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thats embarrassing.i think it is d same in lagos,its rare to see school that provides accomdation for corp members

INTROVERT:
it's Russia not france

dat was an oversight.edited

I know that Putin isn’t exactly a
“good guy,” but, don’t I just love
these quotes from him. They’re
both awesome and hysterical.
He’s a world leader who is really
a movie character.
He seems to be the one world
leader unfazed, undamned and
super ready to turn these ISIS
cowards to ‘WAS-WAS’ in no
time.
“To forgive the terrorists is up to
god, to send them to him is up
to me.”
He once also said, “American
techs can spot water in Mars,
but, can’t detect ISIS trucks”
Who talks like that? PUTIN DOES!
http://www.viva-naija.com/
to-forgive-the-terrorists-is-up-
to-god-but-to-send-them-to-
him-is-my-duty-putin/

na ur whatsapp wallpaper catch my eye self.op wats dat hot chick holding?luks like d***.I wan see d pix clear

aftr d regae play d blues!

TOPCRUISE:
Nigeria don spoil. The judiciary is now seen as part of an entertainment industry. The CCT dock is now seen as a platform of celebrity paparazzi for corrupt politicians

TOPCRUISE:
Nigeria don spoil. The judiciary is now seen as part of an entertainment industry. The CCT dock is now seen as a platform of celebrity paparazzi for corrupt politicians

loosen up man.why do u think we 9ja are rated the happiest pple in d world,despite all these misfortunes we exprience everyday vis á vis economic meltdown,bad governance,unemployment,terrorism,ethniticm e.t.c?why cz our inexplicable sense of humour,dat uncanny ability to crack jokes even with deadliest of subjects,take d resent ebola disease vs salt scinerio we made comedy out of it,even bokoharam.dz nigeria where common sense is nt common,where foolishness is fashionable,wher sanity is a luxury.bt then if nt 4 dz kind of mindset suicide wld hv bn common cz if u allow urslf 2 be fully conscious,be serious with all dz impunity in dz country bliv me u might hit d street,so 4 ur sanity sake make it a habit to be happy against all odds.
#peace.

hmmm!make everybdy go home na,hw do they expect us to cope in 3months without allowee.i smell d end of dz nysc

allytinted:
if dey try anything funny nw, PMB will change dem from ASUU to asun (berbecue)

i think ASUU is politicised,they were used as tool to frustrate d former govt.now they ar suddenly mute.and they knw they ar corrupt

ASUU what's happening?almos t 3yrs now no strike.not even a rumour hmmmm.does it mean that all your previous demands have bn met?if so its long overdue to make fresh demands or have you guyz run out of idea?it is high time you shut the universities and fly abroad for a Phd or vacation.come on,this present undergraduates are missing the action,they are yet to write their core 4credit unit (1st&2nd semester) course(s) :ASUU1 01,201,301&401. see some are almost about to graduate spilling over the course,that's not fair. . is it the wind of 'change' that has blown towards ASUU?abi dem de fear Baba body linguistic?make dem try na;just a threat and let them watch as the full arsenal of anti corruption descend on them.the kain probe wey dem go probe them even S***k* go shame for them.all the Vcs and profs would start by declaring their assets including how many wives they have.can still remember how one of my lecturers cheerfully announced to us that he just married new wife shortly after the ASUU strike was called off,imagine 11months of accumulated salary and allowance.he was so happy that he dashed those of us that attended the lecture 5marks each.I blessed the new wife in my mind sha cz 5marks was not easy to come by. but one thing I know is that the day of reckoning of ASUU is at hand,because nobody has asked about the 220billion naira infrastructure fund does not mean it has been forgotten.it is more annoying to remember that it cost me 1whole year,while you guyz and GEJ govt kept masturbating with the future of Nigerian students,it is now years after the so called agreement were reach yet the condition our federal universities remain deplorable.who is fooling who? these guyz made most us spend 5yrs for a 4yr course(some even 6yrs) plus another year waiting for Nysc making 6yrs.can't help thinking if that was the reason my girl left me. now after everything these guyz have suddenly started forming responsible and civil,now maintaining normal academic calendar.even some peeps that met me in 300level just finished their degree exams.I no 'gree unless they will be made to serve for 2yrs in NYSC. #nonsense

steffans:
Oh shut it...

I hate hearing "men of God" talking about politics than the word of God.

