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xynerise: Sure. I caught Spike C and Caseless last night

i was robbed in his shop, poisoned and not caught...





udonminit!

spikes C: I no blame you

BTW, tell ur babe make she no dey insult me o. I go slap am one day

no try am ooo....

spikes C: My Eja nla. Keep talking

This ur kind English self
So, hanging a guy by his balls is a slang. So at ur age you still dey speak agboro slang abi
What of other times you always talk of balls, dlck, fck etc. etc.

Pls, go and cure ur conji with truckpusher or caseless.

I need to start reading classy comments nowadays you know

*yawns* what's that ur name again? ochonono.....

i thot truck and dat agbero were in love last time...

xynerise: Paedophile

na u b dat. where dat small boy called ishsophe?

xynerise: SELF-DEFENCE guys!!!

Assuming I fall break head wetin una go talk? Nothing dey close to hold na only those saviours

...how old is ur daughter?

onuwa

Truckpusher: Spike C ,peace bro......one love

forgive and forget

for some days now, u'd come and refuse to comment...

Truckpusher: meanwhile Caseless make thunder fire your pikin papa for blockos

this blokos wey thunder go fire, hope say u go borrow me ur own when i'm going to fvck?

Truckpusher: Bukato you've been made

yea, he's made; he's taken after u....he learn fast..

xynerise: How you take see Mr. Ibu lap?


Dude has been peeping on Mr. Ibu

#Gayalert

*spits*

spikes C: I am kinda suffering from amnesia


Are you talking about vegetables
That one fit no work for some men nah

Any other solution

i thought it was agnosia

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]omg
someone is jealous.
awwwwwwwwwwwwww


ndo inugo?[/quote]

go sleep...

xynerise: . You dey mind cow wey be the only civilized aboki in his kindred

ur fafa...yo faaza!

ikekings1: As in he fills gas cylinders with gas?

yes ooo. na oyi of gas be xynerise name!

xynerise: Exactly! You are a genius .

It was my fada that opened the biz for you

ur fada

ikekings1: Lol.. U for tell me say u no dey do d biz anymore... So, caseless dey for am? Which biz u dey do now?

no mind am, na bureau de change biz i dey....but d biz bn collapse becos of enemies from my village... . xynerise na gas cooker him de fill for market.

GentleMimi: *pours hot water on him* u too dey sleep! Wake up joor. Why are u resting ya head on Xynerise's legs?

whaaaaaat! rest on whose leg, xynerise? God forbid! how i go put my smooth head for dat him lap wey de like mr ibu own?

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]hmm swerrie
am gonna give him the benefit of doubt first......[/quote]mtswww.....

xynerise: U miss road? You no see Caseless ask am?

ur fada!

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]any problem?[/quote]see, comot for road make go whr i wan go...na better bre'ast i wan get to chill under dis hot sun in my ville..

GentleMimi: Jealousy,commot for road jare make i see fine fine people.

GentleMimi: *falls into pot of coconut rice* looooooool! U dey vex? Oya bring ya head let me rub it *covers hands with gloves*

*rolls my head to her lap like my mom's old mortar for pounding yam, enjoys her soft-tissue-like palms and wave at lonely larride as he watches on*

xynerise: Wetin? . Belle dey purge you?

na dat food wey u giv me chop when i came to ur shop to buy gas de cause me running stomach. for d past 5 hrs, i still de ontop sink de fire de thing since...

GentleMimi: Sweerie,ur wish is my command!

lady to lady?

larride: Caseless, talk true, you get lapalapa for head?

fire! take ur time oooo

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]nah
I have always been a warm water person whether heat or no heat.

@Casey
no rain o.....just excess dust and heat.[/quote]it's sunny here, but early in d day , we get dis sensation of 'hamatan'.

xynerise: All these ones wey dey Sango-Otta sef dey form Lagosian

larride: BREAKING NEWS: ASUU STRIKE CALLED OFF.









why this woman come wake me up now.

udonminit!

wat about xmas and nu year now? sad news..

GentleMimi: Nooooo! I need a jaccuzzi! Pls gerrit for me.

jaccuzzi ko, wacomzy ni!

GentleMimi: Sorry,ur head does not qualify.It is not sexy.
Moreover,u have lapalapa.

...i go beat u ooo

GentleMimi: its still raining in Lag ooo.It rained heavily two days ago.

depth of rainfall increases down south and decreases up north at this time of d year in nigeria(hydrogeologically speaking ). if u see water dropping here, na tap b dat.

GentleMimi: Chilly morning? Thats what i hate! Having my bath is a chore! I scream when i pour water on myself.

*hands her an italian heater*

GentleMimi: Choi! This ur case na hopeless one ooo!

sharrap and rub my head