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Caracta: Jeeeeez! Caseless? Like seriously? I'll sooo break your head! What the....? Oh no!

oh...jingle-pringle! Was she hurt by someone, or som-in....?

Binger, wat did u do to her?

Caracta: Oh please, don't talk to me. Are you the only caseless in the world? I was referring to a musician in my street

"never leave ur partner, especially in a fire"
*kisses her*



U de make me laff for here...which musician for ur street.....

binger: hahaha! I hope 4 ur sake that you're correct. How is life treating you?

men, life has been laterally undulating and, smooth to some extent.

Have u seen caracta today?

When u see her, do tell her i asked.

Caracta: Doya means "yam" in Hausa. Smh for you. Oh...i miss Caseless.

*sobs*

hmmmmm.........ba kin koreni ba...

binger: I thought u dumped him? Too bad u made a hasty decision.

hmmm.........it was that corp that lured her away. I'm sure it is temporary sha, cos wen him finish service and allawee nor de come again, him go stop to de chase her.

Na dat #19000 him carry win her.......

lekpalicious: Wat is sms? Or u mean smh?

shrug my shoulder(sms)!

Blue and black font all over the place and xynerise is the topic of discussion.......
Sms......









Fatuity!

dont8: Good for you, now bounce

mtsswww.....


Sms....

dont8: Sharap, what do you know about parenthood

i've got wives and kids, u know.


U must be arrested for not looking after the poor gal tha way it shld be done...that led to her disappearance.

Corpporal xynerise, arrest this guy.

dont8: Had a scare some hours ago, when a relation of mine got missing, thank God we found her.

this is coming from a foster parent.

Sms

Vanneni: see your mouth. You sabi wetin carina be?

wat has happened to d conventional meaning of carina? Ok, if ur own 'carina' means fanny, pothole or bobbi...then i like am die...

*runs for cover*

Vanneni: you be carina

yes, carina 2, to be precised.

Vanneni: I nor dey tire.

see u.......i care for u.

*Sings inyanya's 'all i want is ur wais'*

lalaosky: caracta loves cars and rhymez has one...caseless is now the scapegoat

oh.....she love cars? That makes it easy for me then. Women are difficult to hav when u dnt knw wat they need, immediately u knw wat(material things) they want, they are as easy as anything. Her own don busy!
*maps out strategy*

xynerise: *Draws him closer and slaps him left and right on his face* Nonsense

*grabs mallam's knife and stab him*

xynerise: Excuse me! I hate gossips

na me u de dissect for ur diary like that? Binger, abeg borrow me that ur bh bomb make i finish this xynetelope frm the surface of tha earth....*detonates bomb*

xynerise: .

xynetelope, wetin u tell oahray wey oahray tell lalaosky and wey lalaosky tel me? *grabs gun*

[quote author=sweet-tease]I was actually coming to see the pics of those guys that wouldn't stop teasn the ladies, and probably tease them too bt i must confess.... You guys look really good
And the pics are much... So i don vex, i dey go upload a pic of me on duty with my lowcut [/quote]nice pic......u look sweet!

DnigerianPrince:

Can we see your picture on the women's thread?

help me ask her.....

Vanneni: smh...

u nor de taya to de dance? Go room and rest abeg.
*catches*

Caracta: Seriously smh...

u don deny me ur pic now, no wahala. Kinyimun rowa hotonki ko...badamuwa.....

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]In America, its not -- U Fit ask Cfc [/color]

ok....i'm learning!

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Valentine Dreams

One morning Emma woke up with a start. Her husband Jim asked what was the matter, she told him, "I just had a dream that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?"

"You'll know tonight," Jim said.

That evening, Jim home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, Emma opened it - only to find a book entitled "The meaning of dreams". [/color]

emma no be boy name?

lalaosky: lmao...see wetin caracta don cause...dont8, caracta has frustrated your nigga..lmao

hahaha......i go jst shoot u now.

Dont8, dont mind him, all is well.

lalaosky: i'd hvae told you but i'll be treated like caseless

dey very careful!

Caracta: My waist na the koko

*grabs her waist pendin wen lala present one*

Caracta: Smh...that's because you don't have a point

sms........this runaway friend wan kill me this morning...

I get work sha....

lalaosky: *pats him on the back*...don't worry, romance section has pretty albiet hidden but imma pluck one for you..*winks*

u mean am? Oh hook me with one fanny shap shap......d one wey get waist pass caracta.

Rhymez: I guess you know the abilities of Clark Kent?

anoda shot place to his head....

Caracta: lol...funny

@caseless, why are you calling him redman?

no answer....

Rhymez: If I were you I will logout

*shoots him*