God owns everythng including politics thus men of God who incoporate politics have nt erred.the muslims understand this perfectly,they believe Allah owns everythng;their entire life and reasoning,including politics,hence they are successful politically,jst because a typical muslim cnt separate religion frm politics.dats extreme though,but we Christians on d contrary shy away to involve God in politics and dats y we fail to get it right.its common to hear among us things like "abeg dis one nobi God matter;this is politics".thats myopic.my take is dat let there be moderation but let me not hear again that men of God shld not talk abt politics.d last time i checked,politicians are created by God.

man I knw hw frustrating dat could be cz av bn there once.but my perseverance later paid off sha,I kept being friends with her even came in wen she had issues with her bf.she is dz kind one in a kind faithful lover who bluntly told me DAT she can't double date,she meant it and I respected her for that but unfortunately/fortunately I don't give up easily wen I see a treasure cz dats wat she is.to cut d story shot;I cashed in wen her distant relationship had a crack cz of lack of attention from d guy,I took d opportunity being closer to her but deliberately avoided raising d issue abt her dating me.nevertheless am a social guy,I hang out with scores of babes casually but none of has ever won my heart as dis babe.wen i was almost given up she showed up to my room a week after our degree exams,hugged me for the 1st time with tears in her eyes and said those words that has entirely changed my world:"it's u I want".
cldnt believe it.so guy with women;never say never.
gudluck

lagos stream 2

maximilian19:
;DThanks man for the information, vry grateful.


People like u ar meant to be minister for information. Not L.M ;DThanks man for the information, vry grateful.


People like u ar meant to be minister for information. Not L.M

which nonsense minister of information?u ar dumb as him to believe dz crap without source.whch site said so?wen wl pple learn to be civilised.pls nysc never said anythng abt 2mrw,expct ur call up frm 2day unless nysc update otherwise on their official site.

NgeneUkwenu:
https://www.thecable.ng/developing-amaechi-first-name-screening-list-ministerial-nominees

delay in ministerial list,delay in screening and who said they are nt connectd;DELAY IN NYSC CALL UP LETTER.



Bloody go slow govt.mtchwwwww

Davidsylva:
Wonders shall never end, see what our sister is wearing ,is this fair? maybe she taught that today was "No Bra Day"


kcee shared the photo and captioned it: ''It was a great one at the@Afrimma2015''

https://instagram.com/p/9EgHmmxK5c/?taken-by=iam_kcee

remind me how her flat boobs get me my nysc call up letter dat av bn waiting since morning

oluwadanie1:
To set the records straight, CAMPUS DAILES brings to you the 1st five largest universities in Nigeria.


1) University of Ilorin - 75,000 hectares


2) Obafemi Awolowo University - 13,000 hectares


3) University of Abuja - 11,824 hectares


4) Federal University of Agriculture, abeokuta - 10,000 hectares


5) Ahmadu Bello University - 7,000 hectares.


Source: wikipedia.com


http://www.campusdailies.com/2015/10/see-five-largest-universities-in-nigeria.html?m=1

the list is void without Usmanu Danfodiyo University.d skl's landmass is overwhelming,it even cut through part of Niger R.
UDUS is almst a country.

please serving corpers especially those in Lagos,Akwa ibom and Enugu,help a pcm by sharing where(company,schools) you are doing your PPA to enable those who may influence theirs take decision.

How is the place like in terms of remuneration,possible retention and accommodation?thanks.

benedictnsi:
They only asked him to pronounce "Helicopter"


And he said..... he_li_ki_po_ta sheeegee

lmao.comedians full nairaland,guy u no go kil person wt laf.

dyn1800:
That's father kukah's Opinion anyway .....

His Lordship Most Rev.Dr Matthew Hassan Kukah he is now a Bishop not 'father Kukah' show my bishop some respect he nobi ur mate.

