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spikes C:

*kicks him*

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]oh sit.... The strikers.[/quote]na dem sabi ooo. the strike is making sense anyway.

dont8: If you provoke me, I'll send you to Somalia or Afghanistan for your service year

no be only afghanistan or somalia. na antarctica or syria u go send me to for service.

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]when?[/quote]hopefully when d strike is over.

dont8: Nonsense
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is that how u say thank u for humanitarian gesture? d number of unemployed youth must increase by one person today. *sacks him*

[quote author=acidosis™]Yes boss.. the God factor is the ultimate..
No need to fear sha, after you finish this PhD wey you dey do so, God go just do am WHAM!! & you'll be the biggest boys in town.. [/quote]oga mi, I doff my cap and i'm screaming amen...amen...amen..amen...amen..ameen..ameen...amee.....

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]is that a second degree?[/quote]hahahha....u gat me laffing honestly...with dis question. na service I dey time for now.

Bunda95: lol you dey vex oo

u dey mind that lose receptacle of a woman. she even get children sef. fawking shameless gander!

what flatus! this kitchen asinine needs help.

[quote author=acidosis™] in btw west and south carton?

anyways I dey ooo, boss... been running helter skelter trying to make a living.. e nor easy [/quote]hahaha.....na craton oo. no mind some of this fones when their prediction feature is turned on;they give options and u might end up picking d wrong option in the course of typing.

running Helter-skelter? that defines Nigeria/Nigerians. na now I know how difficult it is for most pple...especially parents. e nor easy at all! and I never finish school sef; I dey fear when my own hustling go really start after my skool. God dey sha...

spikes C: Father and son cursing each other

and na u b their pikin.

go do wetin I ask u to or I Faya u. baby antelope

xynerise: ^Your fada

this Kenyan antelope is on the loose.

xynerise: ^Psychedelic drug is what you need.

nor try me. u wan bite finger wey de feed u Abi? I'm throwing u back to the street. d number of unemployd youths in dis country must increase by one person today. *sacks him*

[quote author=acidosis™]

Where the hell have you been mr?? [/quote]I've been around panthallassa(formally part of pangea), presently in btw south and west African craton..... too much geology. oga mi how far?

spikes C: this boy

who b boy? u wan lose ur job Abi?
*sacks him*

spike..pls shine my shoe.

xynerise, refill my gas cylinder(cooker).

acidosis, quickly clean my car.

binger, get my dress. I'm ready to go on a date with ur babe.

lalaosky(gateman), come and open the gate.

dont8, just clean d house and stay by the door until I come back.

Carata, come and hug me sweery!

'house_boy's....boy-boy thing. na my money de talk for here.

if una nor wan work, I go fire una bring new maids. besides, idowuogbo is longing to have these job. idowuogbo na potential maid.

xynerise: . Antelope

fear fear man , werrin u de feel like with this ur sI
ggy? abegi...go sleep.

alienware: These are not applicable to naija, beside there are no job in this God forsaken cesspit called Nigeria.

what class of degree did u graduate with? If u think there is no job in nigeria, then, it cud be from ur grade or u dont have anybody in gov't.

Dont call nigeria a cesspit cos u are still being housed in a 'cesspit'. how do u feel being in inhabitant of a 'cesspit'?

dont8: I miss you more, how're you doing buddy?

oga don-t......welcome back.

there was boko haram.

ogugua88: No, not my husband lol.

correct! I was already jealous that he's beaten all of us to this beautiful lady. I'm jst doing the normal men thing , dont mind me....big grin....

ogugua88: Thank you for responding to the member whom offended you in a respectful and responsible manner.

i cant jst understand why his first two posts were directed at me. He was jst looking for trouble. Thank u for ur concern!

ogugua88: No, not my husband lol.

Thank you for responding to the member whom offended you in a respectful and responsible manner.

not ur husband? Hahahahahaha....i was already jealous that he's beaten me to get this beautiful lady. Good to knw he's not.......*big grin*haaaaaaa.

My attacker is jst on my neck with his first 2 posts....cudnt handle him better than i did. Thank u!

when the vessel sinks, the minister also sink.

'she needs that money'.....let's see how gej wade in to extinguish this 'cos the cabal must have taken part, as millions of barrels were lost to oil theft......hahahahah.....the cabal are oil thirsty u and they are untouchable u knw.

Madam, u better keep quiet before u have their bullets passing thru ur scarf like they did to dora.

there are oil THIEVES....
there was NNPC

franklampard,take m easy cos nor be d op write am.

there was a whipping boy!

U cheaply fell for his skeletal fraudulent tactics...sms.

How cud u believe it was davido u were talking to?

He even requested for a recharge card as low as 100 naira. This wld have sent egyptians to tahrir square to protest .

Thank God say him nor collect pass 5k.
Sms...sms....sms....sms...sms

xykms101: Stop being a gasbag Man.

if u check my siggy, u'd see that i've made it clear not to fight or insult anybody in this holy month. So, i'm not goin to break that vow.

My qstion is, does the guy not worthy of being called an ibo man or too big to be ibo? I knw what i'm saying and who i'm talking to...


Calling me a windbag is offensive, but i dont have to be intemperate towards u becos of this holy month. Thank u and may God be with u

[quote author=~Borat~]May rain wash away both your homes.[/quote]hahahahahahah......too harsh bro. I don fall frm my bed with laff.

xykms101: please Mr, how is very enlightened a grammatical error?

u jst woke up, ryt? Check the post u quoted and u wil see how blurry ur vision is at this hour . Where did u see the suffix 'ed' in that post.

Ok, point out the error pls.