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San Miguel: Sharrap dia.

john1035: All these words listed below don't exist. Next to them are the alternative words to use
Indigene - native.
Disvirgin - deflower.
Praticalize- pratice
Rearer - herder
Gist (verb) - chitchat
Cunny - cunning
Pepperish - peppery
Convocate - convoke
Other words are installmentally, jealous (verb), mannerless, opportuned
Though u might find them in some online dictionaries but they are not right

Poor attempt at a joke.. try harder next time!

DE_GONGS: What should I do?
Heck, its just another day!

Mondisweets: my father would feel offended if I had to request stuff like phones from a guy I'm content with what he provides for me. I'm serious and I really want that video o!

Mondisweets: I would love it if u send me a video of u singing christmas carols...that's the perfect gift for me :-) I hope u can't sing cos that's wat will make it really special for me

Mondisweets: you should have an idea of what the person likes first of all, but a perfume is a great dear since almost everyone uses it.

Mondi.. seriosly.. wud you accept perfume as Xmas gift? ... wat wud you want? ..datz wat I wanted to know?

Mondisweets: hello lovely NL people

Mondi.. Can you help a broer out? ..What kind of gift (non-romantic) wud you find fitting for diz season? A book or perrhaps a perfume? ..I wanna buy ha smtin nice n I dnt wanner mess up..

San Miguel: Na wa oo. Na for my house i do my own service. Me sef be pastor.

San Miguel: Very great indeed . What about urs?

Pastor preached for too long joor.. sleep use me dey practice kung-fu

San Miguel: Estoy bien. Y tú?

San Miguel: come here let me bite your....

youngprofdguru: She deserves it.....

Manhunter™:
This will be a sister thread to the one Reyginus created.


So, as of this moment, I have given my life to Christ and I accept him wholeheartedly.

I believe that he came to die for my sins and to reunite the world with the one true God.


So, guys, throw all you got at me, I've got the Holy Spirit now.

lertee: Thanks to google translator.

Corky Joe: ...ermm sweery Marisa.... Qui La pa La moi PlaYa et punny moi et u today.... Juss one round qui please?

Maria-Goretti:
um, can you please translate your spanish writeup?

Maria-Goretti:
um, can you please translate your spanish writeup?

Larry-Sun:
What does it mean?

Maria-Goretti:
huh, you' ve got jokes..... I like that.

pDude: You are what is wrong with the world today.

No wonder Naija is a hopeless place. I hope you never attain any position of authority.

Maria-Goretti:
So this place can be this quiet.......