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kola oloye: A Youth Corps member in a strange land sleeping with a married woman in the same compound.

taryour: lol.
A man dat ties his wife up with rope n beats her with koboko untill she passes out and then lock his kids up in d other room so they dont get a chance to run out and call for help to save their mother.

For real

kola oloye: It was that lady i saw you with last summer.
Bros,I like your profile pix.

Thanks.

swtchicgurl: MORE JOKES:

A German, an American, and a Mexican are traveling in the Amazon, and they get captured.The head of the tribe says to the German, "What do you want on your back for your whipping?"
The German responds, "I will take oil!"
So they put oil on his back, and a large Amazon whips him ten times.
When he is finished the German has these huge welts on his back, and he can hardly move.The Amazons haul the German away, and say to the Mexican, "What do you want on your back?"
"I will take nothing!"
says the Mexican, and he stands there straight and takes his ten lashings without a single flinch."
What will you take on your back?"
the Amazons ask the American.
He responds, "I'll take the Mexican.



Mother-in-law's Funeral

A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law.
As he began to cry, his wife punched him and said: Why are you crying, you never liked my mother anyway.
I know he replied, I thought I saw her move!



Blonde weighs baby
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms.
The clerk explained that the device was out for repairs, but said that she would figure the infant's weight by weighing the woman and baby together on the adult scale, then weighing the mother alone and subtracting the second amount from the first.
"That won't work," countered the woman.
"I'm not the mother, I'm the aunt."

Cooooooooool,keep up the good work.

Baawaa: Is the same thing

SimonAndal: Mathematic puns are the first sine of madness
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How do you teach mathematics to a woman?
Look for the tan line
subtract her pants
stack her on the bed
divide her legs
calculate the distance
arc her back
add a length
function properly
provide constant movement
give her a square root
turn her over for a reverse polish notion
gradiently increase the integer
round the remainder
fill the pi
hope she doesn't multiply
log the event
sine on the dotted line
get her to cosine
profit from the experience
base the result on an exponent

vanstanzy: [color=#000000]@CArt
We are talking wifey here and not girlfriend. As for me a very big NO, NADDA, NOT IN THIS WORLD, NEVER!!! Beer parlour, Guyz you know we men act very stupid when we are drunk, even with another man's wife.[/color]

Idowuogbo: Yes! she will come home drunk and u no dat tin sweet wen d babe high.

Kai i go knack am , knack am, knack am.

10 gbosa's for u, you are in the spirit