Simitrendy:
I believe Nigeria Armed forces will win this war




God is not in support of deadly beasts called Boko Haram



Its just time




I believe by the power of God we are Conquerors and Overcomers







BTW wetin consign Labour congress with BH boys

Boko haram concerns everybody,it should.u may have the luxury of being indifferent to it coz u hv nt been directly effectd,none of ur relations has bn victim of bomb blast.thats the mentality of many Nigerians especially those who ar nt living in the troubled area.they watch on t.v,read the news and just type 'RIP' and move on with their business,it doesnt concern them.but crying out loud,those thousands who hv lost their lives since BH started were somebody else's brothers,sisters,husbands,wives,children,friends,bread winners and they are still grieving coz their loss is irreplacable and u ar here asking what concerns NLC with B.H,thats gross insensitivity.its hightime we Nigerians stood up against this security challange facing our dear country,speak with one voice,develop feeling of empathy nt superficial sympathy to the relatives of the victims cz evn if u ar nt directly affectd,u ar indirectly affectd.#enof of the indifference.

Bolade005:
I agree with the public declaration of assets, they all should be compelled to do so but telling them their children must school in Nigeria is pure nonsense.

So because my father is a minister I should be denied the opportunity to get educated at one of the best schools in the world?, father better not accept the post then. Rubbish talk.

Btw, who is this Mr Kukah?

ar u serious @who is Mr Kukah?ar u a Nigerian?who does not know tha renowned cleric who never feel intimidated to stand 4 d truth right frm obj regime in oputa panel.mehn if spend a minute with this Bishop ur mentality abt Nigeria wil automaticaly change.was opportuned to schl in sokoto,was there when he was installed as the Bishop of Sokoto diocese,u need to see how the Muslims filled the arena u wld thnk that it was a muslim Iman instead of bishop that was being installed.his close friend His Eminence Sultan Abubakar of Sokoto evn had to release his boys quater for the bishop guests who came late wen the accomodation in the hotels were filled up.he teased Sultan for stealing his show because because their common friend the Obi of Onitcha chose to stay at Sultan's instead of Bishop's quaters.dnt let those haters who know nothng abt Kukah tell u otherwise;His Lordship Most Rev.Kukah is the only true statesman that Nigeria can ever have,the Pride of Christianity,his religious tolerance is unqual no wonder he is always on the Pope's top list of the delegates of conflict resolution to countries troubled with religious conflicts.

dnt let ur mind be clouded coz the other gal's so called gud manners.u shld ask urslf whether the virtue she display is inborn or just window dressing,forced out of low self esteem inorder to please u who is high abv her in education.the graduate gal may jst being herself to u cz she feels she has nothng to prove,as in she is beautiful,educated,u stil expect gud manners?come on man thats a rare combination,only very few ladies out there have such qualities,(i thnk only my babe,a beautiful,1st class(4.8cgpa)graduate of ind.chemistry,and very very gud mannered).what am i trying to say?u cnt have it all,wl advice u go 4 d graduate,u ar better of with her,the odds favours her,she has 2/3 of qualities while the other has 1/3.i bet that if the latter is even beautiful,lets leave being a graduate,dat she may not be that gud mannerd and humble.fact:beautiful and/or intelligent(highly educated)gals ar most times arrogant.so make ur choice.wish u well.

xamuel17:
slippers don finish for market?

