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Nairaland / General / Re: Hushpuppi Has Finally Been Sentenced To Prison by CArt(m): 3:32pm On Nov 04, 2022
For REAL?
Romance / Re: Girl Who Slept With A Dog In Viral Video Dies Of Infection - Daily Independent by CArt(m): 4:48pm On May 11, 2022
FAKE NEWS

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo: How I Learnt Of My Nomination As Buhari’s Running Mate by CArt(m): 9:14am On Apr 28, 2022
Maxymilliano:
My grouse with this interview is how he left out Tinubu's name completely in the entire narration.

Somebody watered the ground and paved the way for him, Aregbe and Amosun were just the purveyors.


Were you there when Tinubu was paving the way?
Everything in life happens according to God's time table.

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Family / Re: Why The World Wealthiest Men Like To Be Single by CArt(m): 6:56am On Apr 24, 2022
Marriage is good only that they just want to have access to anyone they want at any point in time without disturbance from their spouse, just like some of the celebrities.
Technology Market / Re: Place Your Laptop Battery Needs Here And Get It In A Few Hours by CArt(m): 2:57am On Apr 06, 2022
ruphytelecom:
Good morning
I salute you. I need your WhatsApp number.
Romance / Re: Man Dies In Rivers Hotel During Sex Romp With Lady After Taking Sex Enhancer by CArt(m): 5:07pm On Feb 17, 2022
I still believe that it is better to die in that narrow road than these Nigeria highways in the open.
Sports / Re: Chess In Yoruba Language (Ayoo Seesi Ni Ede Y'ooba) By Jawolusi Oluwaseun by CArt(m): 10:02am On Nov 24, 2021
This is an example of en passant below

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Sports / Re: Chess In Yoruba Language (Ayoo Seesi Ni Ede Y'ooba) By Jawolusi Oluwaseun by CArt(m): 9:56am On Nov 24, 2021
PediakAuthor:

Believe me, Chess is one of the simplest indoor games.
This is all you need to learn Chess within one hour...
Cheers


There is also 'Castling' a move that allows the King to take more than one step at a time provided the king and the rook has not been moved from their initial position at all.

Another observation not covered here is called en passant.
This is a special rule that gives pawns the option to capture a pawn which had just passed it by taking the first 2 step at the early stage of the game.
grin

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Travel / Re: Man Involved In An Accident As His Car Tumbles (photos) by CArt(m): 5:42pm On Aug 02, 2021
lalasticlala:
A Nigerian Man, Demola Of Lagos has shared his accident story. Sharing pictures from the scene of the accident, he wrote:

"Thank you all for the messages. ��❤️

Some dude dodging a pothole, swerved into me and on impact, I lost control of the wheel and off we went, tumbling down a slope. Dude stopped briefly, checked on us from a distance and then zoomed off.

All four of us are good. Thanks guys!."

I thank God for your lives . Pls be more careful whenever you are on a highway.


But the road around that place looks smooth lipsrsealed
Business / Re: Do You Think It's Easy To Be Rich Or Wealthy With Nobody's Help? by CArt(m): 10:02am On Aug 02, 2021
Slimzzy00:
Man... I've been in this journey to financial freedom and I can say it's not been easy for me. Nobody wants to show the way; they are not willing to mentor nor share the method they used in scaling poverty.
How did you make it on your own with nobody's help? Share your views maybe someone can learn and make the same move.

It is impossible to make it on your own without support from somewhere.
Crime / Re: A Woman Slapped Me, How Do I Follow The Case Up? by CArt(m): 4:43pm On Jul 16, 2021
TOPCRUISE:

Will you forgive and forget if I slap you cool

The only solution is to go and slap her husband back, if that would make mumusco like you happy.
Are you wiser than these people that asked you to let it go?
You are just 18 and you are like this. I pity the lady that would marry you in future. angry

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Romance / Re: She Said "Yes" Yesterday But Demanding 60k Today. by CArt(m): 10:10am On Jul 12, 2021
24brains:
No woman, no cry. A girl that barely said yes to me yesterday is demanding 60k from me for wardrobe allowance.

giving her the money is not the issue. but i fear a relationship built on such ground will collapse in no time.

what happens when hair and feeding allowances enters? i sometime wonder if having a girlfriend is worth it because almost all of them have multiple boyfriends whom they cash out from. i see no difference between them and olosho. petronizing olosho gives much rest of mind than a girl who is yet to be your wife.

nairalanders, how do you people cope with girlfriends palava in this present state of Nigeria?
cc lalasticlala, mynd44,

Fear not that is the acceptance fees just like every higher institution you are been given admission.

what happens when hair and feeding allowances enters?

That's the registration and hand out fees. They are part of the package. grin

I know you won't update us when you start moving from Jericho to New Jerusalem. cool

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Religion / Re: ⚫⚫ Trinity... Bible Proves That Jesus Is God by CArt(m): 11:46pm On Jul 11, 2021
@OP
Jesus is not God.
Matthew 27:46
And about the ninth hour Jesus cried with a loud voice, saying, Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani? that is to say, My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?

Mark 15:34
And at the ninth hour Jesus cried with a loud voice, saying, Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani? which is, being interpreted, My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?

Was Jesus referring to himself?
Please, with all ur knowledge get understanding.
Politics / Re: NBC Sanctions Brekete Family Radio For Recurring Unprofessional Conduct by CArt(m): 9:33pm On May 27, 2021
SoftP:
Let’s forget Morals and face reality,
How disgustful can u look into a woman’s face who set a Child ablaze.
The lady was lucky she wasn’t lynched by Mob , obviously would’ve found her head on spike.

None seems to care about the burnt child, but the little tendered slap cry

U have spoken well. This is to confirm to u that 90 % of people condemning him are frustrated and insane people.
May God put their children under the kind of suffering that the young girl is passing through.

