. Just an advice.

Thank you.

I would like to know this sensible lady above me.
Character should be the determinant factor in marriage.

r231:
The husband and his young wife were not on good terms.
In fact the wife was convinced that he was carrying on with the pretty housemaid, so she laid a trap.
One evening she suddenly sent Ekaette (the maid) home for the weekend, and didn't inform her husband.
That night when they went to bed, the husband gave the old story: "Excuse me my dear. . . . . . . .my stomach," and disappeared towards the bathroom.
The wife promptly dashed along the corridor, up the back stairs, into the maid's bed. She just had time to switch off the lights when in he came silently. . . . . . . . ,
He wasted no time or words but quickly took out his willy, and got on top of her.
When he finished and still panting, the wife said " You didn't expect to find me in this bed did you!!" and switched on the light."
‘No madam’, said the gardener!

This is fantasticology.

This kind family get as e be.

Funny funny people here
Why don't you give us your own?

Does Ogaga4Luv hate God?

What is Mtcheew?

I love the third one.That was a good response.

For Money Or Love

Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion.
The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. One day he decides to throw a huge party,
and during the party he announces, “My dear guests . . . I have a proposition to every man here.
I will give one million dollars or my daughter to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators
and emerge alive!”

As soon as he finished his last word, there was the sound of a large splash!!
There was one guy in the pool swimming with all he could and screaming out of fear.
The crowd cheered him on as he kept stroking as though he was running for his life.
Finally, he made it to the other side with only a torn shirt and some minor injuries.
The millionaire was impressed.

He said, “My boy that was incredible! Fantastic! I didn’t think it could be done!
Well I must keep my end of the bargain. Do you want my daughter or the one million dollars?”

The guy says, “Listen, I don’t want your money, nor do I want your daughter!
I want the person who pushed me in that water!”

I love this one,no be small.

This man is a cheat.

A friend recommended this site to me.I've been reading some posts here and there.I love them but some people's advise are terrible.I hope i will be given good advise when there is need for one.I hope  to mix with good people here as well.
Thank you all.