lmao.guy u funny

NYSC Bars Posting Requests from Mgt Staff, Govt Officials NYSC, Adebiyi Adedapo in Abuja The management of National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) has warned senior staff of the service and top government functionaries against seeking concessional posting for prospective corps members. NYSC, in a circular dated September 4, dispatched to all directors, heads of units and state secretariats noting that such request would not be honored from any staff irrespective of its status. The circular reads in part: “Staff and members of the public should therefore not bother to forward any name for concessional deployment, instead such prospective corps members should be advised to go online and make their choice.” THISDAY checks however revealed that the instruction which emanated from the Director General of NYSC, Brigadier General Olawunmi Johnson, is not restricted to management staff of the service, as it would be extended to top politicians, political office holders, senior civil servants and some traditional rulers who might have been granted such privileges in the past. A competent source within the NYSC revealed that the DG instructed all the departments involved in the mobilisation process to dishonor any request for concessional posting irrespective of who may be involved. “The DG has instructed that we should not honour any request, even if it comes from the National Assembly or the presidency, he was sure that President Muhammadu Buhari would not encourage such indiscipline,” the source noted. According to the circular with reference number NYSC/NDHQ/ CMD/35/T/230 signed by the Director, Corps Mobilisation, Mr. Anthony Ani, since corps members have the opportunity to choose their preferred states for national service, NYSC staff should educate their candidates on the new system. “You may recall that during the 2015 Batch ‘B’ pre-mobilisation workshop held in Kaduna, the director general informed all workshop participants and the public that prospective corps members would now choose where they would want to be deployed for national service as they register online. “In view of the above, you are to educate members of the public accordingly, and staff and members of the public should, therefore, not bother to forward any name for concessional deployment, they should rather advise such prospective corps members to go online and make their choice.” [b]NYSC Bars Posting Requests from Mgt Staff, Govt Officials NYSC, Adebiyi Adedapo in Abuja The management of National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) has warned senior staff of the service and top government functionaries against seeking concessional posting for prospective corps members. NYSC, in a circular dated September 4, dispatched to all directors, heads of units and state secretariats noting that such request would not be honored from any staff irrespective of its status. The circular reads in part: “Staff and members of the public should therefore not bother to forward any name for concessional deployment, instead such prospective corps members should be advised to go online and make their choice.” THISDAY checks however revealed that the instruction which emanated from the Director General of NYSC, Brigadier General Olawunmi Johnson, is not restricted to management staff of the service, as it would be extended to top politicians, political office holders, senior civil servants and some traditional rulers who might have been granted such privileges in the past. A competent source within the NYSC revealed that the DG instructed all the departments involved in the mobilisation process to dishonor any request for concessional posting irrespective of who may be involved. “The DG has instructed that we should not honour any request, even if it comes from the National Assembly or the presidency, he was sure that President Muhammadu Buhari would not encourage such indiscipline,” the source noted. According to the circular with reference number NYSC/NDHQ/ CMD/35/T/230 signed by the Director, Corps Mobilisation, Mr. Anthony Ani, since corps members have the opportunity to choose their preferred states for national service, NYSC staff should educate their candidates on the new system. “You may recall that during the 2015 Batch ‘B’ pre-mobilisation workshop held in Kaduna, the director general informed all workshop participants and the public that prospective corps members would now choose where they would want to be deployed for national service as they register online. “In view of the above, you are to educate members of the public accordingly, and staff and members of the public should, therefore, not bother to forward any name for concessional deployment, they should rather advise such prospective corps members to go online and make their choice.” [/b]NYSC Bars Posting Requests from Mgt Staff, Govt Officials NYSC, Adebiyi Adedapo in Abuja The management of National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) has warned senior staff of the service and top government functionaries against seeking concessional posting for prospective corps members. NYSC, in a circular dated September 4, dispatched to all directors, heads of units and state secretariats noting that such request would not be honored from any staff irrespective of its status. The circular reads in part: “Staff and members of the public should therefore not bother to forward any name for concessional deployment, instead such prospective corps members should be advised to go online and make their choice.” THISDAY checks however revealed that the instruction which emanated from the Director General of NYSC, Brigadier General Olawunmi Johnson, is not restricted to management staff of the service, as it would be extended to top politicians, political office holders, senior civil servants and some traditional rulers who might have been granted such privileges in the past. A competent source within the NYSC revealed that the DG instructed all the departments involved in the mobilisation process to dishonor any request for concessional posting irrespective of who may be involved. “The DG has instructed that we should not honour any request, even if it comes from the National Assembly or the presidency, he was sure that President Muhammadu Buhari would not encourage such indiscipline,” the source noted. According to the circular with reference number NYSC/NDHQ/ CMD/35/T/230 signed by the Director, Corps Mobilisation, Mr. Anthony Ani, since corps members have the opportunity to choose their preferred states for national service, NYSC staff should educate their candidates on the new system. “You may recall that during the 2015 Batch ‘B’ pre-mobilisation workshop held in Kaduna, the director general informed all workshop participants and the public that prospective corps members would now choose where they would want to be deployed for national service as they register online. “In view of the above, you are to educate members of the public accordingly, and staff and members of the public should, therefore, not bother to forward any name for concessional deployment, they should rather advise such prospective corps members to go online and make their choice.”

MadCow1:
CRUTECH must be the new UNIBEN. in terms of useless Universities.


That helicopter must be for Witches to fly with as I don't see how you want to steer a Helicopter without the tail rotor.


Plus did they fly it or is this like that UNIBEN car that never moved.




What does Cross Rivers (CRUTECH) and Benin (UNIBEN) have in common? - Witches and Wizards.

why are people this funny.

good.hope say him come wt hm lesson notes and instructional materials.

kudos to fg

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