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Romance / Re: Describe, Interprete Or Caption This Strange Photo by CArt(m): 4:44pm On May 14, 2021
Photoshopped. Look at the man's right hand cheesy
Romance / Re: Okafor's Law: Myth Or Reality? by CArt(m): 9:23am On May 05, 2021
BareFacedLies:


Try and help her out if you're a good friend
shocked Another man's wife

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Crime / Re: Yomi Fabiyi: CCTV Footage Of Baba Ijesha Abusing A Minor Disturbing by CArt(m): 9:20am On May 04, 2021
HolySpiritFire:
Yomi Fabiyi or what he's called is an idiotic man. Very useless man. Nonsense!

I pity ur hubby .
Education / Re: Help, I Am Almost Stuck And Disturbed About My Academics by CArt(m): 4:00pm On Apr 28, 2021
Never give up on your dreams. I went back to higher institution after 10 years of my Secondary school.
To the glory of God , I have no regret . Meanwhile before your admission clicks don't stay idle.

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Romance / Re: What Does A Sidechick Offer That A Wife Cannot Offer by CArt(m): 3:37pm On Feb 12, 2021
Factfinder1:


So you will have side chicks in marriage??

Time would tell.
Is it not even better than having 2 wives whereby you would be pretending to love them equally?
Politics / Re: Herders Crisis: Ooni Replies Sunday Igboho by CArt(m): 3:56pm On Feb 04, 2021
Jostoman:
Igboho should be very careful so that he won't offend those that will stand for him when trouble come. Not because you are fighting to defend Yoruba people then you will now start to insult your traditional people.

They are useless set of leaders, let him insult them . Maybe they would come back to their senses again.
You would never see those leader's children around here and they are always highly guarded like Chigachi masquerade.
Politics / Re: Buratai: Obasanjo Nearly Retired Me From Service 22 Years Ago by CArt(m): 4:49am On Jan 29, 2021
olmoRoc:
And from all indications, he had a valid reason for trying to get rid of you. You failed woefully as the COAS.

He was a great failure.
May the blood of those innocent souls he killed take away his peace forever.
Romance / Re: The Deeper Life Lady I Want To Marry Doesn't Want To Know My Place by CArt(m): 12:39pm On Jan 28, 2021
@OP,
Must you marry from Deeper life Church?
Wake up and find your level. Deeper life ladies are too deep for you to comprehend.

Generally, 95% of women are snakes, you sharpen their teeth and you were bitten by the same teeth.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Romance / Re: My Naighbour Is Beating His Sexy Wife Everyday Pics Added by CArt(m): 4:31pm On Jan 26, 2021
VictorUSA:
this op possess the spirit of gossip......OOUT in the name of JESUS!

Not gossip but covetousness.
Keep off another man's wife. grin
Politics / Re: An Open Letter To President Muhammadu Buhari By The Alaafin Of Oyo, by CArt(m): 3:46pm On Jan 26, 2021
golddare:
Buhari no fit read all this write up o. Jokes apart, hopefully they get his advisers to read it to him.

For sure.
Though It took me almost 20 minutes to finish the write up but it was well composed and elaborated.
I pray that Mr President would look into it and react without sentiment.
Politics / Re: Sunday Igboho Children are Overseas While He Is Sending Yoruba Youths To Death. by CArt(m): 10:13pm On Jan 24, 2021
etrouble:


You need psychiatric evaluation. E be like say your head no correct again

Don't abuse him, he inherited foolishness. It runs in their family.

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Romance / Re: What Does A Sidechick Offer That A Wife Cannot Offer by CArt(m): 4:42pm On Jan 20, 2021
Factfinder1:
What does a sidechick offer that a wife cannot offer?

Satisfaction without grudges.

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Romance / Re: Help, I Am In Love With A Single Mother Of Two. by CArt(m): 5:52am On Jan 09, 2021
@op
SUICIDE MISSION.
Most guys that are married to single ladies usually die before their wife due to stress.
How do you intend to cope with extra lugages when those marriage challenges come?
RUN, � � �.
Romance / Re: My Neighbor Is Chasing My Wife Behind My Back by CArt(m): 1:38pm On Dec 15, 2020
Omihanifa:
Go and screen shot this my post for reference purposes

That neighbour of yours will later fork your wife angry it's just a matter of time

The more the two of them see each other everyday in that compound, the more the urge and attraction will grow

** The best thing for you to do is to PACK OUT

Do you believe that leaving Ibadan for Lagos becos of Ibadan rain would end his problem?
FYI , Lagos rain is even worse. Let him stand and fight for his right now.

Note this: Any challenge you run away for in this life would definitely come back to you stronger.

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Romance / Re: Is 15,000 Enough For Feeding For 2 Weeks? by CArt(m): 1:23pm On Dec 15, 2020
Manuellu:
I'll make this brief.
So I went to sit out with a friend this weekend and he narrated an event to me.
My friend has a girlfriend he's been dating for almost a year now. They started dating in portharcourt before he moved to Abuja, so they've never stayed together for long. This month he invited he over and the day after she came he gave her an atm card with 15k in it and told her it's for their feeding for 2 weeks. Apparently my friend earns 80k and she knows, so he felt it's okay, mind you he also paid her transport down.
When he came back from work that day, her bag was packed, she said she's going back to ph cos she can't date a man who gives her 15k for feeding for 2 weeks. He allowed he leave cos he was shocked, things have been going fine before then. Should he call her back, go above his budget to please her or let her go cos she couldn't make do with what he gave her? And is 15k too small for 2 weeks judging by what he earns.

If he should call her back he would be enslaved forever trying to make her happy.
Marriage is a dual way thing, give and take.

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